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his legal name being 'and ken' is so genius he's literally just barbie's accessory this movie is for real men
its always some fucking day in some fucking month in some fucking year isnt it
I can't believe Joe literally wiped his memory and created a whole imaginary rivalry just to hide that he liked Rhys... internal homophobia is crazy
nothing funnier than joe spending the first 10 minutes of 4x06 trying to figure out how to get rhys alone so he can bring him back to his apartment and kill him only to walk into his apartment and find that rhys has already broken in
the man continues to be such a loser lmao
post-4x07 edit: LMAOOOO HE’S EVEN MORE OF A LOSER THAN WE REALIZED
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wow just realised while thinking ab theo being able to sense liam's ied being triggered by his heartbeat, breathing and chemosignals and knowing to anchor him with a touch or a quiet murmur and i realised he is literally liam's support dog. someone get him a vest pls-
I need to know what kind of blackmail Jeff Davis has on Ian Bohen to make him get down on all fours and SNIFF THE GROUND IN THE YEAR 2023
i know that misha loves castiel or whatever but he’s nowhere near the deranged level of adoration that jackles has for dean. like he would never throw a birthday party for castiel with cas’s favorite food and drink and wear a party hat while the cast of his show sings happy birthday to him and then he blows out the candles. all on the same night where the show he created that’s basically a fix-it fic by now resurrects his character. i cannot believe that out of the two of them misha’s the normal one about this
cam telling demi to fuck off when she tried kissing him after he Rightfully aired her out was the most cathartic thing i’ve seen in media in so long
Also guys… uh Eli isn’t “the middle letters of Stiles backwards” that’s so obscure, his grandfathers name is literally Elias. Elias, the one who went by “Stiles” first. Eli and Stiles both have the sherif’s father’s name
love that the coach is still an absolute mad man. only knows the names of like six of his students and they all graduated 15 years ago. doesn’t recognize derek hale unless he’s wearing all black and stalking said students by the bleachers. let’s 32 year old scott mccall play in the lacrosse game. may or may not remember that scott is a werewolf. just an absolute gem, rock on cupcake
Team Edward or Jacob?
Bitch, I'm on team, Hayden Romero deserves as much recognition for sacrificing herself to the wild hunt as Theo gets.
Look, i was never a sterek shipper but there were some real strong sterek vibes in the movie...
The jeep - like why is Derek so hung up on Stiles' jeep that it's literally the emotional center point of his relationship with his son in the film??
Also Eli looks and dresses so much like Stiles. He's a sterek lovechild
The first point at least had to be intentional right?
Derek having feelings about the Jeep™ specifically is just like when the car went to heaven but the gay angel didn't
foreshadowing
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Obsessed with how Allison and Scott jump right back into a relationship and COPARENTING A CHILD as if they haven't been apart since they were like 16 and as if Allison herself isn't mentally STILL 16.
Like Scott has had DOUBLE her total life experience. He's graduated from high school, left home, experienced adulthood, had at least two other relationships, and gone through unspeakable traumas including being relentlessly hunted (though I guess they resolved that offscreen?) since she died.
She didn't even get to her senior year! She's missed a LOT. She's just not experienced a LOT. She's basically who she was at 16 and he's THIRTY-TWO (or thereabouts) will all the change and life experience that implies. He's settled! He's ready to have kids!
Their relationship is gonna be so so so messy.
As someone who is a big Stiles fan, and appreciates a good Stiles-led fic.. the movie isn’t bad because Stiles isn’t in it.
The movie is bad because it should be a TV show season. It’s too complex for the timeframe. If it had been an extended film, like three hours, it could’ve been FINE.
The movie is bad because it has so much going on in the worst way, half of the characters get left behind and nobody is happy about it.
The movie is bad because Jeff Davis’ writing is questionable at best sometimes, and he’s determined to have a more confusing timeline than fucking homestuck.
The movie is bad because the lore of Teen Wolf is inconsistent and every time something is established, Jeff Davis has to piss on it.
The movie is bad because it has so many plot holes and loose ends that I don’t think will ever be tied up in a way that is satisfying.
The movie is bad because Jeff Davis seems to have forgotten all the character development we got in season six.
The movie is ‘bad’ because some fans cannot accept that it has been roughly fifteen years since the end of the show in world (not including the time skip) and they don’t like that their favourite couples didn’t work out, even though that is realistic. (Sure maybe one would’ve worked out, like stydia maybe, but certainly not all of them).
The movie is ‘bad’ because some fans will not be satisfied unless it’s the Stiles Show.
