Me waking up to another overblot but this time it's my insane mentally stunted zero common sense evil overlord dragon boyfriend so I'm emotionally obligated to save him but we're going through a lover's quarrel and he doesn't wanna see me so he keeps banishing me to the shadow realm everytime i open my mouth to speak so now i gotta crawl out of his delusional imaginary world with his brother and his cousin and my cat and hopefully don't get noticed by him so we can knock him out by surprise and hopefully save the world. we don't succeed and it's his grandma who puts him to sleep with a slipper slap.
Painting: Gabriel von Max "Get finished Flowering" (1870)
DISNEY + STORYBOOK OPENINGS
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Pinocchio (1940) Cinderella (1950) Sleeping Beauty (1959) The Sword in the Stone (1963) The Jungle Book (1967) Robin Hood (1973) Enchanted (2007)
Class 3Z
I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…
The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.
"Fuck you my child is fine!"
Ma'am your child uses fiction as an escape mechanism and would rather be fighting a bunch of demons and permanently being at the risk of dying any moment than live in real life.
the twin dynamic
so electricity bills haven’t come down by much; the government isn’t subsidising them this year tho, so i’m having to keep the heating off, which is frankly unsustainable given my chronic illness; i have an electric blanket but even with that and not showering more than once a week and no laundry, my winter bills are looking to be £70-£90 a month.
i can’t afford that. Or to not shower or do laundry, in another sense of “afford”.
also right this moment my fridge is empty and i’m having some kind of flare again and i haven’t eaten today, and my credit card, which i’d managed to pay off finally with a friend’s help, is becoming a problem again because of aforementioned “i can’t cook right now at all”.
any amount of £££ helps! hoping to raise £800—£250 will go straight to my account with my electricity supplier so i have a decent amount of credit to burn through, £500 will go towards paying off my card and £50 for food for the next little while.
During Chapter 3:
Jack: “You’ve got to act tough, MC! Show’em you can’t be pushed around? Show’em they can’t mess with you!”
MC: “Right! Yes. Tough. Got it.”
MC: *walks up to the monstro lounge counter and slams their hand down on the bar* “I’LL TAKE A CHOCOLATE MILK!”
Jade: ….
it’s a good day to be bisexual
this fandom shares one (1) collective braincell and it shows