I put my heart into it okay?
Thank you all for your continued patience! Chapter 4 is now out, and oh no… what have these three (four…?!) gotten themselves into… Please expect a release of the first chapter of the Twisted Wonderland Anthology: Volume 2 very soon!
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1. Do NOT dare MC to do anything. Time and again it’s come to show that they WILL do literally anything you dare them to.
2. Do NOT tell MC that the house of lamentation has secret passageways, they will eventually find them and then we’re all in trouble.
3. Don’t allow MC to wander the forest in our backyard alone. If the soul sprites find them, it’s over, MC would absolutely follow them and we’re never seeing them again.
4. If MC is at RAD, one brother should know where they are at all times, the last time they were unsupervised, the culture club took them to the highest turret to show where students used to be suspended by their wrists as punishment.
5. Asmo; stop encouraging MC to get kidnapped, it is not romantic and no it never “turns out like in the movies”.
6. As a continuation, Belphegor, stop trying to get MC kidnapped by saying “you should beat your kidnapped record from last month”.
7. Mammon, stop taking MC to the casinos so they can be your distraction piece. Also, STOP BETTING MC AND YOUR OTHER BROTHERS AS PART OF THE WAGER. I do not care how much better you gamble when they’re at risk, STOP IT.
8. Belphegor, stop telling MC the stars look better from the roof, you know there is no railing up there and it’s lucky Beel was there last time to grab them since Solomon kept yelling “DO A BACK FLIP”.
9. Satan, please hide your most dangerous spell books in plain sight. The more you try to put them in obscure or dark places, the more MC wants to read them.
10. Levi, MC can’t hold their breath as long as you so please stop taking them to the lake to try to show them the underwater city until we buy them proper diving gear.
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And, since this was all sent over the group text, which MC can see, of course they immediately go searching for soul sprites and secret passages.
((Masterlist))
this is basically what happened, right?
(these guys are very lucky that everyone at NRC 1) has the combined intelligence of a sack of bricks, and 2) is easily distracted by shiny things.)
ok kids repeat after me
vinegar and bleach makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic
ammonia and bleach makes chloramine, which is highly toxic
rubbing alcohol and bleach makes chloroform, which is highly toxic
hydrogen peroxide and vinegar makes peracetic/peroxyacetic acid, which can be highly corrosive
be careful about your cleaning products and dont get yourself injured or potentially killed ok
Someone please get Azul out of there before he combusts
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Mark me down as scared and horny.
Headcanon that theyre stupid
May there always be angels to watch over you To guide you each step of the way Happy Birthday Silver!!!! I wanted to go monotone this time to focus on lighting! But somehow I wasn't used to it and I almost didn't make it (。T ω T。)