"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
this has been in my redraw pile for a while now 😴
various cute photos of djungelskog, the ikea bear! ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try
Where is my husband!!!!
all of the seasoned stardew valley players starting a fresh, year 1 farm today for the 1.6 upgrade
Mic so seems the kinda teacher than confiscates students stuff for fun. Rubix cube? His now. Candy? His. Vape? Better not be a flavour he likes, if so, his.
I'm placing a bet that the It fandom will somehow resurrect this year BECAUSE I'M SURVIVING OFF CRUMBS HERE. CRUMBS!!!
All the daycare moms trying to piece together how Kazuki and Rei got together when they're a comedian and an oil baron:
Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.
Saw a post like this with negative outlook so I asked for it to be fixed
My Kryptonite