Headcanon: Mc Swearing Problem

ALL THREE MXTX NOVELS ARE GOING TO BE OFFICIALLY PUBLISHED IN ENGLISH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT'S REAL AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Here is the link: http://sevenseasdanmei.com/

Also, please check suika's tweet for more details: https://twitter.com/yummysuika/status/1422968206420021253

Scaramouche is living his best life

I WANT THAT ASMO CARD

sebastian may have lost his lighter, but that's not gonna stop him

when your archon keeps fraternizing with the enemy of the state

Chapter #8 of Episode of Heartslabyul has arrived along with the Halloween season. #5 of the comic anthology will come soon after, thank you for the wait

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MC Rules

A secret memo from Lucifer:

1. Do NOT dare MC to do anything. Time and again it’s come to show that they WILL do literally anything you dare them to.

2. Do NOT tell MC that the house of lamentation has secret passageways, they will eventually find them and then we’re all in trouble.

3. Don’t allow MC to wander the forest in our backyard alone. If the soul sprites find them, it’s over, MC would absolutely follow them and we’re never seeing them again.

4. If MC is at RAD, one brother should know where they are at all times, the last time they were unsupervised, the culture club took them to the highest turret to show where students used to be suspended by their wrists as punishment.

5. Asmo; stop encouraging MC to get kidnapped, it is not romantic and no it never “turns out like in the movies”. 

6. As a continuation, Belphegor, stop trying to get MC kidnapped by saying “you should beat your kidnapped record from last month”.

7. Mammon, stop taking MC to the casinos so they can be your distraction piece. Also, STOP BETTING MC AND YOUR OTHER BROTHERS AS PART OF THE WAGER. I do not care how much better you gamble when they’re at risk, STOP IT.

8. Belphegor, stop telling MC the stars look better from the roof, you know there is no railing up there and  it’s lucky Beel was there last time to grab them since Solomon kept yelling “DO A BACK FLIP”.

9. Satan, please hide your most dangerous spell books in plain sight. The more you try to put them in obscure or dark places, the more MC wants to read them.

10. Levi, MC can’t hold their breath as long as you so please stop taking them to the lake to try to show them the underwater city until we buy them proper diving gear.

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And, since this was all sent over the group text, which MC can see, of course they immediately go searching for soul sprites and secret passages.

((Masterlist))