When I'm Skinny (boy Edition)

[A loud thud noise]

Hermione: Ron, did you just fall?

Ron: No, I attacked the floor

Hermione: Backwards?

Ron: I’m bloody talented

me

Do you have a hobby?

self destruction 

hey

i know you’re trying

you’re doing great

how to treat yourself on a low budget

bc let’s be honest: not everyone can afford Lush products, here are some low budget ways to feel great 1. do u have a banana? awesome mash that shit in your hair, let it sit for 15 minutes then wash it out with cool water. now u got some silky tresses girl 2. u got some coconut or olive oil? fuckin rad dude, massage that shit anywhere u don’t feel super smooth!!!! including hair *woah* 3. target has some awesome face masks that are like 99¢ and are awesome 10/10 would recommend 4. make some Annie’s Mac n cheese holy shit that stuff is awesome 5. buy some cheap Epsom salts like really really cheep and dump that shit in a bath and soak u lovely motherfucker 6. make a smoothie and drink it bc yum and also not too expensive u don’t need organic food for a delicious smoothie 7. green tea is awesome bc it tastes great, speeds up ur metabolism, and if u put ur face over u brewing cuppa it opens up your pores anddddd if u put the tea bag over ur eyes it gets rid of those dark circles from staying up watching friends 8. open up spotify and play some cheesy music 9. drink a shit ton of water it’s great for u 10. that cucumber on ur eyes shit works guys 11. just take a nap 12. look up yoga for beginners and do a class and donT feel bad if u can’t do all the poses it’s meant to be fun treat yourself nice my darlings love you

what’cha doing?

no im not going to hang myself but yes i do want to

Do’s and Dont’s of an abusive relationship

1. Don’t

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So I need to get a passport do I can go and see Lucas because h only lives 5 hours away BUT he lives in Canada and so I need a passport and I can't really afford one so if you could chip in even a dollar that would be AWESOME! Because I would really like to visit him..

please help!!!!

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

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