Friend: You Look Stressed Me: Haha Yeah It’s The Stress

By Daniel Molina

ROGER YOU ARE SOCUTE HELP ME :)

Mom: so if ur friend jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

Me: mom i AM the friend that jumps off the bridge

Can you be my Christmas gift?

Reminder: you always deserve to recover. Don’t you ever forget it. 🌸

When I'm Skinny (boy edition)

• Hair dye • Combat boots • Loose skinny jeans • Not being about to give my sweater to people because it’s to small on them • Lip piercing like Frankie • Jaw Line • cheek bones • Looking smol in boxers • Play video games without looking lazy • Get the girl • Get the Boy • Get all the genders because I’m pans • Wear makeup without looking dumb • Skinny boys make great boyfriends • Piggy back rides from my s/o • Smol boy • Wallet chains look best on small boys

Friend: *plays with my fat* 

Friend: this is so much fun!

Me: ....uh

Please just tell me I’m enough.

Harry: What exactly do you think of me, Malfoy?

Draco: Somewhere between ‘fuck you’ and 'I’d fuck you’.

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*