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does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection

Saw this pic, like, a thousand times, never to this day knew it was Riker from star trek playing trombone in wherever he is that just look like godforsaken backrooms. Why

he just randomly starts doing this and none of us find it weird

this is the realest joel vinesauce clip. this happened to me i do this

i got bored

yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?”  and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.

The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao

Bro I saw one picture of this woman and I need her. Now.

i dont know how to use tumblr if you can't tell

Bro I saw one picture of this woman and I need her. Now.

REALLY LOW RES RIKER

Gender neutral ways to address a crowd:

❌ Ladies and Gentlemen

❌ Gays, gals and nonbinary pals

✅ Attention Bajoran workers

Look at those kissable lips

Gawk this gawk that, how about you nerds "gawk" at a pair of tits for once

That's why I use the strap on!

"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"

"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*

"miles what do I do."

"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."

*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*

"uhh yes please the meal would be great"

yesterday I was at gamestop and a man in full Data cosplay walked up to the front counter and I did a double take so hard I nearly broke my neck. So, he walks up and the cashier just casually smiles and goes “How’s it going, Data? What can I do for you?”  and Data goes, “I am doing quite well. I was just wondering when you guys would have Destiny 2 in stock.” This mans……literally did not smile or emote at all. He went all in. The cashier was totally non fazed. I, however, was completely shitting my pants cos ya’ll DO NOT understand how good this dude’s cosplay was. It really looked like fuckin data teleported into the middle of game stop in rural ohio to ask about motherfucking destiny 2.

The only time he broke character was when I was stealthily trying to stare at him and thinking about asking for a pic when he was walking out.This dude. Looked at me, completely expressionless. and WINKED at me. Someone collect ya mans he wildin lmfao

“I miss my wife” is an emotional that you don’t even need to have a wife to feel. Strong, defined emotion, wife or no wife

Hey first time posting here, heh go fuckyourselves hehe

Kind of milf, reblog

pls….

can you believe counselor troi called captain picard cringe lmao got em

my two favorite pathetic spacemen

inspector gadget if he slayed

this is one of my stupidest jokes yet

Happy Wednesday!! Have fun! Be yourself! :)

You miss your beloved fiance, I give up my humanity to cure his insanity. We are not the Same

gangsta ass shit