I was making conversation.
My ass does NOT know how to make a cake
Trying to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hm. I may be experiencing… hunger. But I am slightly unsure. Better wait until my stomach hurts and I have a massive headache to eat snack.
“Eat it, she says. It’s knowledge. From dead cultures. It’s also blood.”
— Alice Notley, from ‘Songs and Stories of the Ghouls’
Can I pack a small cardboard box and put a plant and desk lamp in it.
i'm the boss i'm in charge