Life Lessons EPIC: The Musical Taught Me

Life lessons EPIC: The Musical taught me

Don't trust strangers

Don't eat meat

Kill people

Don't give strangers your ID and credit card info

Don't trust friends

Obey Odysseus

Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves (AKA. "kill people")

Don't trust a stranger godess & eat meat

If your great grandpa offers you drugs, just go with it

Men are pigs (haha I love Circe so much our girl has a sense of humor)

Other ways of persuasion can save you, including: seduction, sympathy

Don't listen to dead people

Listen to dead people

If a woman claims to be your wife but has a tail, funny ears and a dolphin who's supposed to be your daughter (you don't have a daughter) she's not your wife

Sirens are legitimate food (meat though?)

Do what it takes to survive

Dangerous creatures aim for the tourches

Don't trust friends (fr they are a bunch of losers)

Obey. Odysseus.

DONT! EAT! MEAT!

A big heart and a godess' help aren't enough to not lose a battle

Losing a battle is a win as long as you're not dead? (Jesus christ Telemachus has low standards)

Godesses can't die

Stockholm syndrom doesn't beat longing and PTSD

Not cheating on your wife pays (unlike sacrificing your uncle and never trying tequilla)

Don't trust Zeus

Don't play safe (AKA. "ruthlesness")

Don't think that you beat the final boss (there is another one)

Violence is always the answer (AKA. "ruthlesness" lol)

Murder is bad

Rape is bad

Dangerous creatures aim for the tourches (ohhhh they really are the same)

Obey Telemachus

Murder is good

Tiresias is always right

You still haven't beaten the final boss. There is another one. It's you. (Maybe the real final boss is the friends we made along the way 💔)

There is no hope and ruthlesness is mercy upon ourselves but idk Athena go pet a rabbit or something

If a man claims to be your husband and is genuianly offended when you ask him to move your bed (he carved it inside an olive tree, it can't be moved without chopping the roots down) he is indeed your husband

True love overcomes the ick of murder

And let's of course not forget these four that deserve their own list:

Don't open this bag

Open this bag

Don't open this bag under any circumstances

Open this bag (appereantly it's the most powerfull object in the universe)

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2 months ago
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Throws This In Your Inbox And Flees

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11 months ago

Ladybug and Chat Noir hosting a podcast where they're going to interview Adrien Agreste and so Adrien has to enlist Félix to pretend to be him and Félix gets to just. Make fun of Adrien to his face and to a national audience. Chat Noir keeps arguing with Félix’s Adrien about his own opinions so the next day all the news is about how much everyone thinks Chat Noir hates Adrien Agreste

10 months ago

the overarching theme of supernatural isn’t family or free will or whatever. open your third eye… it’s the unstoppable magnetism of dean winchester, resident bukowski protagonist, whose shining light of complexity in the face of terrible writing brings all the antagonists to the yard. he could redeem anyone if he tried. dean’s not just the heart and soul of this show, he’s its own unrequited crush


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1 year ago

This is made me cry

My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola
My C!Tommy Exile Arc Zine Is Finally Here! With Illustrations Inspired By @/alliumcola

My c!Tommy exile arc zine is finally here! With illustrations inspired by @/alliumcola

I'm selling physical versions of this artbook for an extremely limited run of just 15 copies on Etsy.

Once they're sold, they're gone forever, so be sure to pick one up if you're interested or if you'd just like to support me and my work. 🌼

1 year ago
Whaddya Mean This Isn't How The Episode Went?
Whaddya Mean This Isn't How The Episode Went?
Whaddya Mean This Isn't How The Episode Went?

Whaddya mean this isn't how the episode went?

2 months ago

One of my favorite scenes from season 1

Gi-hun! Do You Know Why Your Life Is So Pathetic? Because You Ask The Dumbest Questions Even In This
Gi-hun! Do You Know Why Your Life Is So Pathetic? Because You Ask The Dumbest Questions Even In This
Gi-hun! Do You Know Why Your Life Is So Pathetic? Because You Ask The Dumbest Questions Even In This
Gi-hun! Do You Know Why Your Life Is So Pathetic? Because You Ask The Dumbest Questions Even In This
Gi-hun! Do You Know Why Your Life Is So Pathetic? Because You Ask The Dumbest Questions Even In This
Gi-hun! Do You Know Why Your Life Is So Pathetic? Because You Ask The Dumbest Questions Even In This
Gi-hun! Do You Know Why Your Life Is So Pathetic? Because You Ask The Dumbest Questions Even In This

Gi-hun! Do you know why your life is so pathetic? Because you ask the dumbest questions even in this situation. Constantly minding other people's business with that pea brain of yours, not knowing your ass from your elbow.


