FINALLY Got This Finished! BIG Thanks To @reginamangala For The Toast-tally Perfect Idea Of Al Briefly

My God, I love all one-sided RadioStatic. This is so funny. Love oblivious Alastor.

Alastor: That is absolutely ridiculous, Vox does not have a crush on me. Angel Dust: Yes he does. Sir Pentious: Yes he doesss. Vox, from television screen: Yes I fucking do you goddamn idiot.

Context: Lucifer is lonely after the (supposed) divorce and unconsciously ends up pinning for his nemesis/frenemy.

After past experience with Vox, Alastor can almost immediately tell when someone is crushing on him, so he did the only reasonable thing for an Aroace person to do in that situation. 👍

ch.7 Tcf Drabbles

I want it to be battle of the glib tongue.. but I don't know how to make one ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

If anyone can make one, feel free to use this, just erase everything that was written or edit it however you want lol (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

omg ok this is super random but I was thinking about Apollo the other day and Lester and how Apollo’s realization through TOA is that Zeus is his Nero essentially. Well I think it’s pretty cool that Lester looks more like Zeus than Apollo does (with the black curly hair). Did Zeus realize? Is part of him a little scared when he looks at his son and sees himself? Especially since Zeus was liked by Kronos because he was good at singing/playing music and Apollo’s the god of music.

This is a very juicy way to look at it!

To me, I interpret Lester's appearance as something that's meant to be disconnected from the standard 'godly' appearance. He's an average guy- but notably, the only thing Apollo still has from his godly form is his eye color.

Which is also Zeus's...

something something Zeus changed everything about Apollo except the one thing he got from Zeus... *gnaws*

John Winchester: Samuel Winchester I did not raise you to act like this!

Sam: You didn't raise me at all!!

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Dean: Samuel Winchester I did not raise you to act like this!!

Sam: Sorry Dean 😔

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John: Dean Winchester I did not raise you this way!

Dean: You didn't raise me at all!

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Bobby: Dean Singer, I did not raise you like this!

Dean: Sorry Bobby 😔

Sam: haha you're in trouble!

Bobby: Sam, you too.

Sam: Sorry 😞

ADORABLE

My brain decided to focus on the fact that Dean likes cowboys… it’s just too cute to ignore :’3

Just ✨️THEM✨️

9x01: a summary

sam: is dying

gadreel: proposes possession as the only way to save sam's life

dean: absolutely not

gadreel: of course. it's your call.

dean: no it's sam's call

gadreel: right. well. rip bloodfreak.

dean: gdi

gadreel: tricks sam into saying yes

sam: wakes up

dean: i must tell him the truth posthaste

gadreel: not so fast gay boy

dean: but-

gadreel: this is a hostage situation

dean: sad face and spray tan and angst stubble

😰😍

Here's some random Teen Wolf on my blog:

I HATE Sterek the ship. I despise it so much I filtered the tags. I don't think I have ever disliked a ship more. And I probably wouldn't hate it as much if It wasn't so damn popular.

I got into Teen Wolf around early 2023 so I was late to the party. I watched much of season one without really knowing how people ship Derek and Stiles so much. And guess what, I loved their scenes. They reminded me of almost like a big grumpy brother and the young very annoying brother. Or cousins like Stiles lied about. Then I learned about the AMOUNT of shipping there was (like 60,000 fics on AO3) and every scene after that was tainted for me. I'd see something funny with those two and I'd like it but I couldn't help but think, man, most of this fandom is probably using this scene to prove that a 23 year old man and a 16 YEAR OLD are in love.

How the holy f*ck did the ship between the 23 year old and the 16 year old even become so popular??? Especially seeing how they barely interact after season 3. Even in season 3 it's minimal.

Also, there is like no evidence that they like each other but people act like there is.... Like come on.

I laughed my head off after seeing this Derek x Stiles tiktok cause it was during the Void scene in Derek's house and it was like 'Derek is always protecting him'. And all Derek was doing was standing there staring. He didn't even seem that worried.

What I kinda got excited for was in season 4 and Derek got miniature, I was like okay I see, a sixteen year old Derek and a 17 year old Stiles, I can get behind this. Then Derek became old again in one episode so that was disappointing.

They don't have chemistry, Stiles is 16 when they meet, and they barely talk after season 3 or even 2. I can only think that the reason people ship them is because they are both attractive or something. I cannot see how Derek is attractive and Stiles is more cute to me but you know you do you I guess.

It's just, why is it everywhere? How is it so popular?

All the fanfictions have to wildly make them out of character to even work! Derek is also creepy, he just shows up at high schools and breaks into Scott's house. He should not be near Stiles for any romantic reasons.