the mechanisms: you now have an emotional attachment to these space lesbians
me: ok
the mechanisms: do you promise to love them
me: yes of course
the mechanisms: THE LESBIANS ARE NOW IN MORTAL PERIL
me: ðŸ˜
i want them to be haters together
High Noon Over Camelot, Red Dead Redemption cross-over fanfic.
So are Oedipus's eye sockets just like stuffed with two of these bad boys or what
IM USUAL
Alice just interrupted Majors Hatter and Hare's date completely drenched in other peoples blood, and they're just chill with it but ig thats Alice in Wonderland for ya
watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
does anyone have the clip where, before introducing cinders song either marius or johnny say something along the lines of "no one's love is as stronger than rose and cinders, except those two moons that were so inlove they crashed into eachother" and then someone else shouts back "no that was gravity!"
being a mechs fan is insane actually because one minute you're trying to recall a piece of lore the next you're rapidly scouring old blog posts from 2014 trying to find it