Everyone's Favorite Boy!!!

AKKENEJEDJEKEK 😂😂

I LOVE that supernatural establishes that dean sees Bobby as a father by having him say it multiple times, but it establishes that Sam sees Bobby as a father figure by having him try to kill Bobby for a spell that requires patricide. Thank you supernatural very cool.

I found out that Alastor likes doodling and immediately had to draw something

(the other guy on the paper is supposed to be Lucifer btw)

Just learned Netflix cancelled Kaos Season 2.

FUCK NETFLIX. Im never watching anything from that shitty streaming service if they keep fucking shows over. GOOD shows!

So many were done so dirty. I don't even care anymore. They don't deserve my attention if all they care about is money.

okay but real talk, the funniest thing the server ever came up with was "Sam's got weird powers bc of the demon blood or whatever, but Dean is actually for real naturally a little bit psychic and has no idea"

Chaotic good Alastor?

this is just a joke

OOC Alastor (probably?)

I headcannon Alastor as autistic and sure I can explain all my reasons but this is more important:

Made by Always_Wrong

GODS FORBID THERES ANY ARTISTIC MERIT ON OUR TELEVISIONS.

Just learned Netflix cancelled Kaos Season 2.

FUCK NETFLIX. Im never watching anything from that shitty streaming service if they keep fucking shows over. GOOD shows!

So many were done so dirty. I don't even care anymore. They don't deserve my attention if all they care about is money.

HOUGH I NEED a fic with TOA Apollo (god of truth, prophecy, medicine, hunting) having a stint as a Private Investigator in a very overdramatic, eccentrically “him” way with Meg McCaffery as his partner (and muscle. And person with connections to the Triumvirate’s whole crime deal) being assigned stuff by the police being rude and nasty who clearly just want him to incriminate someone specific / close the case / cover up their shady stuff, so he goofs around, casually breaks reality and mocks old detective shows and Film Noir stuff to mess with them and generally waste their time and money BUT comes to the actual conclusion with incredible detail and accuracy so that they can’t COMPLAIN or argue against him AND THEN is very purposefully empathetic, gentle and efficient with cases for other people who are looking for and need help (in a very Columbo way. ACTUALLY OML INSTEAD OF REFERENCING HIS WIFE APOLLO CONSTANTLY REFERS TO HIS HUSBAND HYACINTHUS AND IT’S VERY UNCLEAR WHETHER HE’S ALIVE OR NOT (TOA paradox of Hyacinthus tuxedo)!)

it works really well! He would:

have good knowledge of analysing a crime scene bc medicine,

find people and put himself in suspects’ shoes bc hunting,

interrogate very very easily bc truth (again mostly he just messes with the actual culprit),

have hunches about where they might be bc prophecy,

be dramatic enough to loudly announce twists,

knows plenty of interesting people to “know a guy” (other gods, his children old and young, exes),

be beautiful enough and slutty enough (with love) to sustain a romantic subplot / inevitable tension (divorced) with “guys he knows” that he must dramatically call in despite their “complicated past” because he has “no other choice”. I could go on.

and Meg constantly resisting his dramatics and as the plot convenient way to resolve any emotional drama with Apollo (“but Meg, what if he hates me!” “Shut up. Do it.” “Okay! 😊”) and stop him going off on tangents if he drifts TOO far. It’s great!

In-ho: I just want to destroy Gi-hun and make his life miserable

In-ho: *sees Gi-hun crying*

In-ho: I will destroy every aspect of known universe and burn whatever remains to ashes in order to be sure I eradicated whatever hurt him