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Writing challenge for me...

I want people to give me a writing challenge, like mini prompts to use and rules and guidelines I have to follow. I have never done it and it seems fun, so I want to try. And give me a time deadline that I have to have it done by. And I'll post it here and probably Wattpad. Depends on what kind of story it turns out to be. Also tell me if it should be a fanfiction. Though I only probably know enough about Harry Potter, Supernatural, and possibly Teen Wolf, but only preseason four. I will only probably do a few like 3 to 5 depending on how many I get and the time restraints on each along with the word count they want from me.

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I see so many people reluctant to accept that Severus was ‘indoctrinated’ into the Dark Arts. For some reason, all it takes is Sirius (who we already know to be biased) saying, ‘oh, that guy knew more Dark Arts spells than Voldemort himself from the age of eleven!’ and it’s Accepted Canon that that this eleven-year-old boy - also shown to canonically be very kind, thoughtful, and intelligent - is obviously in some parts Pure Evil.

Has anyone considered that we can juxtapose the allure of the Dark Arts to characters like Severus, with Harry’s infatuation with ‘the Prince’ via ‘The Half-Blood Prince’s’ copy of Advanced Potions? Harry spends the whole of HPB telling Hermione that the Prince is cool and knows his stuff, that he’s so clever and doing such a good job of getting Harry recognised in Potions class, that he couldn’t possibly have malevolent intentions because of this. Harry’s confidence in the Prince, his respect for the Prince, his blind belief in everything the Prince has written gets to such a point that he takes the spell Sectumsempra and throws it at Draco without a second thought, without even realising its potential. 

This is the exact environment in which Severus’ adoption into the Dark Arts could have occurred. The people in his House who knew about it, who were introducing it to him, surely didn’t mean anything too bad with it. It’s just a laugh, as he says to Lily. It was all fun and games, it was cool and interesting - nobody was dying over it. Remember, it didn’t matter how many times Hermione told Harry he needed to return the Prince’s book, it wasn’t until he nearly killed Draco that he realised everything had gone too far. Likewise, it didn’t matter how many times Lily told Severus that Mulciber and Avery were being cruel, it took for Lily’s life to be on the line for Severus to finally realise what he’d become involved in. If we can forgive Harry for being pulled into a world of forbidden/hidden knowledge, and learning to use it without anyone explicitly forcing him to, then we can at the very least understand how Severus got himself to the same point.

Harry, Severus and Voldemort - ‘the abandoned boys’ - represent stages when it comes to the Dark Arts. Voldemort embraced it completely, to the point of losing his own humanity over it. Severus got taken in, but knew deep down he had to pull himself away - unfortunately, the damage had already been done. Harry, learning from the mistakes of the two before him through his own journey, understands that, whilst it can be a formidable force, the Dark Arts shouldn’t be taken lightly. He refuses the Elder Wand, he backs away from this world of strange, and powerful magic. 

Unlike Voldemort, he keeps his humanity. Unlike Severus, he knows when to quit.

I want to take prompts requests for stories it doesn’t have to be from this list, just in general as well. I’m open to doing Teen Wolf, Avengers or Harry Potter fics mainly because I know them best. I’m pretty flexible on ships from any of those fandoms. Though not Sciles or Stucky or Hinny. My favorite ships to write are Sterek, Steter, Stackson, Tony/Bucky, Stiles/Bucky, Stiles/Clint, Steo, Drarry, Snarry, and Lucius/Harry. But I’m fairly down to write anything. Just send me a message or an ask and I’ll probably be down for it.

Festive Prompt List

“Is that mistletoe?”

“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”

“I don’t care about tradition, you try and get me to kiss you under the mistletoe and I will punch you”

“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”

“Remind me why I can’t kill the carolers?”

“Hum one more note of that carol and I will stab you”

“My house, my rules. The Christmas music stays on” 

“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”

“You’re kidding, right? I’m not going out in that snow storm!”

