Maybe the last one is just you :/
And also add on: We can't use ice cream scoopers, Coffee cups & mugs have cute designs but no none can see it, bumping your hand to someone elses while eating, "OMG you're left handed?!", breaking your left arm and people saying "Well atleast it wasn't your good arm."
Being a lefty means dumb scissors, stupid binders, smudged writing hand, and someone saying ‘oh let me get that’ when you grab a knife for something.
Or was that last part just me?
the fact that he was an Italian called Luigi Mangione (Luigi who eats a lot) and he got caught because he went to eat at a McDonald's is some Ace Attorney shit
MARVEL GIRLS ASSEMBLE!!!
I have been having an argument with a friend and he says that Marvel is for guys, please help me prove to him that there are lots of women who like Marvel!
imo vanlock is an extremely underrated ship
does no one see the romcom potential of two bickering middle aged men who secretly pine and care for each other and are forced into a co-parenting scenario whilst bound by trauma?
dude i don't get it, imagine the possibilities 🤯
YOU ABSOLUTELY GET IT 😤😤😤😤 The bickering! The BANTER! The TRAUMA!! THE CO-PARENTING!!! HERLOCK AND IRIS CARING DEEPLY AND GENUINELY FOR BAROK BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES (alive) WHO DO!!! THE IDEA OF BAROK TRYING TO BE A FATHER FIGURE THAT KLINT COULD NEVER BE BUT FALLING IN LOVE WITH IRIS' CURRENT DADDY!!!!!!!! THE IDEA OF HERLOCK AND IRIS HELPING BAROK WORK THROUGH THEIR TRAUMA TOGETHER BUT BECOMING A BEAUTIFUL LOVING FAMILY AS A RESULT!!!!!!!!!!! THE IDEA OF BAROK EVEN TRYING TO BE A DAD BUT EMBARRASSING HIMSELF MISERABLY ONLY FOR HERLOCK TO BE LIKE yeah i get it you'll get to it IS JUST!!!!!!
You are RIGHT the possibilities are literally ENDLESS but that is why this ship has permanently rotted my brain and I wouldn't have it any other way
I-I... *sobs*
DUM-E and all Tony’s bots won’t know that Tony’s gone
YOOOOO THAT LOOKS SO COOL!!
Above image is a pride flag with every color band represented by a NASA image. White is Earth clouds, pink is aurora, blue is the Sun in a specific wavelength, brown is Jupiter clouds, black is the Hubble deep field, red is the top of sprites, orange is a Mars crater, yellow is the surface of Io, green is a lake with algae, blue is Neptune, and purple is the Crab Nebula in a specific wavelength.
The pain is real
Are you ever reading a completed fanfic, and then you notice how a chapter in particular ends on a gigantic fucking cliffhanger, like the mother of all cliffhangers, and you need to take a moment to remember all those people that read this when it was still a work in progress. RIP friends
The fact that it's a P.M. Seymour video too makes it so much funnier
maybe im a stupid asshole but one of my biggest tumblr pet peeves is when i see a popular post that DEFINITELY got posted to r/curatedtumblr or put in a funniest tumblr posts video or whatever and the post is the 3 or 4 original reblogs that make up the og post and then like 25 reblogs in a row of different people all saying some variation of "I CANT BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND IT" or mentioning hellsite-hall-of-fame or something
😂😂😂
*Peter on top of a rooftop screaming at Mysterio*: fake wizard!! That’s identity theft and illegal!!
Mysterio: what?
Peter: there’s only one wizard and his name is Doctor Dad
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings