I love that the pjo fandom always talks abt Brason as being ‘the inanimate object ship’ when we have Jack x Riptide right here. Like we need to talk abt Jack simping for random swords.
Me: *Reads the hammer of Thor*
Everything that’s pink and green: +10,000 aura
Magnus: Alex was talking in his sleep last night it was soo cute!
*Last night*
Alex: Fight me … I’ll do your face in … mother fucker … square up …
Was looking for Alex fanart and found loads of ✨fabulous✨ work on Pinterest and most of it was drawn by @cryptidw00rm-archive and I had to post abt it. It’s soooooooo cute!!!!!!!
Alex and Magnus both love the outdoors and hiking.
-They take forever bickering about which place to hike
-They end up climbing Ben Nevis
-Alex is super competitive 
-Magnus finds it cute
-Until Alex turns into a bear
-And climbs away at top speed
-Magnus is not impressed
-He uses Jack to help him
-Who just ends up taunting him
-They make it to the top
-It’s super romantic
-Until Magnus falls off
Imagine if Alex and Leo met. Chaos. Pure chaos. A rein of terror over camp. No one is safe.
Magnus: I don’t think Alex likes me
Alex: *Stares at him constantly*
Alex: *Always called him nicknames*
Alex: *Sees his face in her memory*
Alex: *Is relieved when he’s alive*
Alex: *Snuggles up to him in the cold*
Magnus: Guess I’m just destined to be alone forever
Can we talk about how hesitant Alex was to date Magnus. Because I know that she kissed him in the cold. And then he kissed Magnus at the hotel. But despite this they still didn’t want a relationship with him fully.
And the reason isn’t because she isn’t head over heels for his because she is. It’s because she still can’t trust people fully. Her life starts with emotionally abusive parents and stepmother who kick her out at 14 or so. Her only positive relationships we hear of before Valhalla are with her Grandfather who dies and her friend who commits su!c!de. The rest of her life is spent homeless without anyone to be there for her whilst having to deal with Loki. This is why she doesn’t want Magnus in her head and doesn’t want to share her emotions with people in the hammer of Thor. I just wanna give her a hug.
Alex: This is my ex-boyfriend Magnus!
Magnus: You have got to stop introducing me like that
Magnus: I’m her husband.