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i think i would have liked barbie better if it had ended with allan escaping barbieland and somehow stumbling into hollywood and changing his name to michael cera therefore addressing that old meme about how michael cera looks like someone who one day literally wandered onto a movie set walked into a camera frame not knowing where he was cause he got lost and the director just decided to keep him

the death toll of the turkey-syria earthquake has now reached over 30,000. those who survived are in desperate need of food, clothes, shelter and medical aid. please please please donate if you haven’t done so yet; even ten dollars can make a difference.

ahbap (turkey) | white helmets (syria) | CARE (turkey & syria)

do ya think mammon would choose Goldie over mc

Never. Not in a million years. I could write a whole ass novel to support my reasonings but I have two main points!

First of all, when MC asks the brothers for an item that they value the most in order to learn how to summon them, Mammon gives them the matching phone charm they got together in London. Because to him that memory was way more important to him than Goldie was. He could have easily handed over that card and I wouldn't have been surprised, but he valued the charm more. And because more than Goldie or the charm, Mammon would rather MC have the power to summon him whenever they want and get to see them anytime, than have either object.

Secondly, and this is the time I really fell hard for Mammon, is in the Lamp event. Whoever MC chooses in the event would get to rule the world and marry(?) MC. All the brothers fight over it, obviously, but Mammon says he doesn't give a shit about ruling the world, he just wants MC. He could rule and have all the power and wealth, and the ability to do absolutely anything he wants but he does not hesitate to turn that all down because all he wants it needs is MC.

(Nov. 11)

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from a fellow neurodiverse & nonbinary & prospective convert lesbian:

happy lesbian lovers day! 💖

[ ID: The “I wish all…” Bugs Bunny meme reading: I wish all black lesbians, trans lesbians, asian lesbians, nonbinary lesbians, jewish lesbians, he/him lesbians, muslim lesbians, fat lesbians, neurodiverse lesbians, and disabled lesbians a very pleasant and safe lesbian visibility day. ]

Crowley: Call the kids, they’re not listening to me

MC: I’m not their mom

Crowley: Just do it

MC, to the bunch of boys on the other side of the field: OKAY EVERYONE! Line up, we’re going back to out dorms!

The first years: *Immediately following like ducklings*

Crowley:

MC: no listen LISTEN I’m not their-

Grim: MOM I’m hungry!

MC: WE HAVE FOOD IN THE DORM!

You might know, I'm from Turkey and we were hit by two massive earthquakes almost 48 hours ago. I fortunately live far away, so I'm safe but so many people need help.

I normally don't make a post like this, but I've been crying and trying to help donation supplies to be packed all day with my friends and now all I can see on the news is people still not receiving help, people who don't even have money.

Everyone is trying to organize what little help we can, on social media, sharing missing person names, help locations, and basically trying to save each other.

People are trying to save each other, reaching out on Twitter on their phones telling their home addresses and they're stuck while under rubble and all we can see is them tweeting it's getting cold and they still can't have help etc and it's breaking everyone's hearts. There's mourning all over my country.

The thing I am saying is, if you can, please donate.

The Ahbap organization, which is a civilian organization, is the MOST TRUSTED one, and they're the most reliable way to know your donation has reached it's place.

Their website doesn't have an English option, but your browser should be able to translate it to whatever language you prefer, since I tested it and it translates to English from Turkish accurately.

This post has listed their account numbers you can donate to.

https://ahbap.org/

And that's their donation page on the website, the highest option which is 200 Turkish liras, is around equals to 11 USD or 10 euro roughly, and it's around the price of a blanket (which is needed, because the temperatures are below zero *Celsius* in the effected area and people won't survive without help)

Obey Me Nightbringer Lesson 9 Spoilers! Rambling about this one thing about the new character and their connection to MC

Aight so I just finished all of the available lessons in Nightbringer and I just wanted to point something out. Not very in-depth or eloquent, nor do I have much to say, really, but I just thought this was worth noting.

So we get the game's namedrop in Lesson 9 (putting aside that one scene where Solomon says Obey Me!) when Adam tells us about the demon "Nightbringer".

Now, since we can assume that "Nightbringer" is just an alias, we have reason to think that there's a reason for it other than "Whee hee hee I'm shrouded in darkness, so call me 'Nightbringer'." We can also be confident that "Nightbringer" is the person who dragged MC back to the past. Adam was pretty adamant about MC being the person "Nightbringer" was talking about.

