Just Saw The Worst Take Of All Time On Tiktok......... Like Fork Found In Kitchen I Know But Good God

Life lessons EPIC: The Musical taught me

Don't trust strangers

Don't eat meat

Kill people

Don't give strangers your ID and credit card info

Don't trust friends

Obey Odysseus

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves (AKA. "kill people")

Don't trust a stranger godess & eat meat

If your great grandpa offers you drugs, just go with it

Men are pigs (haha I love Circe so much our girl has a sense of humor)

Other ways of persuasion can save you, including: seduction, sympathy

Don't listen to dead people

Listen to dead people

If a woman claims to be your wife but has a tail, funny ears and a dolphin who's supposed to be your daughter (you don't have a daughter) she's not your wife

Sirens are legitimate food (meat though?)

Do what it takes to survive

Dangerous creatures aim for the tourches

Don't trust friends (fr they are a bunch of losers)

Obey. Odysseus.

DONT! EAT! MEAT!

A big heart and a godess' help aren't enough to not lose a battle

Losing a battle is a win as long as you're not dead? (Jesus christ Telemachus has low standards)

Godesses can't die

Stockholm syndrom doesn't beat longing and PTSD

Not cheating on your wife pays (unlike sacrificing your uncle and never trying tequilla)

Don't trust Zeus

Don't play safe (AKA. "ruthlesness")

Don't think that you beat the final boss (there is another one)

Violence is always the answer (AKA. "ruthlesness" lol)

Murder is bad

Rape is bad

Dangerous creatures aim for the tourches (ohhhh they really are the same)

Obey Telemachus

Murder is good

Tiresias is always right

You still haven't beaten the final boss. There is another one. It's you. (Maybe the real final boss is the friends we made along the way 💔)

There is no hope and ruthlesness is mercy upon ourselves but idk Athena go pet a rabbit or something

If a man claims to be your husband and is genuianly offended when you ask him to move your bed (he carved it inside an olive tree, it can't be moved without chopping the roots down) he is indeed your husband

True love overcomes the ick of murder

And let's of course not forget these four that deserve their own list:

Don't open this bag

Open this bag

Don't open this bag under any circumstances

Open this bag (appereantly it's the most powerfull object in the universe)

This is the most I've posted ever but I love him ❤️

How is this so in character? 🤣 And Scott is so cute

okay this is how i think it plays out. if you could stop trying to get me with the giant hook to pull me off stage for just a minute. stiles stilinski meets The Winchesters and is like "i have GOT to make these old men cry in front of me". derek hale and castiel make miley cyrus blue eyes type of eye contact with each other, Autism Edition. peter hale swans into the room and Thing One and Thing Two (dean and sam) instinctively look behind themselves to make sure crowley isn't around. self preservation instincts. dean tells lydia that she reminds him of his friend charlie (they're both women with red hair) and she immediately diagnoses him with mommy issues and implies his dick doesn't work. scott has to crane his neck up to look sam in the eye and says "oh we don't kill people here :)" while stiles mouths "that's not true" over his shoulder. dean finds out about the time stiles got possessed and is like. Scoff. Only Once? Amateur. and stiles is like "dude why are you bragging about that". you get it.

A woman’s war / Unoccupied history

My God, I love all one-sided RadioStatic. This is so funny. Love oblivious Alastor.

Alastor: That is absolutely ridiculous, Vox does not have a crush on me. Angel Dust: Yes he does. Sir Pentious: Yes he doesss. Vox, from television screen: Yes I fucking do you goddamn idiot.

This is so cute

Alastor is drawing

also some things he's drawing

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huh. he wouldn't want to show these to anyone...

HAHAHHAH, I love Crowley's mostly unrequited love for Dean

Anyway, Dean's most inconsistent application of his own ethical code is Crowley.

This took SO FREAKING LONG TO DRAW!!!!

Anyways, Charlie is ready to fight Val in the first page. We all know why.

CORRECT

I saw that some people in the fandom have this headcanon so I decided to make this fanart, it seems accurate