"Ribbit, Ribbit, RIBBIT"- The Frog In Your Walls

newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it

me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.

I really don't like doing posts like this but I've come to the point of asking when I know everyone is already struggling to get by that I need to get some groceries...

I lost my job a few months ago and live in a rural part of texas where it's not only hard to get to a job but FIND anywhere hiring out here. My father who've we depended on lost his job due to the exstreme texas heat so where going down fast with my step brother refusing to pick up the slack while living here...

I've been managing to sort of get by little commissions from friends but it is still not enough and my range of commisions isn't getting me anywhere. I'm a Diabetic with a disabled mom, sickly step father, pregnant animals with litters and a bumb of a brother who refuses to help so I just really don't know where else to turn to

Just right now at least like a dollar or two is worth anything atm as I'm waiting for replys on job applications

First in literal ever and im posting this💀

I apologize in advance of witnessing my maddening Hyperfixation on animals that are now displayed in museums.(idk if it is maddening lol)

I just watched 65, a sifi movie about dinosaurs and it fr was our planet and i live for it! I was so happy and excited to see it when it came out in theaters. Sadly i didn't get to see it till now. The movie came out a few months ago. Besides that, i have a few iffys about the movie. The dinosaurs are attacking the main two characters. Usually thats reasonable cause dinosaurs, but only applied to the carnivores and not the herbavors. And i know its a movie but i cant help but think logically with it. Like the attacking dinosaurs stull when they wouldn't. There where these long limbed ones that seemed so out of place. I know im not fully knowledgeable with the topic i loved for so many years.

And another thing that would bring up roar among other dinosaur enthusiasts and professionals. I personally think its impossible for a asteroid to kill every creature on the planet. Maybe if it was multiple massive asteroids but a lot of people think it was one. With hiw big earth is, its not possible. At least alone. Years ago i believed the elements of all killed the dinosaurs. Where the asteroid still may have stuck the earth but there were also the volcanoes and other natural disasters.

Oooh but now i think there was no asteroid at all! There isn't exactly proof of a big boy rock hitting the planet. There probably is but im a tad lazy to go looking for it and i just wanna go on my mad rant.

Im sad the movie didn't add the acute tranasures rex(100% spelled that wrong) you dont understand how traumatizing it is to see a life size acute t-rex. ***it has lips and stares into your soul with its beady eyes and can paralyze you by its "roar". The roar we all know isn't how it actually sounds. Its a rumble. And it can easily knows where you are bc it has really good eyesight and smell.***

The raptors are fine. Size of turkeys.

*stares at you lovingly with Minecraft in my eyes*

Fun fact: jefferson was 12-14 years older than hamilton. The generational gap was exaggerated by the fact that jefferson was also 8 inches taller than him. Imagine getting roasted by a tiny gen alpha kid in court

Has anyone seen/written any fics where Danny is so used to being an overpowered menace that danger doesn't even register the same for him anymore. Like he's gone against the likes of undergrowth and vortex, he's obviously not going to be intimidated by a middle aged man with sweaty hands pointing a gun at him.

It's all fine until he leaves Amity and starts being put in mildly dangerous situations that don't bother him at all but everyone around him looks super freaked out? And it can range from like being mugged or one of the DC superheroes facing one of their supervillains while all the civilians run away and Danny just keeps going full on ignoring cause not his circus, not his monkeys, but still.

And then he realizes that his reaction is abnormal and people are starting to stare and he doesn't need the extra attention on him but knows he can't act for shit so he just goes for the most deadpan sarcasm he can muster and goes all "oh, nooooo. This is so bad. I am SO scared." And it just makes the stares worse but by then he's committed to the bit and will throw gradually more concerning stuff about his past in conversations with the most dead expression just to see how far he can take it until someone confronts him about it.

Adhd ≠ Attention Deficient Hyperactive Disorder

Adhd = A Damn Hot Dog

i do not want to live in a world where a pathetic, evil loser like OJ Simpson can murder two innocent human beings (one of which was his ex-wife, Nicole Brown, whom he abused their entire marriage), and have all evidence pointing toward him + an audio recording of him confessing to the double-homicide, yet he still escapes life in prison and leads a long, free life… but a modern day Robinhood like Luigi Mangione that (allegedly) popped a monster who made billions off denying people healthcare (killing thousands), can’t also be let free.

seeing the people in power scramble to villainize Luigi and paint him as a danger to society, try to convince us that we should be scared just bc they are? babe, it isn’t working. use your brains. that billionaire shitass was shot IN DEFENSE of us bc he was diabolical. how detached do you have to be to not understand how every day people are not going to be afraid of someone who (allegedly) murdered a billionaire making his wealth off our demises?