Context: Lucifer Is Lonely After The (supposed) Divorce And Unconsciously Ends Up Pinning For His Nemesis/frenemy.

Why is this so cute???? I love them

The Homeric Hymn to Hermes is so fucking funny of an origin story. It really just goes

Maia sighing about this whole baby nonsense and going back to sleep: I did not ask for this

Hermes running off to kill a turtle invent a lyre and steal Apollo's cows before noon: alright good timing Apollo will notice any minute now

Maia waking up: why do you smell like beef -_-

Baby Hermes born twelve hours ago: Mom we are Not living in this cave anymore

Maia: What's this we shit you stole Apollo's cows that's a you problem get lost ! (she literally tried to kick him out of the cave right before Apollo shows up)

Apollo: Hey you ! I know you stole my cows !

Baby Hermes: ME ! But I am just a little baby in my blankies who wants my mother's milk how could I so weak and new born have stolen anything

Apollo: real babies don't talk dumbass let's go see Zeus

Zeus definitely laughing his ass off: Well Hermes what do you have to say for yourself

Hermes god of Lies: I can not tell a lie not to you who claims to be my father. Now you see I never took those cattle... across a threshold. And I will confess to my blame nesses

Zeus and Apollo very much aware he didn't swear to anything just then: Okay just show us the cows kid

Apollo walking with Hermes thirty hours old now a young boy not a baby: You are growing very fast I am actually terrified for your power when you're full grown, slayer of Argus.... don't worry about who Argus is

Hermes singing on his brand new lyre: Okay. Hey do you want this Apollo I knowww you love music

Apollo taking it: YES !

Hermes a normal amount of pleased -> literally in the text highlighted that this is the moment he started loving Apollo forever now: Okay awesome we should go tell Zeus we're besties now and you're totally cool about the cow stealing

Apollo: Yeah about that little thief. If you swear to never steal from me again I'll love you forever and hold you dear to my heart

Hermes nodding his head and very obviously avoids invoking the styx becuase you never know when you'll want to rob big brother again

Apollo: ... Good enough I promise to love you forever and give you lots of good gifts like this golden staff here enjoy !

Zeus sending his Eagle down to oversee this bond of brotherhood: Most successful sibling bonding exercise I have ever done well done Me

Hermes: I'm still going to swindle people all of the time to be clear

Apollo: I know I'm going to sing about you a lot !

i feel like, while gabriel gives adrien orders in an obvious way, just clearly telling him what to do, emilie would give him instructions through compliments-- you're a good son, you're such an obedient boy-- and reassurances-- you're going to love this, you won't mess up your photoshoot-- and it seems harmless, she's being nice, but if you watch she always touches her ring when she says something like this. and she's never wrong about adrien.

I'm screaming

“don’t get on the wrong side of my lightning bolts, boy.” -ToA, The Hidden Oracle (page 289)

aka i’ve been reading trials of apollo and lester/apollo is now one of my top favorite characters

I keep being told by my friends that I am a empathetic friend who is lovely to be a around.

They need to stop with all that or I'll start to believe it goddamn it. Then no one will be happy.

How am I supposed to force myself to be a happy, go lucky person if I don't have crippling self esteem.

Think people. Think.

Idiots.

You’re feeding into my Sherlock and Merlin hyperfixations. Could you draw some murthur fanart?

I feel like I haven’t drawn them in forever I might cry

i dont trust people who start watching supernatural and develop a morality complex over dean's character. like what the fuck do you mean you didn't immediately love him? what do you mean 'he does and says bad things'?? he has never done anything wrong in his life what is your problem?????

Alastor's priorities

Deal with pain

Grab the source of your power

Check if anyone else saw your humiliation

Now, when the important stuff is done, go back to the guy who almost killed you five seconds ago.

So I know it can be hard to find aroace Alastor and Alastor/ platonic relationships content. But I have put together a list of Al bonding with the others platonically. (All are on AO3)

Escaped By A Hair by PurpleArrowandLeather

Alastor's retreat to lick his wounds nearly costs him his life. Thankfully, Charlie is worried enough to go looking for him.

Post Season One

Mother, Dearest by WritingSoupBowl

In Episode 6 instead of having a meeting Adam tries to kill Charlie and Vaggie. Trying to escape, they run into Al's mother.

You've Got A Face for Radio by ckret12

This one is specifically about how Alastor is Aroace and I love it.

"He's never wanted sex. He's never wanted love. He's never seen a problem with this.

It's taken about a century, but he's pleasantly surprised to discover that the rest of the world is finally starting to catch up with his perspective."

Staff Infection by ItAllStartedWithANightFuryLovingGirl

This one is adorable. Everyone gets sick and Al won't admit he needs rest.

To Make A Skirt by another_athena

This has to be one of my favorites in this list and it's longer. It focuses on Al and Angel a lot. It's incredibly clear that Alastor is Aroace in this one and I love it. Also boys wearing feminine clothes together. It's just adorable and it has some angst.

In sum: Angel is bored so Al teaches him how to sew.

(I love touch-averse Alastor so much)

Good Friends To the Second End by Neo_followthe whiterabbit

More platonic Al and Angel. It has a coming out scene with Al too and that's pretty good.

I love these two being friends.

Okay, those are all for now but I was wondering if anyone had any like these? I love reading stuff like these

just saw the worst take of all time on tiktok......... like fork found in kitchen i know but good god 😑

the idiots on that app are always like "🤓wElL tHe GaMeS hAvE bEeN hApPeNiNg SiNcE tHe 80s🤓" to justify gihun being idiotic to think he could stop them

u dumb bitch GIHUN DOESNT KNOW THAT!!!!

WHY WOULD HE ASSUME THESE FUCKASS GAMES HAVE BEEN HAPPENING FOR DECADES????

HE LITERALLY ONLY FOUND THEY WEREN'T A ONE-TIME THING WHEN HE SAW THE SALESMAN IN THE SUBWAY AGAIN!!!!

ARE YOU BRAINLESS??? ARE YOU A CLOWN??? ARE YOU DEVOID OF BASIC EMPATHY???

Alastor and Rosie are my everything

am i late? I heared it was aroace week???

i usually don't draw this kind of stuff but this is canon SO

i bet Rosie is the one who explains all new slang to him

they're besies your honor