ALWAYS

James: Goodnight.

Sirius: Sleep tight.

Peter: Don't let the bedbugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Sirius: Wormtail what the fuck

shaved all my hair off

Harry: What exactly do you think of me, Malfoy?

Draco: Somewhere between ‘fuck you’ and 'I’d fuck you’.

OMG IM CRYING THIS IS SO GREAT

“Why do you want to lose weight, you’re already skinny?” “WhY dO yOu WaNt To LoSe WeIgHt, YoU’rE aLrEaDy SkInNy?”

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

no im not going to hang myself but yes i do want to