This Is An Old Idea I Had Sketched Out A Year Or Two Ago That I Felt Like Revisiting. I Mean, Think About

How is this so in character? 🤣 And Scott is so cute

okay this is how i think it plays out. if you could stop trying to get me with the giant hook to pull me off stage for just a minute. stiles stilinski meets The Winchesters and is like "i have GOT to make these old men cry in front of me". derek hale and castiel make miley cyrus blue eyes type of eye contact with each other, Autism Edition. peter hale swans into the room and Thing One and Thing Two (dean and sam) instinctively look behind themselves to make sure crowley isn't around. self preservation instincts. dean tells lydia that she reminds him of his friend charlie (they're both women with red hair) and she immediately diagnoses him with mommy issues and implies his dick doesn't work. scott has to crane his neck up to look sam in the eye and says "oh we don't kill people here :)" while stiles mouths "that's not true" over his shoulder. dean finds out about the time stiles got possessed and is like. Scoff. Only Once? Amateur. and stiles is like "dude why are you bragging about that". you get it.

I need a movie where Misha Collins plays a gay angel that falls in love with a bisexual cowboy played by Jensen Ackles. Their names are Cassius and Daniel, Cas and Dan. Jared Padalecki plays Daniel’s younger brother, Samson. It’s a blatant ripoff of SPN. The quality is extremely shitty and the budget was $40. Misha is wearing a pair of shitty $12 angel wings from Amazon and a cardboard halo. Jensen has a water gun instead of a real one. For some reason Samson is a mime, dressed in full mime ensemble, and breaks the fourth wall via miming his frustration about how Daniel and Cassius won’t get together. It has a laugh track and uses those “oohs” and “ahhs” and gasps that were in those early 2000s disney channel shows. Whenever Daniel shoots his gun you just hear Jensen making “pew pew pew pew” noises as red water squirts out.

OMG, I fricking love them. Babies. They are part of the reason I enjoyed s2 so much.

I wanna see more of them in the next season

my shayla....my shaylaaaa

Dean and Sam hunting together: well that’s the show isn’t it? saving people hunting things etc etc. brotherly moments that make you either go awww or want to throw them off a cliff. practically reading each other’s minds on hunts bc they’ve been doing it for so long. terrible communication any other time

Dean and Cas hunting together: hunter husbands. standing 1.5 inches away from each other at all times. constant bickering constant eye sex constant rifling through each other’s pockets oh god they’re so fucking married

Sam and Eileen hunting together: extremely sweet together. heart eyes while discussing lore and/or tactics. pretending not to be worried about each other because they each really want to respect the other person’s independence and hunting skills.

Cas and Eileen hunting together: murder besties. taking turns beating the shit out of villains while the other person nods approvingly. roasting their boyfriends during stakeouts. mutual agreement not to tell dean and sam how many people they’ve blackmailed.

Dean and Eileen hunting together: sky-high levels of competence. kicking ass left right and center. off-the-charts wittiness. spn would only be 1 season long if it was about these two because they would immediately solve every apocalypse in the most practical way possible and then spend the rest of the season getting drunk together at dive bars.

Sam and Cas hunting together: terrible, terrible idea. the case may get solved but fifty new problems will be created. maximum chaos minimum planning. all ancient curses and alternate dimensions are fair game. cosmic regime changes ARE on the table. 90% chance that one of them ends up in a coma.

According to the Bible: Every hardship has a reason.

that reason being that your gods oc and he wants to give you so much trauma.

He'll show the angels and say, "look at this one! I killed their dad, made their mom a deranged sociopath, and their autistic! Now let me tell you about all their lore and character arc!" And you just have to sit there and wonder what you ever did wrong.

(This is coming from an ex-christian.)

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

It’s always either or

I don't think that we should hold Sam and Dean accountable for everyone of their actions. For the ones that are in character? Yes. But the ones that the writers threw in their for drama or cause they didn't even start to understand them? No.

Sam abandoning Dean in purgatory- NOPE, that wasn't Sam. That was fake Sam.

The Sam we know would have went absolutely feral, even more than usual because this time, he doesn't actually know what happened to his brother. He would've went crazy. He ran over dog? Okay, that'll distract him for a week or two but then he'd be back on the road. He met a woman who he likes and has a chance to be with her (and maybe start a normal life?), it'd tempt him for a solid second then he'd remember how both Kevin and Dean are missing/gone and then he'd run away. (When Dean 'All I want is my brother to be happy' Winchester finally got back from Purgatory, he would actually be pissed that Sam didn't take the opportunity to have a normal life) In season 8, Sam 'I'm actually insane' Winchester would have killed a person to save his brother like the icon he is.

Dean killing Amy after Sam asked him not to- Never happened. Why? Cause Dean 'the empath of the family' Winchester, who's been the moral compass of the show for the last three seasons, knows what it's like to have a kid and would have totally let her go. He might have gone to her house with a plan to kill her, but he would have heard her out at least. Dean actually listens and empathizes with people all the time. Why would this specific instance be any different? (Duh, for the drama, obviously)

Dean believing Gadreel at all- Hmmmmm, Dean 'never trusted any angel ever (except Cas)' Winchester would've taken the deal at first out of pure desperation because Sam was literally dying. But after Gadreel asked Dean to lie to Sam , Dean's bullshit senses would've went up. He is great at recognizing BS and he would've recognized it here.

Sam irrationally hating Benny- Do I even need to start? Sam might not be the most empathetic but he's smart enough to at least look into Benny instead of automatically declare Dean as delusion, and not listen to him, at all. He knows his brother enough to know that he wouldn't just trust someone willy nilly, especially a vampire.