Just trying to picture Allison trying to mom Eli like, “I know how you feel, I was your age about six months ago.”
Teen wolf movie spoilers ahead!!
Did anyone else notice (and correct me if I’m wrong) that Eli never addresses Sheriff Stilinski? Like they have a decent amount of scenes together and Eli never said “Noah” or “Sheriff” or anything else that I noticed. Let me just say…. That boy definitely calls that man Grandpa and I will not accept criticism at this time.
Well it's no "unrequited love confession on the way to SuperHell" but I suppose we do have to give "bungled car metaphor delivered in proxy because one of the characters is gone and the other is dead" some credit.
not keeping up w the winchesters but I am enthralled by the idea that jensen ackles might very well be balls to the walls crazy enough to completely rewrite the supernatural series finale out of sheer pettiness and love for dean winchester
Broke: Acknowledging that a character who is an objectively terrible person is also a complex and intentionally well thought out individual with different levels of nuance you can empathize with in some ways while not in others is immediately “woobifying” or “poor little meow meowifying” them.
Woke: “This character is a bad person” and “this character is still a person” are two statements that can, should and do coexist and admitting that they exhibit nuance and depth and are more than just their bad actions doesn’t immediately excuse or condone their bad actions or mean that you’re ignoring or trying to soften the canonical version of the character.
Bespoke: That’s the whole point, that’s always been the point, to be made to empathize with horrible people so you can understand that they can be anyone, that bad people can be likeable, can be interesting, can be human, are human, and it’s scary to think about all the ways they’re just like you and all the ways they’re just like everything you hate, forcing the use of critical skills in media analysis, forcing a confrontation of the duality of man.
Whatever Level is Above Bespoke: But sometimes, yeah, sure, maybe they are a poor little meow meow, what are you gonna do, get a lawyer
i just need to know like. why and what is the reason and wherefore are we just deciding to kill off perfectly fine and capable and young middle aged characters with their entire fucking half a life ahead of them when they FINALLY step back from the life that should have killed them but didn’t like WHY CAN’T THEY JUST RETIRE AND TAKE THEIR KIDS FISHING AND HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES AND A WIFEHUSBAND TO KISS IN THE MORNING AND MAYBE SOME PIE FOR SUPPER ONCE IN AWHILE ITS NOT THAT DEEP
no because i just remembered a few extra things that make the teen wolf m*vie even more of a pathetic exercise in clownery:
allison staying Alive and getting back together w/ scott means that they’re doing a dan/serena in s3 of gossip girl (in that they are dating. while their parents are ALSO dating. ew. gross. what the fuckkkkk)
the age gap between malia and parrish is JUST as gross as when they tried to make lydia and parrish a thing in s5 and it’s disgusting and i hate parrish on the basis that he is an empty husk of a character who’s always Just There and Shirtless Whilst On Fire
speaking of, derek dies by setting himself on fire. FIRE. the same thing that killed HIS FUCKING FAMILY????? and he sets himself on fire in front of his own son which he would never do because he went through the same thing when he watched his family die???? 🥴 huh?????
isaac took the box that contained the nogitsune in it w/ him to like france or whatever. so how the fuck do liam and discount!kira have it with them in JAPAN?????
the logistics of derek having a 15 yr old child is so ridiculously dumb like they didn’t even TRY with that it makes no sense and the only person who could be the mother is fucking kate argent (derek’s literal rapist) and i hate that so much
stiles would never leave the jeep behind. the jeep is the only thing he has left of his mother. why would he leave it in beacon hills and then never return to beacon hills. lmao.
in the s3 finale, the pack defeats the nogitsune with a WOLF BITE. because he “can’t be a fox and a wolf” (direct quote!). so how the fuck does the nogitsune come back and turn into a *squints* FOX WOLF HYBRID is this even real-
lydia said that her grandmother had banshee premonitions of her own gf dying, and even though she tried to prevent it, her gf died anyway. so how can lydia be 100% sure that if she breaks up with stiles, he still won’t die????? lmao
how are derek and scott both true alphas if there’s only 1 in like a 1000 years or whatever the fuck i forgot but. it’s still stupid
there’s probably more but yeah this is what happens when you can’t just leave well enough alone. let things end. not every piece of media needs a reboot revival requel sequel spinoff whatever. just let things go instead of sacrificing your fans and creativity for a souless cash grab 🫥
just remember that whatever your fav does i’m sure lucas sinclair does it better and also you need to repeat this to yourself daily