Its The Time Of Day Where I Begin To Calculate How Badly I Can Do On This Assignment Before Failing My

“my child is fine” ma’am, your child romances Shane in Stardew Valley

made a new Buddy Daddies logo, what do you guys think?

In my brain Elliot has major one sided beef with Shane but this whole time Shane has just thought he was matching his energy and now Shane thinks they are besties and Elliot wants him dead.

various cute photos of djungelskog, the ikea bear! ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ

“I don’t understand Hannibal Lecter” k well if the love of my life tracked me down in europe and smiled at me in front of my favorite painting and said he wanted to understand me and that he defined past vs future as before me and after me and talked about how we couldn’t survive separation and then after I saved both of our lives from insane ass mason verger and I carried him bridal style through the cold winter night only for the next day to have him BREAK UP WITH ME and say he didn’t want to think about me anymore…yeah I'd turn myself in too.

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

sorry i have to go stare at images of that guy. yeah it’s gonna be all day.

Me scrolling past my own story I haven't updated in 2 years while on a 3am AO3 binge