Red Dead Redemption 2 - Blog Posts

The Hobo in Bayou

The Manager (Charlie, Hazbin hotel)

Outfit pieces

Rambler coat (red)

Stand Collar over shirt (white)

Opulent Vest (red)

Town pants (Red)

Leather suspenders (dark)

Dress tie (red)

Elk riding gloves

Button low shoes (Red/black)

The Seducer (Angel Dust, Hazbin hotel)

Outfit pieces

Iguana big valley hat

Legendary moose hunting jacket

Parisian vest (purple ovals)

Stand Collar over shirt (pink)

Saddle jeans (white)

Crossback suspenders (blue)

Boar fringed shotgun Chap

Legendary Boar and Bison fowler's

Stenger deluxe Spurs (Purple)

High neckerchief

Calvary gloves (Violet/black)

Explorer equipment

The Gentleman Host (Alastor, Hazbin hotel)

Outfit pieces

Classic Vest (red)

Everyday shirt (white)

Shotgun coat (red) (optional)

Crossback suspenders (Grey)

Fancy pants (black)

Wing tip gaiters (red black)

Elk riding gloves

The Husker (Inspired by Husk, Hazbin hotel)

Outfit pieces

Stovepipe hat (Black red)

Classic vest (white)

French dress shirt (black)

Fancy pants (Grey blue)

Leather suspenders (red)

Button low shoes (Red/black)

Puff tie (red)

Gambler weapons equipment

The Marshal

Outfit pieces

Cutter hat

Buckskin king vest

Everyday shirt (white)

Fine leather suspenders (brown)

Everyday pants (Black)

Multi tone half chaps (brown black)

Preacher's pride boots (tan)

Kneller rider spurs (brown)

Horseman gun belt

Horseman holster

Off hand holster (basic)

John's Satchel

The French Gunslinger

Outfit pieces

Strawboater hat

Shotgun coat (Blue/Brown)

Opulent vest (light blue)

French dress shirt (White)

Fancy pants (Black checkered)

Fine leather suspenders (Blue)

Wingtip gaiters (Black)

Dress tie (Red)

Elk riding gloves

Valuables Satchel

Gambler weapons equipment (no bandolier)

Old Herbert

Outfit pieces

Strawboater hat

Everyday shirt (Light blue)

Leather suspenders (Dark red)

Tornado boots (light brown/black)

Gerden Spurs (Brown)

Explorer gun belt

Explorer holster

Off hand holster (Basic)

The Master Horseman

Outfit pieces

Worn Gambler hat (white/grey)

Collar overshirt (Blue checkered)

Saddle work pants (brown)

Fine leather suspenders (brown)

Sleeked riding boots (brown)

Kneller rider spurs (brown)

Neckerchief

Horseman equipment (except bandolier)

John's satchel

The Master Survivalist

Outfit pieces

Goat flop hat

Trapper's cloak

No man's vest

Union suit (white)

Jeans (black)

Cotton suspenders (brown)

Legendary Bison batwing chaps

Two tones moccasins

Winter Cavalry gloves

Survivalist weapon equipment

The master weapons expert

Outfit pieces

Worn flat cap(brown)

Scout Jacket (brown)

Principal vest

Everyday overshirt (checkered)

Fancy pants (blue)

Fine leather suspenders (blue)

Plated Quickdraw boots (red and black)

Kneller Rider spurs (brown)

Pigskin rifleman gloves

Weapons expert equipment

Arthur's satchel

The Master Herbalist

Outfit pieces

Muskrat Carvery hat

Hunting Jacket (red)

Hinterland Vest

Collar overshirt (white)

Cuffed town pants (black)

Leather suspenders (grey)

Bill fringed Shotgun chaps

Hunting Fowler boots (black)

Stenger spurs (red)

Legendary buck and fox Range gloves

Tonics satchel

Herbalist equipment (except bandolier)

John Patricks aka The Shamrock Gunslinger

Outfit pieces

Stovepipe top hat (Green)

Shotgun coat (green)

Parsley vest (green/black)

