I'm Placing A Bet That The It Fandom Will Somehow Resurrect This Year BECAUSE I'M SURVIVING OFF CRUMBS

Will he !?!?!?!?

Shane is a little protective of his aunt.

alfred is martha's gay little british friend whom she gossips with and he's thomas' old drinking buddy who's been with him through thick and thin. but also their boyfriend.

“my child is fine” ma’am, your child romances Shane in Stardew Valley

born to be richie tozier (loud, always laughing, thrives with other people, unapologetic yourself), forced to be eddie kaspbrak (worries too much, easily grossed out, full of rage, trapped in a cycle of familiarity even though it’s awful)

stardew valley isn’t relaxing to me bc it’s a particularly chill or simple game. stardew valley is relaxing because it gives me a controlled outlet to obsessively micromanage something and get consistent positive results. nothing heals my soul quite like creating increasingly elaborate spreadsheets for my crops and carefully calculating the optimal times to upgrade my tools

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

Its the time of day where I begin to calculate how badly I can do on this assignment before failing my course, and good news folks! I literally just have to hand in a piece of work! Yipee! Suicide plans. Who? Draft text to my family to tell them I’m a disgrace. Whats that? Life is good, don’t let anyone make you forget that.

anyway clark should have the biggest country accent and everyone should take him seriously <333