"Nightbringer" knows a lot about MC. Seeing that other than the main cast + Michael and Raphael(?), nobody should really know that MC is in possession of the Ring of Light.

Now, in Nightbringer, MC still has some power over the past version of the brothers. They're still capable of commanding them to stop in one of the earlier lessons despite not having a pact with them. We also see them manage to cast small-ish, simple spells every once in a while. In Lesson 9, however, we see MC bring out Lucifer's Ring of Light for the first time in NB to draw power from the demon brothers who were with them in the Mausoleum to open a portal to the Celestial Realm for Adam to ascend.

(not them brushing it off😭)

Apparently, "Nightbringer" could know more about MC and what they could be capable of.

From what I can remember, we haven't really seen MC wield the power of angels. We know that MC can wield the power of demons they have pacts with, but the power of angels? This is me going with the understanding that "wield" means "to use" in the sense that MC is harnessing the power of angels like with demon pact-mates, and not, like, cast angel magic themself. But then again, I am unable to think of instances where MC casts angel magic specifically (if angel-specific magic is canonically a thing).

What I find especially interesting about this is the timing of the introduction of "Nightbringer" and the use of the Ring of Light. Earlier this year, Obey Me! partnered with U-Treasure and made merch of Lucifer's Ring of Light. It's never mentioned in the games (I could be wrong and forgetting if they actually do mention it), but one special feature of the ring merch was the engraved message on the inside of the ring.

"Blessed be the bringer of light."

It was Lucifer's ring as an angel with the meaning of his name and all, but this also applies to MC. They brought light to the lives of the seven brothers in the first game, and they're doing it again in Nightbringer. Freshly yeeted out of the Celestial Realm, facing discrimination, haunted by regrets, etc etc, the brothers are in one of the darkest moments of their life. MC is just doing their thing of being the sunshine who brightens things up and stuff. They're basically the Lightbringer.

I just thought that it was interesting for the story to remind us of the fact that MC is the bearer of the Ring of Light the moment they introduce us to "Nightbringer" who obviously has a plans for MC.

What's this plan? Idk. Destroy the Celestial Realm using MC's powers, maybe. I don't really think "Nightbringer" was only interested in MC's capability to open the gates of the Celestial Realm just so this random human wandering the Devildom could reunite with his long lost love. Plus, I find it pretty weird for "Nightbringer" to mention that the person bearing the ring could wield the power of angels. If we're talking about being able to control angels like one would be able to control demons you have pacts with, MC is basically God. We've seen before in the first game just how much of a big deal it is for MC to be able to use their pacts to command seven of the Devildom's strongest demons without breaking a sweat. Solomon even says that it takes a lot out of him when he uses his pacts. If "Nightbringer" plans to take over or destroy the Celestial Realm, MC is the perfect instrument for him to use.

So, who could "Nightbringer" possibly be? Well this is just a guess because I wrote OM! fanfic and needed like, a music demon character and this one dude named Beleth popped up and apparently he's the music demon (according to The Lesser Key of Solomon, as cited in Wikipedia) and Adam mentioned hearing music before he came face to face with the demon who introduced himself as "Nightbringer" so idk lmao

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The Folk of the Air series really didn't have to go as hard as it did with the poetic lines

“I have lied and I have betrayed and I have triumphed, if only there was someone to congratulate me.”

“Most of all, I hate you because I think of you. Often. It’s disgusting, and I can’t stop.”

“If I cannot be better then them, I will become so much worse.”

“Have I told you how hideous you look tonight?” “No, tell me.” “I cannot.”

“Kill him before he makes you love him.”

“Kiss me again, kiss me until I'm sick it.”

“He is even more horrifically beautiful than I was able to recall. They’re all beautiful, unless they’re hideous.”

“My sweet villain, my darling god.”

“I want to tell you so many lies.”

“Whatever I imagined then, now it is I who would beg and grovel for a kind word from your lips.”

“By you, I am forever undone.”

“My sweet nemesis.”

“It’s you I love, I spent much of my life guarding my heart. I guarded it so well that I could behave as though I didn’t have one at all. Even now, it is a shabby, worm-eaten, and scabrous thing. But it is yours.”