literally my team in genshin
It makes them look better at least
James: Who ate my leftovers?!
Sirius: Who ate my brother’s ass?
James, blushing: ...Okay. *Leaves quickly*
things are doing ok but my heart feels heavy and i’m holding back tears but i have no idea why
my english teacher just came up to my desk during the break to read the text i had written down and it starts with 'when my time comes..' and he just looked at me like 'wtf are you ok??'
i'm sorry sir i didn't mean to make you worried
Proving a point to Dolores Umbridge
me: *comes home from class and waits for the elevator*
random guy: *quietly says hi as i get in the elevator*
my brain: we know him
me: cool, who is he?
brain: no idea
me: but you just said-
brain: hey look, he's going to the same floor as you
me: oh yeah, maybe that's where i saw him
me: *gets out of the elevator and walks to my apartment only to realize the random guy lives in the apartment right in front of mine*
brain: oh funny, he's your neighbor
me: you bitch
Character: What are you doing?
Me: Just thinking about what's gonna happen to you
Character: Tell me
Me: No you'll see later
Character: Fine
Character: *waits a long time*
Character: I DIDN'T WANT TO FALL IN LOVE DELETE THIS
Me: I like it
Character: I DON'T
Me: Ok so what do you want next?
Character: KILL ME, END MY SUFFERING
Me: I think it'll be nice if you have children
Character: DON'T-
Character: *has children*
Character:
Me: Perfect.
Character: Fuck you.
me, drunk, coming home in the middle of the night, feeling the sudden need to cry because of this dumb sentimental delusion
he/him • • • 'zwischen den welten bin ich gefangen' -th • • • not living, barely surviving • • • insta: @whatsmyname.rolko
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