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OKAY so here are some liam-related thoughts after finishing the teen wolf movie:
- he had like three lines. im not even exaggerating like it truly felt like it was only three lines.
- i wasn't mad at the fact that him and hikari were a thing? like obviously im a ride or die thiam enthusiast but like the only thing that actually bothered me was the lack of EXPLAINING on the script. how did liam get to japan? how did he befriend this girl who turns out to be a kitsune?
- we get NO scenes of liam when scott is being shot by three arrows. scott, HIS ALPHA, who his presumably dying. this pissed me off so much because we know liam is HIS beta, we would suppose they have a really strong connection (which they DO), but there's no shot showcasing that in one of the most important times of the movie. what the fuck.
- THE FUCKING SCENE WITH SCOTT, DEREK AND ELI. like i get it, you couldn't have more than one beta and eli is very important to the plot of the movie (kinda?) but you are actually leaving him out of this. out of the fight. when he's the only werewolf not doing shit.
- honestly they just should've stuck to the queer baiting with this one. like honestly.
The whole movie Sheriff was acting like such a step-grandpa to Eli. I knew ahead of time Derek died so I thought they were setting up Sheriff taking in Eli. But then they have Scott and Allison be the ones to take him in and it makes no sense! But that's Teen Wolf for you. We'll just fix it in fic.
Didn't Derek's whole fam die in a fire. To then. Kill him off in a fire.... Like if you had to let him go fine but did it really have to be like that???
Dylan and Arden sitting back drinking wine, unscathed from this dumpster fire like:
Sheriff Stilinski said Derek had complicated feelings about the Jeep. That he took it and kept working on it, put it back together piece by piece... why!? Jeff Davis you absolute shit. Give us Eli with no explanation, no mother, a weird fixation with the Jeep that his father ALSO had a weird fixation with (and complicate feelings about!?), a total Grandpa vibe from Noah... and he didn't want us saying he is Stiles's kid!? Really???
So we can all agree that Eli is the Sterek child, right?
He keeps stealing the jeep (for reasons???)
He dresses like Stiles, right down to the flannel over shirt
Prone to overly sarcastic quips (like Stiles)
Does not have a mother? (Really? The writers just left us the perfect opening and thought we wouldn’t take it or something)
Sheriff Stilinski is 100% giving tired grandpa vibes to Eli
Sorry but this is so fucking funny. This is supernatural levels of funny. You take one of the shows that showed every other 2010s media how queerbaiting is done and revive it six years later just to kill one half of the ship while the other character isn’t even there, but still can’t resist adding a not so subtle reference to how ACTUALLY the fans were right and the ship was true (possibly, hilariously one sided) all along. Incredible. Truly one of the masters of the game
SPOILERS AHEAD FOR THE TEEN WOLF MOVIE:
Ok so first of all, the Nogitsune's "divine move" didn't make any sense, wtf was that? They broke all the rules. You can't be a fox and a wolf
Then, there's the lousy excuse for Stiles and Lydia breaking up. The hell. I don't even ship them, but like NO. What, it was too hard to say that he was on an important FBI mission? Losers
Liam, Mason, Hikari, Jackson? What were yall doing here? What purpose did you serve my dudes? I freaking love Liam, and I was so excited for Hikari, and then they give us this. They barely even talked.
I was so confused during the entire movie, I didn't know whether or not Chris and Melissa were still a thing??
It wasn't explained properly enough that Malia was actually kind of Eli's aunt/cousin/sibling, like it took me a while to figure out he had grown up in her presence
Btw who tf is Eli's mom??? When they started mentioning Harris I was like oh we're probably gonna see Jennifer again right it's all linked, she came right before the Nogitsune it would make sense that she has something to do with his return and maybe she's also Eli's mom, like it was the most logical explanation if we think of the timeline but no, nope, Eli just doesn't have a mom!
Also what was Harris doing here? And the acting of the guy who plays him was weird (sorry to hate but not sorry it was really bad)
Allison coming back to stay just ruined her previous departure
They should have implied Thiam was a thing not give Liam a f*cking girlfriend
The way Allison came back was laughable
Why did they have to make Malia and Parrish a thing they interacted like twice
The random swearing every five minutes just because they could put it there smh
The way they explained Eli's reluctance to transforming being trauma and then Derek doing just the thing that traumatized Eli in order for him to transform and it working???
I'm so sad and disappointed we didn't see more Malia/Derek interactions it would have been f*king hilarious
Last but not least, Derek. Derek dying, after everything that he'd been through. After all the abuse and years of fighting. They pulled an Enzo St. John fr. Derek dying in the same way his entire family died. Burned alive. And the writers being like "Yeah but look it's okay he became a true alpha" IDGAF. HE PROBABLY DIDN'T GAF EITHER. MY DUDE WANTED TO LIVE. HE WANTED TO RAISE HIS KID. AND THEN HE DIES AND ALLISON AND SCOTT JUST KISS LOVINGLY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED, LIKE ELI ISN'T CRYING ON THE GROUNG TRAUMATIZED AFTER WATCHING HIS FATHER BURN TO DEATH?!?! Also Malia was the one who had the most appropriate reaction like thank you for being the only one to be shocked and crying, queen. Your cousin deserved better
i’m not gonna lie liam somehow acquiring the nogitsune jar thing that isaac literally took with him when he moved to france and deciding to keep it on a spice shelf in his ramen shop of all places is a hilarious way to open your movie
It’s a strange one but someone requested this on my Insta
Hannibal: "Will, I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled man. Geese are meant to be silly. Though "unsilly and silly" are entirely fictional concepts made by the brain of unfulfilled goose. A silly goose is just a goose."
Will: "I fucking hate you."
Will to Jack after almost running away with Hannibal again: "I'm just being a silly little goose. A funny little guy. I was just doing what silly little geese do. I was just being a little bit of a jester. Can you fault a silly little goose for doing what evolution has summoned inside him to do? I assure you, you certainly cannot. After all, good and bad are entirely fictional concepts made by the brains of unfulfilled man-"
3.14 - Long-Distance Call
I keep thinking of Maeve and how she's treated during the show when it comes to her sexuality. Like she's OBVIOUSLY bisexual, from her relationship with Homelander AND the fact she lets Butcher eat her out and then they fuck like. She's very much a bisexual woman
Yet every time I see things abt her in the show and sometimes in the fandom it's like "she's a lesbian!!!!" and it's like on one hand yes let's go lesbians but on the other hand I just wanna scream that she's bi and just w another woman Currently
I don't care if it made it boring, Maeve not dying was the best decision. Having a bisexual woman (who's a main character) survive and is now going to go live with her girlfriend happily is the best outcome. No bury your gays here.
i will never stop thinking about this poem my greek professor showed us
If any of y’all know my tectonic Boys lore, you’ll remember about 2 years ago I drew Homelander making and operating an Ashley muppet puppet cause he’s a loser weirdo and they never show his hobbies so they’re probably puppetry or something else random
Anyways, I don’t like the new deep muppet puppet for Gen V, they could do better - HE could make better >:(
