Absolutely Nothing Beats Valentine's Parenting Strategy Of "this Is My Good Son Who I Keep In The House

"The days go by but the sheer pain in me never subsides."

The day I don't is the day I'll be buried

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OMG. Somebody start that RIGHT NOW.

If I had one wish I would wish for the circle era to have the sort of fandom that the marauders era does

kinda love it when Alec is described wearing a ratty sweater because like yeah he is the Consul. he’s a pretty important person, he spearheaded the Alliance, he’s also the husband of a powerful warlock and father of two. but at his roots he is still just a guy with no fashion sense.

The amount of hate Lucien Vanserra gets for being interested in getting to know the person his fucking omnipotent god decided was his perfect match is fucking wild to me.

Like yall want this man to be evil so bad and he's literally just trying to figure out who he is now that everything he thought he was is crumbling under his feet. He's literally coming through again and again for Feyre and her friends despite going through a goddamned identity crisis that's lasted like four books at this point. Yall want this man to be evil and he's only ever been described by literally everyone as "loyal" and "a good male" and "not evil". Yall want this man to be evil and he was willing to die/be tortured to protect Feyre ALONE at least three times.

But because this man was given a mate-something he's been raised his whole life to revere and dream about and want-and he is interested in *checks notes* getting to know her, he's now evil. He's now going to go against five books of character development and become a betrayer and/or unreasonably violent?

Like if you don't ship them that's absolutely fine. I think the concept of them not having romantic feelings and navigating the bond on a purely platonic sense is interesting (though I don't think it's gonna happen given Sarah J Maas' track record) and is something that could make for an interesting story but like......I'm sorry but bending backwards to try and paint Lucien as EVIL????

Have we read the same books?

De fiecare data când îl vad pe Ciolacu si îmi aduc aminte ca își salva pisica din copaci (era pe gard?????) si se presupune ca e preferatul la guvern împreuna cu Mickey Mouse (Ponta) îmi vine așa un chef sa îmi smulg tot părul de pe cap de "bucurie" 🎀😘

Cum mai arunc o privire pe statisticile curente ale votului, cum îmi vine să plâng și mai tare😍

if I had a nickel for every time simon lewis had a male best friend that tragically died young, I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but weird that it happened twice.

Eliza: I am calm, I am relaxed, I am a happy tree.

The circle: *being the circle*

Eliza: YOU ARE MAKING IT VERY HARD! TO BE A HAPPY TREE!

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Stephen: Ok, I need you to swear-

Celine: Fuck.

Stephen: Swear as in promise.

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Michael, about Valentine: Have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought, "Wow, I respect a well-grilled hot dog more than I respect you?" ———————————————— Lucian: Your friends are counting on you! Valentine: Well that's their falt. I've carefully cultivated a persona that screams, "You're on your own!" ————————————————

Robert: What the hell are you smiling for?

Valentine: Am I not allowed to be happy?

Amatis: Of course you are… it’s just that you being happy, usually means someone’s lost their life… or a limb.

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Celine, first joining: I know we technically have permission to do this, but this all feels highly illegal.

Stephen: That’s half the fun of it.

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Stephen: People say I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Amatis: It’s called arson and those people are witnesses.

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Celine: Robert and I are getting closer. The other day he gave me half his sandwich.

Robert, whispering to Maryse: I mistook her for a garbage can

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Robert: I tried to write “I’m a functional adult” but my phone changed it to “fictional adult” and I feel that’s more accurate.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is more useful to writers than pregnant people's baby name webs.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, spends more time on pregnant people's baby name webs than writers.