Put Me Inside Flesh That Is Dying A Ghost That Wanders Without Rest Buried By Desires And Weakness I

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

going back to sicily with a random child i picked up off the street

what’s even better is that he DOES need glasses, he’s just half blind on his adventures and probably doing some awkward fumbling that we don’t see. if i saw my cute archeology professor half naked, half blind, and trying to use a whip as his main weapon, i’d also be turned off.

I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

An analysis of Josh's musical roles (brought to you by unhindered brain worms)

Transcript under the cut cuz my handwriting is ATROCIOUS

Sweeney Todd:

▪︎Cuts hair (and necks) for a living

▪︎Dead wife (supposedly)

▪︎Cannibal (way too into it)

Anatoly:

▪︎Perpetually confused

▪︎Cheated on his wife

▪︎Made chess his personality

Prince Adam:

▪︎Furry (cursed)

▪︎Absolutely awful to everyone until his gf fixes him

▪︎Probably forgot how to wear pants after curse was broken

Pierre

▪︎Infatuated with Napoleon

▪︎Sad, rich, old alcoholic

▪︎Needs to find better hobbies

Sweeney and Anatoly:

▪︎Dads

▪︎Travelled to England at some point

▪︎Rough marriages (different reasons)

Sweeney and Prince Adam:

▪︎Bloodlust

▪︎Anger issues

▪︎Definitely killed at least one guy

Anatoly and Pierre:

▪︎Need to get a divorce

▪︎Russian

▪︎Easy to manipulate (to a degree)

Prince Adam and Pierre:

▪︎Isolation is key

▪︎Pining for a girl they like

▪︎Money

Sweeney, Anatoly, and Adam:

▪︎Poor situation management

Sweeney, Anatoly, and Pierre:

▪︎The government HATES them

Adam, Sweeney, and Pierre:

▪︎Would kill Napoleon if left unattended

Adam, Pierre, and Anatoly:

▪︎Introverts (formal events SUCK)

Overall thoughts: Need Therapy™

...it seems to me that this comet feels me

lily james as natasha is so interesting to me… like this is not good but it also is but not because that’s intended.

my most unpopular take on war and peace is that i dislike andrei. it’s not that i don’t understand him, he’s definitely an interesting character, but i’ve never been able to get over how he treated lise.

Indiana Jones + humour

✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️