Když Hloupá Kuchta Buchta Zavařila Do Polívky Všechny Názvy Ročních Období, Ale Nás Je Pět:

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

seeing the new upload while writing oppunity fanfic almost gave me a heart attack lmao

The Secret History except the hospital Richard gets admitted to is run by the House MD team:

he comes in with terrible respiratory problems and with Henry doting on him the whole time

first disovery: he has pneumonia because he stayed in an room with a hole in the roof (duh)

second discovery: his lower abdominal pain is caused by an std he contracted from Henry who got it from Camilla who got it from Charles who got it from Francis who also gave it to Bunny (and that's why Marion doesn't like him)

third discovery: his digestive problems were due to Henry slowly testing a poison on him which he plans to use on Bunny

fourth discovery: the thing that bit Charles during the bacchanal gave him rabies. To counteract him, he needs mouse bites

final discovery: the biggest underlying cause of his problems was just being allergic to the type of chalk Julian uses or smth

učení angličtiny: jé, teď můžu koukat na víc filmů! zajímavý idiomy! docela stravitelná gramatika! :))

učení frániny: * otevírá slovník * jakýho pohlaví je doprdele polívka

everytime i read about Joseph Kavinsky, i can't help but read his last name with a very specific voice inflection-

Já, když otevřu instagram/tumblr, abych "jen něco zkontrolovala"

He is like the spider-eating Georg. The average person does not have three jobs, most people are, actually, unemployed. It's just Adam throwing the statistic off with his 10 000 jobs.

(trc spolier?)

everytime I don't feel like studying, I ask myself: "What would Adam Parrish do?" And then I go sacrifice my free will to a forest.

jakože kluk a kluk?? aha, a kdo z vás je ten, co kapituluje??

generál Sherman??? what, you like to share men??? 🤨

he could visit my boathouse anytime

prosím, že je tady víc českých fanoušků Maurice? 🥺

Jsou v tobě dva vlci.

Ten první používá anglicismy v každé druhé větě za účelem pobavení a odkazování na internetovou kulturu.

Ten druhý ho poslouchá a zděšeně zjišťuje, že začínáš znít jako Sugar Denny.

(jsi já)