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it’s like sang-woo takes his self hatred and pushes it onto gi-hun like he’s aware that he’s ALSO there but he’s giving gi-hun shit for it. for being an idiot and getting himself stuck there because when he’s forced to consider whether he’d go as far as pushing gi-hun he can’t figure out the answer he does still care about him but he knows gi-hun has to die if he’s going to win they all would’ve died if gi-hun was in front and refused to move but would sang-woo resort to killing him himself? or would he convince gi-hun to take that 50/50 chance into his own hands? he doesn’t know and he’s upset at gi-hun for even being there in the first place and he’s upset at himself for falling this far so he lashes out at him when gi-hun asks a real question like that the words aren’t truly out of hatred for HIM but gi-hun still takes it then he takes the respect and pride he’s been holding for sang-woo and turns it against him gi-hun says what sang-woo is feeling out loud everytime gi-hun’s praised him the whole time this is exactly how sang-woo felt. if he was a success story then why was he here? it’s shocking to him hearing gi-hun say his own thoughts like this. gi-hun of all people. the one who was so very proud of him but he’s right and sang-woo wants to keep projecting his shame onto him instead of accepting his wrongdoings shame haunts him in a way it doesn’t haunt gi-hun (at least not yet) and he can’t stand that gi-hun’s still thinking with his heart. that he cares about him killing a man who would’ve gotten them all killed because gi-hun’s too good deep down and sang-woo is nothing like that gi-hun is there because he isn’t cold and logical like sang-woo. but then why is sang-woo there? what makes them so different if they’re both here? sang-woo can’t even respond. can’t lash out again because what does he even say? how could he possibly deflect a truth like that? gi-hun openly admits his faults. admits why he’s there. and sang-woo just can’t do the same also they should kiss it out sorry yapped about nothing there idk if anything i said even makes sense but idgaf
3 months ago
I Take Every Single Opportunity To Project My Sensory Issues/neurodivergence On Every Character With
I Take Every Single Opportunity To Project My Sensory Issues/neurodivergence On Every Character With
I Take Every Single Opportunity To Project My Sensory Issues/neurodivergence On Every Character With
I Take Every Single Opportunity To Project My Sensory Issues/neurodivergence On Every Character With
I Take Every Single Opportunity To Project My Sensory Issues/neurodivergence On Every Character With

I take every single opportunity to project my sensory issues/neurodivergence on every character with perpetual headphones- Nino included.

Some headcanons about the main 5 and their persona changes under the cut!

Each protag has something that changes when they're in either one of their personas.

The main two's are obvious and fairly cloae to canon but the other three are a little bit different since they pertain a lot to this AU'S headcanons.

- Marinette's biggest is her confidence and decision making that doesnt always come through in her civilian form.

-Adrien's is his carefree attitude and agency that he doesn't have in his everyday life.

The more headcanony ones:

- Alya is always mediating between her older sister, parents, and little siblings. With her older sister and dad butting heads a lot, and the twins being the pranksters they are, Alya's patient and calm front to the situations helps keep everything under control. Constantly emotionally aware and trying to monitor everyone's moods, but doesn't abuse the influence she has in her family. D O E S however manipulate the FUCK out of her enemies when transformed. Makes the trickster part of her miraculous proud.

Also does gentle parent her teammates when there's a dispute. Only Carapace has noticed.

- Chloe in this AU is like Jane Austen's "Emma": constantly helping her dad keep things in order. Has been the one honestly running the hotel business since she was 10, at least in every aspect but on paper. She sees her dad and his bouts of depression, and tries her best to ease his workload at home at least. She's not perfect, but she's trying. As class president, she tries to please everyone and lead with a firm, but fair, hand. In comparison to the busy mayor's daughter who's tried her best to clean up her image and ebb her temper, Queen Bee is a harsh critic. Chloe feels her emotions much more freely when transformed, and is the most willing of her teammates to do the dirty work that needs to get done.

- Nino's grew up entertaining his brother while their mom would work late, taking on a more upbeat attitude longer than he would actually be comfortable with. This behavior moved into school too, where he got into habit of pushing his social battery past what it should while trying to make everyone comfortable. Doesn't mask as much with the class and his main friend group, and always puts his headphones on as a "do not disturb sign" that everyone in class respects. Carapace is the complete opposite. Since there's no need for a social buffer between the heroes and Carapace was the last to join and was welcomed warmly- Nino stays mute/speaking when necessary and has his gear help buffer his senses. Incredibly observant since he's not draining himself, and is the best defense and tank the team could ask for.

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