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Mic so seems the kinda teacher than confiscates students stuff for fun. Rubix cube? His now. Candy? His. Vape? Better not be a flavour he likes, if so, his.

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

I have a little headcanon living in my brain but i cannot write so i will leave it to you people…

Basically at some point one of the batkids find a photo album in some old storage elsewhere in the manor.

They obviously decide to open it, family bonding all that jazz.

But the pictures are clearly pre-Bruce, Thomas and Martha on dates, pictures in the manor gardens, Polaroids and photo booth strips of themselves stuck in.

All very cutesy.

And then Alfred is there, polaroids of him in the kitchen, dancing with Martha, gardening with Thomas, frowning at the camera as he sits in the library.

But then slowly the photos are getting more intimate, Thomas and Alfred with their cheeks pressed together grinning at the camera with lipstick stains on their faces, Martha laying against Thomas’ chest in the bedroom, Thomas’ head in Alfreds lap.

They cant stop turning the pages, more and more throuple-y adorable photos, finally one with Thomas and Martha on either side of Alfreds cheeks, in marker underneath ‘our Alfie’.

Obviously its chaos, blah, blah, blah i think theres a fic in there somewhere

Any tips for not falling into permanent despair?

I suppose remembering that there is no greater act of defiance that living a full life

Essay was due 22 hours ago. I have approximately 300 words. I have spent an hour calculating my minimum grades cause requirement to pass the module, and I have to say that was significantly more engaging than my mostly blank word document is.

Its the time of day where I begin to calculate how badly I can do on this assignment before failing my course, and good news folks! I literally just have to hand in a piece of work! Yipee! Suicide plans. Who? Draft text to my family to tell them I’m a disgrace. Whats that? Life is good, don’t let anyone make you forget that.

I tried out a different way of rendering/colouring and I‘m very happy with how it turned out!

Also if you haven’t noticed I‘m a bit of a sucker for winter themed drawings👀

Dexter Morgan is not a psychopath he was just an autistic child who needed tons of therapy but instead his father manipulated him into becoming a serial killer because he was a bad father.

this has been in my redraw pile for a while now 😴

“my child is fine” ma’am, your child romances Shane in Stardew Valley