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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

Knowledge is empowering

Can't go anywhere without my axe and deer skull. What if the Gods demand sacrefice while I'm on a walk.

what's in your pocket? there's definitely rocks in mine

WE'RE GETTING THAT SEASON BABYYYY

They are on a hunt

It's like a God's pat

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

Cats remember where and how high they put their front legs so the hind leg can be placed the same way. It's to reduce noise and to complicate tracking.

Everybody should have ✨katsu✨ waiting for them on their timeline at the end of the day ♥️

This never fails to make me laugh so hard I choke on air 🤣👌✨

someone give him a grammy

Thise undead sheets always make my day ♥️

ghost choir 👻 🎵

The legend is back!

Sorry & Happy Halloween

Original Impulse Tracker module: https://www.dropbox.com/s/t5oa8j42mqdwc7r/Firage_-_The_Grim_Reaper_Blows_the_Horn.it?dl=0 (1.06 MB)

This helps so hacking much!

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can't remember

That bangs!!!

Chemical X - Cherish (The Powerpuff Girls)

Reblog for the skeleton!! 😄🤟

October can’t come soon enough

BALL.

But how do they make these tubes?!?

Thinking about those egg tubes

I love the people on this site ♥️👌✨

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

This is what gives this site the energy you can't find anywhere else 🤣♥️👌✨

i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny

AO3 Etiquette

It would seem a whole new kind of AO3 reader/writer is emerging and it is becoming clear not everyone quite understands how the website community works. Here is some basic guidance on how most people expect you to go about using AO3 to keep this a fun community archive that funtions correctly:

Kudos is for when the story was interesting enough to make you finish reading. If it sucked or was badly written, you probably left. If you finished - you kudos.

If you liked it, you should comment. It can be long and detailed or a literal keysmash. Writers don't care, we just love comments.

No critisism unless the author has specifically asked or agreed to hear it. Even constructive critisism is a no-no unless an author note tells you it's okay. Many people write as a fun hobby or a way to cope with, among other things, insecurity. Don't ruin that for them.

Do not comment to ask the author to write/update something else. It's tacky and off-putting and will probably have the opposite effect than the one you want.

There is no algorithm, it's an archive. Use the search and filter function to add/remove the pairings/characters/tropes etc. you want to read about and it will find you the fics that fit the bill.

For this to work, writers must tag and rate stories. This avoids readers finding the wrong things and missing the stuff they want. I don't care how cringy that trope is in your eyes - it gets tagged.

Character A/Character B means a ROMANTIC or SEXUAL relationship of some kind. Character A&Character B is PLANTONIC, like friendship or family.

Nothing is banned. This is an implicit rule because banning one thing is a slipperly slope to banning another and another, until nothing is allowed anymore. Do not expect anyone to censor for you. Because of the tags system, you are responsible for your own reading experience.

People can create new chapters and sequels/fic series any time after they "complete" a story. So it's considered perfectly normal to subscribe, even to a finished story. You can even subscribe to the author instead just to cover your bases.

Do not repost stories or change the publishing date without an extremely good reason (like a complete top to bottom rewrite). It's an archive, not social media. No one cares what's the most recent, only what fits their tag needs.

Avoid deleting a story you wrote if you hate it - orphan it so others can still enjoy it, without it being connected to you anymore.

This is a creative fanfiction archive. No essays on your insights or theories please. There are other places for that.

I KNOW there's plenty more I missed but I'm trying to cover most of the basics that people seem to be struggling with.

I invite anyone to add to this, but please explain, don't berate.

I honestly love that Disney is on the list alongside that thing above 🤣👌✨

The Worst Attraction in Every State

Howwww is this so good the damn talent

Damn, this bangs!!! 👌✨