Stand-collar overshirt (white)

Fancy pants (brown)

Fine leather suspenders (Green)

Multi tone half chaps (Black and brown)

Hunting fowler boots (orange brown)

Vaquero spurs (Grey gold)

Dress tie (Green)

Gambler weapon equipment

John's satchel

Guns: Lucky Charms

2 Cattleman Revolvers

Long barrel

Gold

Everything

Victorian

Silver

Hero pearl grips

The Master Hunter

Outfit pieces

Legendary Coyote Mountain hat

Ram Shotgun coat

Legendary cougar and wolf Vest

Union suit (white)

Town pants (brown)

Crossback suspenders

Bear batwing chaps

Legendary moose moccasins

Bandana

Snake skin Carvery Gloves

Master hunter equipment (except bandolier)

Materials satchel

Bear claw talisman

The Master Sharpshooter

Outfit pieces

Arthur's hat ( Judicious accessory)

Outdoorsmen vest

Stand-collar overshirt (grey)

Jeans (grey)

Fine leather suspenders (Brown)

Legendary bear roper boots

Stranger spurs (brown)

High neckerchief

Legendary Ram rifleman gloves

Sharpshooter weapon equipment

Kit satchel

The Master Explorer

Outfit pieces

Moonshine hat

Classic vest (green)

Stand-collar overshirt (white)

Work pants (brown)

Leather suspenders (green)

English preacher's boots (Black)

Dress tie (Red)

Explorer Equipment

Kit satchel

Raven claw talisman

The Master bandit

Outfit pieces

Stalker hat (Dirty brown)

Duster Coat (black)

Classic Vest (brown and gold)

Everyday overshirt (white)

Ranch pants (Black, Patched)

Cotton suspenders (brown)

Worn roper boots (brown and black)loot

Bandana

Bandit weapon equipment

Arthur's satchel

The Master Gambler

Outfit pieces

Stovepipe top hat (black and red)

Rambler Jacket (Red)

Opulent vest (black)

French dress shirt (red)

Fancy pants (black)

Fine leather suspenders (blue)

Burton low shoes (black and red)

Dress tie (white)

Elk riding gloves

Gambler Gun belt and holsters

Valuables satchel

The Deserter

Outfit pieces

Military forage camp

Buckskin King best

Everyday shirt (blue dirty)

Paddded Saddle work pants (black)

Cotton suspenders (white)

Workman's boots (grey black)

Neckerchief

Weathered gun belt

Weathered holster

Survivalist off hand

John's Satchel

The Corporal

Outfit pieces

Military Mountie hat

Shotgun coat (blue, 9/11)

Everyday overshirt (blue)

Fancy pants (black)

Crossback suspenders (white)

Carvery boots (black/navy)

Neckerchief

Legendary Elk Range Gloves

Explorer gun belt

Arthur's holster

John's satchel

Off-hand holster (basic one)

Raven claw talisman (optional)

The Desperado

Outfit pieces

Straw hat

Duster coat (red)

Buckskin vest

Everyday overshirt (white)

Jeans (orange/brown 6/10)

Crossback suspenders (green)

Old west boots(brown)

Vaquero Deluxe spurs

Weathered pistol belt

Weathered holster

Off-hand holster (the basic one

The Jack Trail

Outfit pieces

Elk Flop hat

Wolf coat

Legendary alligator vest

French dress shirt (White)

Fancy pants (brown)

Fine leather suspenders (6/12)

Tanned half chaps (11/11)

Carvery boots (navy)

Badger rifleman gloves

Gerden deluxe spurs (10/10)

Explorer off hand

Horseman holsters

Herbalist gun belt

Sharpshooter bandolier

Bear claw talism

Omen of death

Outfit pieces

Iguana big valley hat

Rambler Jacket (grey 1/11)

Paisley vest (white 5/11)

Stand-collar overshirt (white)

Fancy pants (10/10)

Crossback suspenders (1/9)

Multi-tonw half chaps (grey/black)

Tornado boots (grey/black)

