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How the FUCJ do I change my pronouns

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One legitimately weird thing about Tumblr is that we literally can’t code for shit, many people quit working at Tumblr due to a hostile work environment, and we can’t seem to program a simple blogging website to not flood your RAM.

Idea for book, innocent civilian with single mom gets amnesia turning into the villain, goes on a killing rampage and is about to kill their mother without knowing it’s her. Villain says something along the lines of, “I’m going to kill you and everyone you love” mom responds saying, “I wouldn’t want you to have to kill yourself *insert cute childhood nickname*” AND THE MEMORIES COME FLOODING BACK LIKE *waterfall noises* and then they hug (idk the rest)

Transformers Body Parts

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The names of the Transformer’s body parts as in their real names, not hands but servos. Now I really don’t know the names of these body parts so if you do can you write a post about it and I’ll update this to match it.

Head area  Brain: Processor / Brain Module  Head: Helm Face: Face plate - I never would have thunk it! Ears: Audio receptors / Receptor Orifice / Audials  Nose: Enstril / Olfactory Sensor Eye brow: Optical ridge  Eyes: Optics Mouth: Intake Teeth: Denta/Dentas  Tongue: Glossa Head armour Helm - Helmet in case you couldn’t figure that out.  Mouth place - look at G1 Optimus Prime for the best idea as to what it is. Visor - protects the optics from explosions and shrapnel. Chest area Chest: Chassis / Thoraxal Cavity Back: Hexa-Lateral Scapula  Spine: Bipedalism cord / Back Strut  Chest and back armour Chest plate Back plate Mid-section plating Spinal struts

Arm areas Arms: Arms / Restarlueus Forearms: Bitarlueus Hands: Servos Fingers: Digits Arm armour Gantlets Shoulder pads Arm guard Lower area Pelvis: Pelvis Butt: Aft / Skid-Plate Thighs: Tibulen Calves: Cadulen  Feet: Pedes - the high heel bit is called Struts or Heel Struts. Lower armour Shirt plates Aft plate Thigh guard Armoured feet - I really couldn’t think of anything. General stuff Muscles: Cables / Pistons - It depends on the area in question.  Veins: Fual lines Stomach: Tanks Lungs: Vents, cooling fans - used to stop the con/bot from over heating. Heart: Spark, also fuel pump Tattoos: D-con/A-bot Insignias, IDW-verse: Autobrand and Deceptibrand

Edit: added “fuel pump”, “autobrand”, “cooling fans”, “spinal struts” and “deceptibrand”, thank you monumentalmistakes-mun and anon c:

Writing Tips

Punctuating Dialogue

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➸ “This is a sentence.”

➸ “This is a sentence with a dialogue tag at the end,” she said.

➸ “This,” he said, “is a sentence split by a dialogue tag.”

➸ “This is a sentence,” she said. “This is a new sentence. New sentences are capitalized.”

➸ “This is a sentence followed by an action.” He stood. “They are separate sentences because he did not speak by standing.”

➸ She said, “Use a comma to introduce dialogue. The quote is capitalized when the dialogue tag is at the beginning.”

➸ “Use a comma when a dialogue tag follows a quote,” he said.

“Unless there is a question mark?” she asked.

“Or an exclamation point!” he answered. “The dialogue tag still remains uncapitalized because it’s not truly the end of the sentence.”

➸ “Periods and commas should be inside closing quotations.”

➸ “Hey!” she shouted, “Sometimes exclamation points are inside quotations.”

However, if it’s not dialogue exclamation points can also be “outside”!

➸ “Does this apply to question marks too?” he asked.

If it’s not dialogue, can question marks be “outside”? (Yes, they can.)

➸ “This applies to dashes too. Inside quotations dashes typically express—“

“Interruption” — but there are situations dashes may be outside.

➸ “You’ll notice that exclamation marks, question marks, and dashes do not have a comma after them. Ellipses don’t have a comma after them either…” she said.

➸ “My teacher said, ‘Use single quotation marks when quoting within dialogue.’”

➸ “Use paragraph breaks to indicate a new speaker,” he said.

“The readers will know it’s someone else speaking.”

➸ “If it’s the same speaker but different paragraph, keep the closing quotation off.

“This shows it’s the same character continuing to speak.”

"You can't choose your wishes," explains the genie, and snaps his fingers trice. "I have just given you what you desire, need, and deserve most. Enjoy!"

Huh..I wonder what that does..

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YEOWWWWWCHHHHHH!!!

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

Me too 😔

sometimes I get sad, and when this happens I don't like it

I need writing prompt for a short story because I am bored (also it’s 4:00 am and I can’t sleep) and no one is awake