God Exists In The Crushing Weight Of My Panini Maker

god exists in the crushing weight of my panini maker

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1 week ago

I CANNOT GET THIS VIDEO OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. HUNGRY HUNGRY PIZZA FOR ME. MY HUNGRY ASS WILL EAT JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!

6 years ago

How does Hagrid exist?

So, in the books, Hagrid is half giant, with his dad being human and his mom being a giant. Giants in the Harry Potter universe are I think 28-26 something feet tall? (I don’t know for sure, as I don’t own any of the books and it has been a while since I read them). So how does a human (probably 5-6 feet tall) do the ol’ frick frack with a giant (20 something feet tall) ???


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2 years ago
Twins Separated At Birth
Twins Separated At Birth

twins separated at birth


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1 month ago
“I Didn’t Like Syo Until UDG-” “Toko Was Annoying Before UDG-” It Seems Not Everyone Can Handle

“I didn’t like Syo until UDG-” “Toko was annoying before UDG-” It seems not everyone can handle the weird girl swag…


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2 years ago

charles darwin looking at the plants in his garden

Charles Darwin Looking At The Plants In His Garden
6 years ago

My grandfather died and I inherited some of his clothes.

He was a farmer and he loved getting dressed up every year for the local fair and exhibiting his prize chickens. My grandmother would spend the entire year searching through thrift shops looking for silly neckties for him to wear, and she loved finding ones with chickens on them.

After a few decades of this, my grandfather had amassed several dozen neckties, each one with cartoonish images of chickens flying around, laying eggs, and doing other chicken things. I always complimented him on the newest addition to his collection.

When he died a couple of years ago, he bequeathed them to me in his will. When my grandmother handed me the bag full of them, my eyes welled with tears and I smiled thinking about my grandfather looking in the mirror and straightening his tie.

Why am I telling you all of this back story? Because the last time I tried to tell this to someone and I didn’t give context, they thought it was weird that I was so excited about inheriting my dead grandfather’s hen tie collection.

1 month ago
I Felt Like I Had To Make This Meme With The Rgu Cast.

i felt like i had to make this meme with the rgu cast.

why is nanamis hair so big. what is she hiding in there

2 weeks ago

tried my hand at one of those "fun song but emotionally devastating narrative" AMVs. and by "tried my hand" I mean "obsessed over off and on for many months." enjoy!

1 year ago

probably the best irl example of "show dont tell" is when you go through the video progress bar on a song on youtube and on the start of the song it says "most replayed"


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