Vaquero Spurs (9/10)

Dress tie (white)

Elk riding gloves

Sharpshooter weapon equipment (besides bandolier)

The Hobo Gunslinger

Outfit pieces

Ram Sombrero

Trapper cloak

Sheep skin vest

Black union suit

Cotton suspenders (black)

Jeans (10/10)

Legendary Elk half chaps

Workman's boot (5/11)

Garden spurs (5/11 brown) hi

Badger rifleman gloves

Survivalist weapon equipment

Bear claw talisman

The Devil in Man

Outfit pieces

Estate Boss hat (red/6)

Shotgun Cost (Red/legend of the east)

Paisley Vest (Red/black/Legend of the west)

French dress shirt (white)

Fancy pants (white grid)

Fine leather suspenders

Wingtip Gaiters (red/black/6)

Puff tie (black)

Elk riding gloves

Gambler Gun belt and both holsters

Raven Claw talisman

The Veteran outlaw

Outfit pieces

Nevada hat

Legendary Panther cloak

Parsley vest (Number 3/ black base,red patterned) (or legend of the East Vest)

Stand collar overshirt (black)

Fine leather suspenders (grey)

Fancy black pants

Legendary Boar and Bison fowler's

Kneller rider spur (black)

Puff tie (red)

Legendary ram rifleman gloves

Bandit gun belt, holster and Off hand

Red Dead Evil 2

John Marston rocking the Kennedy Drip

Outfit pieces

Brown Scout Jacket

Black Union suit

Black fancy pants

Black sleeked riding boots (Under pants options)

Black Rifleman gloves

"Flowers, poor flowers..."

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I remembered the scene of Jack making a flower necklace for his mommy❤️❤️❤️

( i love this idiot )

It’s soooooo good~! Look at these goofs!

Here we go!

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"Javier, John. John, Javier." Dutch said rather off handedly. He was far too busy looking over the Blackwater National Bank's blueprints. Or perhaps too worried about the clever Detective Matthews who was bound to try stopping him. Either way, John and Javier looked at one another, each henchmen studying his new partner. John especially. This was, what, possibly the fifth in three weeks. They usually didn’t click as partners and the newcomer usually didn’t stay with all the shenanigans that ensued. And this stylish one didn’t seem like he’d be one to stick it out but, Dutch insisted.

Finally after sizing John up fully, Javier offered his hand."You work for Van Der Linde long?"

"I guess. Couple years." John answered, accepting the greeting with some reservations. "You'll come to enjoy his eccentricities."

"Do you?"

John made a face close to an eye roll, noticeable for Javier to catch and blurt out a small snort of a laugh. One where he had to catch himself and both straighten immediately as Dutch's head shot up from his desk.

"Sorry, Boss." The pair said in unison, trying to avoid Dutch's glare and ease their way out the door. Luckily this escape was swift as Dutch ordered John to show Javier around and prepare the car. They had quite the caper tonight.

The next hours flew rather quickly as the pair tried to get to know one another: jobs they’d been on, end goal and the like. There were some expected differences but each couldn’t help but happily take notice of their shared sense of humor (even their comical naivety). All the while doing so as they took a tour of the hideout. The planning room here, drawing room there, the garage with all the stolen luxury wagons, the room with all the loot Dutch had sponged up just being too wily for the cops. "He'd have more if he hasn't worried about Matthews. His dramatic already but its another level with that PI involved. You'd think they were in some dime novel."

"I got that feeling from a few jobs we ran together." Javier added just as they reached a stairwell. And the music jumping from the door at the bottom. "What’s that buzzin' ?" Javier seemed to fall into a trance, starting to bob his head and snap his fingers, swaying in the division of the swinging tunes. John only followed, juking behind until they spilled into the door where the sound spilled out.

