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underrated in his OWN SHOW.
raw. next question.
underrated in his OWN SHOW.
raw. next question.
underrated in his OWN SHOW.
raw. next question.
if you marry me
would you bury me?
Plot twist: The alpha on the fifth day was Jung-bae and he’s the father.
“Okay,” Jung-bae said gently. “Just calm down. You can’t smoke to calm down anymore, so try deep breathing or… count to ten or whatever pregnant people do.”
“I’m going to be the talk of my ex-wife’s garden club until I die,” Gi-hun moaned, collapsing onto the couch.
“Come on, buddy,” Jung-bae said, patting his shoulder. “No use spiraling. Let’s just figure this out logically, yeah? Start by mapping them out.” He went to a corkboard covered in tickets and various photographs and took them down stacking them neatly before producing sticky notes and tacks as if they were detectives. “You said four alphas, some you know, some you don’t—five days, four mistakes. Let’s go in order. Who was first?”
Gi-hun scratched his cheek. “Sang-woo,” He muttered. Then, because of course it needed clarification, “Cho Sang-woo.”
Jung-bae froze mid-tack, his eyebrows crawling up into his hairline. “Cho Sang-woo? The Cho Sang-woo? The pride of Ssangmun-dong? That Cho Sang-woo?”
Gi-hun raised an eyebrow. “What, is there another one?”
Jung-bae shook his head slowly, like he could not believe what he was writing as he scribbled the name down. The tack made a particularly judgmental squeak as he pinned it to the board. “I’m just surprised. I know you two were like childhood sweethearts or whatever, but from the few times we’ve gone out for drinks I’ve seen him smile exactly once, and it looked like it hurt him physically.” He glanced over. “So, when you two finished, did he give you a performance review or…?”
He ducked just in time to dodge the flying shoe.
“If anyone should be questioning the decision,” Gi-hun said, “It’s Sang-woo! He could have far more suitable omegas. Goodness knows his mother only talks about it every time I come by her stall. ‘My Sang-woo is the most eligible bachelor—handsome and rich!’”
“He could,” Jung-bae agreed instantly.
The other shoe flew through the air.
“Okay! Okay! Moving on!” Jung-bae yelped, scribbling like his life depended on it. “Second alpha?”
“In-ho,” Gi-hun said, arms crossed tight. “Hwang In-ho.”
Jung-bae nodded, writing it down. “Someone we don’t know. Progress. Got an age? Occupation?”
“Forty-five. Two years younger than me. He’s a cop.”
Jung-bae stopped mid-letter. “You slept with a cop? What if it was a sting? What if he thought you were—”
“I’m not a criminal!” Gi-hun snapped. “The only arrest on my record was from—” He stopped himself, mouth shutting with a click.
Jung-bae raised one slow, unimpressed eyebrow.
“It wasn’t for prostitution, I’ll tell you that,” Gi-hun muttered, waving him off.
“Alright, alright,” Jung-bae said, sticking it to the board. “Third alpha?”
“I don’t know his name,” Gi-hun mumbled, suddenly very interested in a frayed thread on the couch cushion.
The pen dropped.
“You don’t know—?”
“But!” Gi-hun sprang up and grabbed the pen and one of the sticky notes. “I can draw his face.”
Moments later, he stepped back to reveal a truly tragic sketch: a face with massive round eyes, cartoonish lips and parted dark hair.
Jung-bae stared at it. Blinked. “Great. We’ll print these out. Tape them to lampposts. Wanted: Alpha Baby Daddy. Likes long walks and kissing with these lips apparently—”
“Shut up!” Gi-hun threw himself back onto the couch.
“Last one?”
Gi-hun sighed. “Jun-ho.”
“Okay, cool—”
“Hwang Jun-ho.”
Jung-bae looked up sharply. “That’s… that’s a funny coincidence.”
Gi-hun did not look at him. “It’s uh. Not a coincidence. That’s In-ho’s little brother.”
Silence.
Jung-bae stared at the cork board. Then at Gi-hun. Then at the cork board again, like it might rearrange itself into something more reasonable.
“...You slept with two brothers. Two. Brothers.”
Gi-hun covered his face with a pillow and screamed into it. Then he pulled it away and moaned in despair,”I didn’t know that until after the fact I swear!”
OR: Omega Gi-hun spends a particularly nasty heat with four different alphas, Sang-woo, In-ho, Jun-ho, and the Salesman, and gets pregnant and then has to find out who the father is.
THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD POSSIBLY WANT AND MORE!!! 🙏🙏
anon if u write this into a fic, i will give u my first born 😩🙌 i need to know how and why gihun transitioned from one man to the next! 🥹
also, four alphas in five days, damn gihun.... even during a heat, that's crazy lmao donna sheridan final boss
We need to cast Lee Seo-hwan in a movie where he can get his revenge and kill Lee Jung-jae and Lee Byung-hun.
But who is who?
(I know 457 are home of sexual bastards, but what about Jung-bae, Dae-ho, and Jun-hee?)
They are everything to me
POV: Gi-hun finds out In-ho is the Front Man
[After In-ho fought Thanos and Nam-gyu]
Jun-hee: Um, excuse me, sir? You didn’t have to do that.
In-ho: Why not? Those two delinquents were beating that poor young man. I couldn’t just stand there. Someone needed to teach them a lesson.
Jun-hee: Actually, that “poor young man” is the father of my baby and he ghosted me for six months after I told him about my pregnancy.
In-ho: …He what?!
Myung-gi (walks up to In-ho): Thank you so much, sir. Those guys wouldn’t stop bothering me-
In-ho: (beats up Myung-gi) ASSHOLE! HOW YOU COULD GHOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND LEAVE HER ALONE WITH YOUR BABY?!
Dae-ho: Uh, should we do something?
Jung-bae: Nah. A real man would never abandon their child and wife. Well, girlfriend in this case.
Gi-hun (sad): Ga-yeong…
Thinking about how Gi-hun’s old and new teams would interact with each other.
For sure, Jung-bae, Dae-ho, and Ali would be besties and get along so well.
I think Sae-byeok would be like the protective older sister to Jun-hee, since she has a little brother and Jun-hee is pregnant.
Il-nam would be the evil dad we all hate of In-ho and tell him continuing the games is much more important than his son’s love for Gi-hun.
Sang-woo would be the first to know In-ho and Il-nam are the ones behind the games and In-ho would likely kill him, to keep him stay quiet and out of jealousy that Gi-hun likes him more.
So…I did a thing lol
why is this so funny to me?😭😭😭 dae-ho and jung-bae are literally “I’m in the death game and I don’t know what the fuck is going on between these two but why the fuck are they gay?”
Exactly!!!!!
"Jun ho was irrelevant to the plot for two seasons "
Thanks to this "irrelevant character" and his investigation we know more about the pink guards, the games behind the scenes, the VIPS and the frontman's identity. He almost took down the games ALONE in s1 and he's the only weakness of his brother, the main villain.
Just silly things.
According to certain squid game fans, you are an important and "useful" character only if you are a player in the stupid ass games, it seems. Watch properly the series, guys.
There are only 16 episodes, you can do it ❤
Попросила ребят в тг канале написать хэдканоны по санкихунам и винтерфилдам) буду сюда постепенно выкладывать
«Хён, я.. я вообще не понимаю эту игру.. в ней нет никакого смысла..»
«Да ладно тебе, дорогой, не все игры должны иметь смысл. Просто наслаждайся! Ка-Ён мне ее показала. И глянь, ты уже завел себе друзей!»
«Это не мои "друзья". Я даже не понимаю, что они говорят..»
«И почему я кот? Это персонаж какой-то или типо того?»
«Нет, это.. Эм.. скин? Это вроде бы так называют. Я сам его купил :)»
«О боже..ИСПОЛЬЗУЯ НАСТОЯЩИЕ ДЕНЬГИ, ХЁН???»
«Хэй! Ка-Ён сказала, что он выглядит круто!!!)
Забыла поделиться с вами небольшими скетчиками моих ненаглядных :))
Я ВЕРНУЛАСЬ 💅💅 и снова арт с любимыми отцами
Sangwoo and Gihun: *arguing*
Saebyeok: “hey guys, english or spanish?”
Sangwoo and Gihun:
«Мы с ним стали буквально миллиардерами. Но он все равно попросил меня купить ему кофе в самом дешевом автомате нашего района.»
Ну как же СанКихуны без ангста 🥰
Damn, why is bro so mad? @izzyfishie
ХЭД не мой, но мне так он понравился ХАХАХА
Посмотрела «Любовь в большом городе», и не смогла не нарисовать молодых СанКихунов под один из кадров 😭