“I don’t care what you say, The Nightmare Before Christmas works for Christmas and Halloween”

“I can’t believe you did all this, for me”

“You don’t have to go to all this trouble, you know”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“You’d make a really terrible Santa”

“It’s a time of good will, not whatever the hell you’re doing”

“Aren’t you just Santa’s Little Helper?”

“You call this decorated?”

“How on earth did you get tinsel there?”

“Wow, you really go overboard with decorations, don’t you?”

“It looks like Santa threw up here”

“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?” 

 “Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”

“Secret Santa is bullshit”

“Tell me what you want for Christmas”

“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”

“Can’t I just give you $20 and you can buy something for yourself?”

“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”

“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”

“I got you a Christmas sweater!”

“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”

“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”

“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”

“I’m sure what ever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”

“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

“You really can’t cook, can you?”

“Who the hell turned off the oven?!” 

“This calls for eggnog” 

“I can’t believe no one has spiked the eggnog yet”

“Just how much eggnog have you had?”

“I’m starting to regret having taught you about gluhwein”

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”

“Spam is not a suitable replacement for turkey”

“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”

“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”

“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”

“You made gingerbread zombies?”

“Step away from the cookies.”

“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”

“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?” 

Adapt to this

Important hot tip for literally anyone purchasing art

If an artist you rly like doesn’t have a public commission sheet or perhaps you have an odd but reasonable request your best friend will be “I will gladly compensate you for your time.” Literally the moment an artist sees that you’re actually going to pay them for whatever weird request you’ve got, they’re like a million percent more likely to respond positively to whatever your weird request is. For example: I love birds, and I was seeking out a nice state bird cross stitch pattern that wasn’t too complicated. I found one I liked on Etsy, but it was actually selling the finished product (a gorgeous quilt for about $2000) and not the charts, which was what I wanted. No problem! I messaged the seller and said “hi! I love your beautiful quilt, but I am actually interested in the cross stitch charts. Do you still have them? I would be more than happy to compensate you for the trouble.” I have no doubt that this lovely woman has been demanded for free labor countless times. It has happened to every quilter on planet earth. She told me that she would mail me HER ORIGINAL HANDWRITTEN CHARTS for about $30, since she drafted them herself and wasn’t planning on making another quilt. I gladly sent $50 her way and told her she could just scan them for me if that was easier for her. Artists are, by and large, lovely people who want to help you. Please, just promise them that you will fucking compensate them for their time and labor.

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Scorpius Malfoy quotes vine on the daily and it confuses his dad

Scorpius: dad look its the good kush

Draco: what the fuck is a kush

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Scorpius: what up im Jared im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read

Draco: you’re-

Draco: those- none of that was true, Scorpius.

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Scorpius, opening Christmas presents: it’s an avacado… thaaaanks

Draco: that’s- it’s a broom, Scorpius.

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Scorpius, trying to touch Draco’s face: how you get these bumps? You got eggzma?

Draco: I got what?

Scorpius: you got eggzma?

Draco:

Draco: Are you trying to say Eczema? Because you know I don’t.

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Scorpius, pointing to Draco’s shoes: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE

Draco: … my shoes?

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Draco: Happy birthday, Scorp.

Scorpius: i cant sweem

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Draco, with another fancy rich person: This is my son, Scorpius.

Scorpius: hey, my name’s Michael eith a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life

Draco: what, wait- stop, Scorpius.

Random rich person: where’s the B?

Scorpius: There’s a beeeeeeeeeee ?

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Draco: How was your weekend with Albus Potter?

Scorpius: hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

Draco: No, you’re not. Do you think that? Has someone been telling you this?

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Draco, when Scorpius comes home for the Holidays: Did you happen to miss all of your Arithmancy class last week?

Scorpius: I have never missed a class

Draco: Okay, well, I got a letter from your professor, and-

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Scorpius, pointing at Draco’s quill while he writes: CHRIS! Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!

Scorpius, in a female voice: 911 what’s your emergency?

Draco:

Draco: My name isn’t Chris.

Draco: What are you even pointing at?

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Scorpius: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of-

Draco: Who are you talking to?

Draco: You don’t have a brother.