27 - He/Him - ♋️ - Doctorate Degree Supermassive Black Hole
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Stay true to yourself and all that, unless you're a little freaky, then you gotta go in the hole.
the sweet release of drinking a soda. Put me down for a nap carbonated beverage.
As an ex-cult leader I think I was pretty good at it.
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How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel
im just fucking with you my liege
boy go get me my pringle
“you talk like a smart/pretentious person” actually I just forget simple words constantly and am forced to rummage through my brain for the nearest synonym, which is usually twice as long and needlessly specific
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Whispering sweet nothings to my computer to reassure it everything will be fine as I forcibly kill it for the third time (press and hold the off button).
Whispering sweet nothings to my computer to reassure it everything will be fine as I forcibly kill it for the third time (press and hold the off button).
the problem with sleep deprivation is as bad as it is it does let you hear the secret melodies. you will regret it later but its always good to hear the secret melodies at the time
we should criminalize ace trainers battling with their rhyperiors on the fucking I-40 when i'm trying to get to work on time. there is a goddamn BLISSEY on the road
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dear jirachi please send me 1,000,000,000p ^_^ (brink of tears)
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GUYS GUYS THIS POST WAS A JOKE
I JUST GOT A CALL FROM MY MOM AND SAHHLJBGF[L;DLKJLFGDI SHE SENT ME A FREE SUPER POTION
THIS POST WORKS
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Always reblog Lucky Jirachi Post
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i just saw another Youngster throwing a pokéball into the water and it completely missed and he didn't even bother to scoop up the broken pieces. i'm so fucking disappointed with this generation see this is why lapras are so endangered because they keep fuckin Literally Choking On Net Balls that you don't bother to clean up. this is one of the most bueatiful shores in the world and there are only 40 lapras left IN EXISTENCE and one washed up just last week please please please STOP SURFING and STOP BATTLING on the ocean
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THIS!!!!! ^^^^ SIGNAL BEAM
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if you dont rb this post lets just say we're making eye contact
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Wait what is op talking about? Lapras officially stopped being endangered back in 2016 and are actually an overeffective predator that are driving gastrodon populations almost to extinction in some parts of alola. This is actually just blatant misinformation? I guess??
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"this is my beautiful baby his name is #00FF0E"
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can we please normalize battling people without making eye contact. "oh oh oh its polite to warn people before you battle them!!!!" L + ratio + skill issue + never let em know your next move + dragonite use hyper beam