Steve Really Seems To Like Getting Chocked… There’s A Lot Of Metal Arms Too? I’m Not Saying That

Bruce banner: How can you tell which bird is Loki?

Thor (falling out of a tree): THERE HE IS?!

Loki:

Please let merlin trend again

Please let merlin trend again

Please let merlin trend again

Please let merlin trend again

Please let merlin trend again

Please let merlin trend again

bro quit risking your life to protect me. now I have to pick some flowers to save you. dude the audience is gonna think we're gay

Subtext this. subtext that. subtext are meant to be less obvious, hidden. Subtle. But a UNICORN came back to live because of Arthur’s LOVE for Merlin. how is that SUBTLE? The Unicorn literally came back to live to declare that them gay, your honour. Very very gay.

I hope my dog alien is a husky and not something I’m allergic too

*sips tea* it's dumb crossovers time

I guess here King Arthur was a real dude who became legend after his death (in which demons and angels might have been involved). Our heroes now have a mystery to solve, with the help of a certain sorcerer.......

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spoilers for merlin but

Low-key feel bad for Arthur lol. Imagine being raised as the crown prince so your ego is like huge but also you have no self-esteem bc your dad sucks, and you meet this strange dude who tries to fight you but he saves your life and becomes your servant.

And he's just like your funny little dude that you have to toss behind a tree every time bandits show up, and he's not that great at servant-ing but he's your best friend so you'll do anything to protect him. He's always right there and it's easy to take him for granted sometimes, he's just like a part of you. He can't walk in a straight line and taking him for hunts is a fools errand. You tease him for being an idiot but he's actually pretty wise.

Then you find out he's the most powerful person on earth and in all of time. Some people consider him a god, he has a hidden name, he can mind-control dragons and he's supposed to help you bring about a new age. Your life is a tv show named after him and you're role in it is being the funny little idiot he has to keep safe-

i want to have a little chat with whoever decided to get rid of this slutty red shirt and necklace

Arthur was trained to kill since birth, but Merlin was trained to lie.

Hunith must have drilled in little Merlin, with his golden heart and friendly personality, not to trust people. Not to tell them the truth.