2025 Is Such A Shit Show Dude Bring Me Back To When The Big Bang Happened

the burn out is real 😭

Today you just found out your roommate with strange hobbies, like knowing how to pick a lock, knows how every puzzle and cipher by heart, or how to commit tax fraud, and so many other things, wasn't a guy with ADHD, he was an ex-assassin and now you have a gun pointed at your face

Transformers Body Parts

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The names of the Transformer’s body parts as in their real names, not hands but servos. Now I really don’t know the names of these body parts so if you do can you write a post about it and I’ll update this to match it.

Head area  Brain: Processor / Brain Module  Head: Helm Face: Face plate - I never would have thunk it! Ears: Audio receptors / Receptor Orifice / Audials  Nose: Enstril / Olfactory Sensor Eye brow: Optical ridge  Eyes: Optics Mouth: Intake Teeth: Denta/Dentas  Tongue: Glossa Head armour Helm - Helmet in case you couldn’t figure that out.  Mouth place - look at G1 Optimus Prime for the best idea as to what it is. Visor - protects the optics from explosions and shrapnel. Chest area Chest: Chassis / Thoraxal Cavity Back: Hexa-Lateral Scapula  Spine: Bipedalism cord / Back Strut  Chest and back armour Chest plate Back plate Mid-section plating Spinal struts

Arm areas Arms: Arms / Restarlueus Forearms: Bitarlueus Hands: Servos Fingers: Digits Arm armour Gantlets Shoulder pads Arm guard Lower area Pelvis: Pelvis Butt: Aft / Skid-Plate Thighs: Tibulen Calves: Cadulen  Feet: Pedes - the high heel bit is called Struts or Heel Struts. Lower armour Shirt plates Aft plate Thigh guard Armoured feet - I really couldn’t think of anything. General stuff Muscles: Cables / Pistons - It depends on the area in question.  Veins: Fual lines Stomach: Tanks Lungs: Vents, cooling fans - used to stop the con/bot from over heating. Heart: Spark, also fuel pump Tattoos: D-con/A-bot Insignias, IDW-verse: Autobrand and Deceptibrand

Edit: added “fuel pump”, “autobrand”, “cooling fans”, “spinal struts” and “deceptibrand”, thank you monumentalmistakes-mun and anon c:

Screaming crying throwing up this is too amazing

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx

That’s the post

"You can't choose your wishes," explains the genie, and snaps his fingers trice. "I have just given you what you desire, need, and deserve most. Enjoy!"

I need writing prompt for a short story because I am bored (also it’s 4:00 am and I can’t sleep) and no one is awake

reblog if you support:

• pre- or non-hrt trans people

• genderfluid/non-binary people who want hrt

• genderfluid/non-binary people who don't want hrt

• pre- or non-op trans people

• tall transfems

• short transmascs

• fat/plus size trans people

• fem trans men

• masc trans women

• transmascs who don't/can't/won't bind

• transfems who don't/can't/won't tuck

• transfems with wide shoulders

• transmascs with wide hips

• genderfluid/non-binary people with facial hair or tits

• genderfluid people whose presentation is static but their gender is not

• non-binary people whose desired presentation is how society says their agab should present

• transmascs who bind but still have a visible chest

• non- conventionally-attractive trans people

• non-conforming trans people

• non-"passing" trans people

• non-stereotypical trans people

We don't all fit into cisnormative society's bullshit stereotypes!

I'm trying to prove a point to some transphobic relatives. Back me up tumblr.

"And so I was cursed with immortality. Cursed to walk the earth for eternity, never aging past twenty five and never dying." "How old are you, then?" "…Seventy. It was quite recent actually."