"He’s running a gin joint too? Van Der linde is one bad cat and these tunes! Oh, these tunes, John!" Or at least John thought maybe thats what Javier was saying. John didn’t completely have the brain trained to be bilingual yet. Instead he let the loud music cut in and hold the conversation where they couldn't. Javier was twisting with all the latest-moves and John stuck with ones more tried-and-true among the other folks working for Dutch and unwinding in the club. Lenny kept the even tempo on drums, Uncle slid the saucy trombone, Molly was hot on the ivories, and little Jack did his best to make the trumpet sing. 

Then John and Javier kind of, well, bonded. Even over something so trivial as having a good time. Shaking to the new music that brought folks together.

"John!" Abigail called from the bar, working alongside Pearson as they put away the hooch. She made her way over and gave a curt nod to Javier. "John, I wanted to-" She did a double take to Javier, studying him before her eyes flicked to John. And the smallest of smirks came over her lips as she looked between the pair of them. "Dutch is one funny duck, ain’t he?" She said under her breath with a chuckle before starting again. "Me and Jack are staking out this place for Dutch. Adler’s, a widow gunsmith or something. Gonna see if I can get her to work with us."

"And?" John teased.

"And,"Abigail stressed sassily, "That means I ain't gonna be there to make sure you get back without any holes." She emphasized almost playfully, poking a finger at the hole in Johns shirt and showing it off to Javier. "Jack would like you in one piece, please."

"Among other people?" John asked stealing a drink from her tray.

She stole it back to hand to Javier instead. "Among other people." Abigail glanced at the pair once more before she was called away by Susan to do some chore or another with the girls. "Well, you'll probably get sick of us real quick, Mr.Twist. But hope you find reason to stick around, hm?" Abigail hummed before hurrying away to answer Grimshaw’s call.

They stood there for bit before Javier leaned into John. "Any idea what she meant by that?"

"Not in the least." John admitted, just as clueless. Henchman tendencies and all. He rubbed his chin and chuckled though." Probably the drink?"

Javier downed the shot of moonshine with a long 'ahhhhh’ to follow."Your ladybird wasn't joking. This is definitely a reason to stay." He sighed and John agreed.

But then a note was slipped to the pair of them, one from Dutch who was ready for the heist. They were cool cats, sure. But now it was time for henchmen mode.With a wave to his new gang members from Javier and a ruffle of Jack's head from John, the duo went to prep the getaway car. Weapons were at their sides, satchels and bandanas equipped, and finally Big Boss Van Der Linde strutted into the car, determined for the take. "Alright, gents. Let’s see what you two can do." Then their car took off into the night, prepared to make a flawless and effortless feat of criminality. 

Only, it didn't happen that way. 

At all.

Dealing with Dutch's dramatics, it never went according to his plan. Matthews was there alright, the clever detective, and unexpectedly John and Javier had their hands full with his deputies, Arthur and Charles. It was as if fate was dealing them a sour hand. No matter how dexterous the henchmen were off the clock, they couldn't stop fumbling and making such small mistakes: dropping their guns, stumbling into boxes, loosing a shoe, accidentally triggering the security to come along at the bank. Curse the fates that were causing their flops! And bigger curses as Dutch fled in another car, leading the way, only to have Javier and John get a flat and veer into a ditch like a couple of goofs.

With the car in a bad way, the pair decided to walk together, each missing a shoe and doing the leaning dance-of-a-walk when sock got too acquainted to the ground. John had partners before. And this was usually where they split. And he didn’t blame them. Not many could handle the unexplainable conundrums! But soon he felt an elbow in his side.

"Well," Javier started, breaking the cricket-quiet of the night, “not a hole in you. So I’d say that's a mission accomplished."

John scoffed before the need took over and he burst out laughing from the whole ordeal. Finally, a keeper! “Lets head to the club?” He smiled fondly tossing an arm around his new partner's shoulders. "And maybe you can teach me some of that fancy footwork? Dutch has a lot planned so I think we’ll need it!” A friendship started with a laugh and only solidified by a few more. "Javier, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful thing…”

For the lovely, kindest, smartest Mango friend in the galaxy @mwahrzipan-sen! I adore all our stories and these goofs in the 20's are ridiculous so here's something to help ya through the days 😊 I really hope you like it!

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