House Would Treat Two Gay Patients Like Shit And Get Sued For Being Homophobic And Cuddy Would Go "he's

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

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Apart Of @vixenvtuber ‘s Stream Today That I Decided To Draw Lolol I Wasn't The Original Person Who

Apart of @vixenvtuber ‘s stream today that I decided to draw lolol I wasn't the original person who was asking in chat what to draw but I myself couldn't resist quickly doodling this after stream was over (I already was drawing something else during the stream). It was just too funny not to draw it lmao

Anyways, the stream was great today! It was really funny to watch. Especially since it was Ragatha causing all the trouble NOT Jax (that employee reevaluation was effective I guess lmao). Even though my birthday isn't until Sunday, I consider watching this live an early birthday gift to myself because I definitely needed some cheering up and this stream did the job <3

10 months ago

Happy Pride!

10 months ago

ehhehe pathetic

8 months ago
Things I Like About This Decal On A Restaurant Window: -the Insane Orange Waiter -that He’s Carrying

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

5 months ago
AZIRAPHALE WITH THE CHAIR🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

AZIRAPHALE WITH THE CHAIR🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

May 29th —> Metatron

10 months ago
Final Designs Without Color For Other Oc Gens Ive Done Cause School Sucked, Havent Had Much Motivation
Final Designs Without Color For Other Oc Gens Ive Done Cause School Sucked, Havent Had Much Motivation
Final Designs Without Color For Other Oc Gens Ive Done Cause School Sucked, Havent Had Much Motivation
Final Designs Without Color For Other Oc Gens Ive Done Cause School Sucked, Havent Had Much Motivation

final designs without color for other oc gens ive done cause school sucked, havent had much motivation to work digitally on a phone as of late so theyre probably never be finished, depression sucks bro- but i need content if i want to make friends apparently


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1 month ago

it's the way you can see buck's anger set in the moment tommy scoffs in the face of eddie being straight. the head tilt, the hardening of his expression, you can literally see the moment he decides to be cruel and i love that. because it's a defense response both on eddie's behalf and his own. tommy implies that there's something buck doesn't know about eddie and that makes him mad. tommy implies that eddie might not be straight and expeesses this outwardly which to buck probably feels like an invasion of eddie's privacy and like outing his best friend if eddie is in fact not straight and that makes him really fucking mad. so he gets angry on eddie's behalf but then there's the subconscious aspect of that anger. the what if eddie isn't straight and the avalanche of unwelcome thoughts and very welcome possibilities that flood his mind that he has to shut down somehow. but they still slip out. i don't have to sleep with everyone i have feelings for. and they come out in the meanest way possible. and i don't have to have feelings for everyone i sleep with. scared dog backed into a corner forced to snap and snarl and bite.

1 month ago

late night confidence boost, trying to make an actual oc ref for a vr model cause god forbid a man has a custom model without it being a $ex thing

Late Night Confidence Boost, Trying To Make An Actual Oc Ref For A Vr Model Cause God Forbid A Man Has

Pov: you have to trace a literal skeleton and anatomy tutorial because anatomy is your worse enema, couldnt be me bro


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Ozy's Art Shit

https://en.pronouns.page/@rainbowaxolotl for the love of god give me shit to draw TwT anyway im autistic and stupid as hell so if ya try n scam me ill probably fall for it, feck off

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