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foreshadowing
Becoming pen pals with a random citizen in jail, just to give yourself something to pass the time. You don't know what they look like or what their crime was, just their name, but you don't mind. The conversation is the most important part anyways. The two of you talk for months, going back and forth, flirting a little but you don't take it seriously bc you don't think anything will come of it.
Then one day you get a knock at your door in the middle of the night. You open the door to find a huge, beefy man covered in tattoos and scars. He smirks down at you, coming in to your apartment, encroaching on your space.
"There's my little pen pal. You're cuter than I imagined. Been goin' crazy thinkin' bout you all this time. How bout I show you what I've been thinkin' about while I was locked up?"
Do these all make sense? Probably not but it's about the vibe
2106 shitposts as they live in my head rent free
why bluepoch why
the fact that he was an Italian called Luigi Mangione (Luigi who eats a lot) and he got caught because he went to eat at a McDonald's is some Ace Attorney shit
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What are 3 things you wish you had more time in your life for?
probably like
Ao3
Minecraft
Going outside
this is everything to me btw
Do you guys like my krueger headcanon
((Ur very funny))
Wait? The Russian one is scorching hot you say?
YEEEEEOOOOOOOUUUUUUCCCCCCHHH!!!!!!!!
@vasyandii
So apparently my friend managed to convince more than half of our class (teachers included) that they were from Singapore, and a few days ago they admitted that the only reason why they spread that rumor was so that people would speak English to them cause they couldn’t fully understand our native language??
IDK WHY BUT I FOUND THAT SO HILARIOUS CAUSE IMAGINE FOR YEARS YOUR KNOWN AS “THAT ONE KID FROM SINGAPORE” WHEN YOU KNOW THE REASONS BEHIND IT AND DON’T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE THE PLAN WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKING👏💀
Anyways I’m the only one who knows the truth and I was compelled to share it because it felt like such a tumblr worthy story that I would have saved if i saw it on my dashboard.
Hay I'm haveing a hard time with motivation to keep going. I would really appr-
School:
hesh come and end me already
what is my life😔💔kids ain't got none to eat 💔da house is gone💔💔...all because i am posting these shitposts
Posting memes from my current W.I.P out of context
Who would win:
Conjuguemos Frog Vs Duolingo Owl