When Will I Have This.

Trying to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

“It was a mystery to her why Death had started using the place. Of course, he did have many of the qualities of a gentleman: he had a place in the country–a far, dark country–was unfailingly punctual, was courteous to all those he met–and sooner or later he met everyone–was well if soberly dressed, at home in any company and, proverbially, a good horseman.”

— Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

Sega: IR 7000 Communicator (1994) manufactured by: Casio

you’re all ‘ohh i love hole’ but now when i’m about to throw you in this bottomless pit (which is a form of hole btw) you’re all ‘please spare me’ fucking hypocrite

“Eat it, she says. It’s knowledge. From dead cultures. It’s also blood.”

— Alice Notley, from ‘Songs and Stories of the Ghouls’

I can be a wounded dog.

i like them FRAGILE with the disposition of a WOUNDED DOG THAT WANTS TO BITE ME but with a sweet side that will show ONLY after i've fed them enough pepperonis