In Conclusion, Izabelle Lightwood Is Perfect, And Has Done Nothing Wrong, Ever.

alec and clary's friendship has truly come a long way considering that it started by alec insisting a demon committed suicide just to deny the fact that clary killed it

ehm...yeah...anything you want to say about it?

no so what

Ok, now hear me out. The kids by Charlotte Cardin is SO Lightwood family coded it might as well be their motto. There. I'll die on that hill.

We're holding on to Past grey lost blue And I hate you, you know Wish that we could control Our urges to hold Each other again But now I'm looking across Lines wrote and lost I can translate, you know Burnt before it was lit You found a lovely bad trip And you ruined us Oh, you wrecked us

Too bad for the kids downstairs The constant bad luck The place by the window

Still holding on We both know you're wrong But your face says all good You've always been such a runner Thought you'd leave me sooner But you're still down here With the girls and the kids And the poor and the ill And with me babe With the girls and the kids And the poor and the ill

Be so fr rn. This is THE Maryse and Robert song if there ever was one.

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

No, I will not shut up about the fact that Will Solace is still an underrated character. That Alec and Isabelle deserve a whole ass saga about their childhood. That I need a book about The Circle in its youth. That Percy is one of the few likeable mc I've ever read.

AND that if I read one more romance fantasy book where all I hear is how "small" she was and how "fragile" she was and how "petite" she was (looking at you Violet Sorrengail) I WILL give up on it. Write me some charachters like Drusilla Blackthorn, give some diversity m'am, look at Clary, Emma, Drusilla, Izzy, Cristina, Anna, Sophie, Charlotte and Diana miss they're all different and REALISTIC.

And if I'm being annoying with tsc, look at Annabeth, Reyna, Hazel, Piper, Silena, Bianca even Nazeera from Shatter me... Girl it ain't that hard to make things realistic. Cause I'm telling u right now that there is no way that any girl relates to miss's small petite waist and her fragile frame and yet she still somehow had hulk strength (ehem Juliette Ferrars/Ella Sommers)

Nothing, and I mean nothing, is more useful to writers than pregnant people's baby name webs.

Nobody, and I mean nobody, spends more time on pregnant people's baby name webs than writers.

Being a writer is hard, what do you mean I can write the most beautiful poetry and flawless texts marvelous enough to awe Brönte or Dostoyevsky at 3 am but then I can't speak a sentence without either cursing like a sailor or pulling the most vulgar metaphors. Who dared to curse me in such a torturous and medieval way, forcing me to speak like I was born in the lower years of the 2000's, which I indeed was (but that's not the point).

Can we take a brief moment to talk about how PERFECT Maryse and Robert would have been in another universe?

They're such a common trope, people, and such a good one, but gone wrong.

Like, be fr, hot, gorgeous, smart, short-tempered, stubborn, I will kill u if u piss me off, traumatized gf, and I'm just a fictional adult, might be gay (bi), why's m bff so hot, quiet, traumatized as hell, let me stay in the shadows, twink bf?????

Also, can we talk about what a perfect mix Alec and Izzy came out to be? Like, black hair, blue eyes, got them looks from Maryse. Alec is like super introverted, which in my delulu head canon is a trait he got from Robert, together with the awkwardness and quietness (plus the poker face), which reminds Maryse of the young Robert she fell in love with (pulled that out of nowhere, don't question it).

And I just know Izzy's just a copy of young Maryse and you CANNOT convince me otherwise.

Anyways

Let's have a minute of silence for the potential that went down the drain with these two (or waywood and eliza/maryse)

people who get excited about stars, moons and sunsets are my kind of people

“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…