I Understand Toddlers Cuz If I Was Just Born A Couple Years Ago And Someone Tried To Get Me To Understand

i understand toddlers cuz if i was just born a couple years ago and someone tried to get me to understand and say words while i'm growing insane amounts of teeth very quickly and painfully i'd be having a temper tantrum on the floor of a department store too

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1 year ago
While Is Still Winterđź’¦, Here Are Some Of The Pieces I Did For The Drarry Zine @hdwickedwixen . I'm
While Is Still Winterđź’¦, Here Are Some Of The Pieces I Did For The Drarry Zine @hdwickedwixen . I'm
While Is Still Winterđź’¦, Here Are Some Of The Pieces I Did For The Drarry Zine @hdwickedwixen . I'm

While is still winterđź’¦, here are some of the pieces I did for the drarry zine @hdwickedwixen . I'm happy I could take part in such a fun project!đź’•

Probably i'll post later my other pieces :3

6 months ago

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

5 months ago

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

1 year ago
Saw A Post Like This With Negative Outlook So I Asked For It To Be Fixed

Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed

1 year ago

i love watching my silly murder shows where the main guy is all like; "im a sociopath and evil" but really they're just autistic

1 year ago

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

6 months ago

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

1 year ago

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

1 year ago

you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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