catthrowingupinyourshoe
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Update: His name is Taffy:)) and he has settled in well and he is fat and happy in his little plant, he likes to pretend to be a leaf as he naps🥺
Can't talk, Comfy in my leaf rn...
A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container
(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.
A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container
(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.
Recently had the flu real bad and I was checking my sleep report on my pokemon themed sleeping app and I was looking through what it recorded and after coughing my lungs out, I randomly went Meow at like one in the morning
I cracked up laughing but I was still sick so I had a violent choking coughing fit in like the ass crack of dawn
Drew a bit today, drew my favorite Star wars character, my pookie bear general grievous . I like him a normal amount.
I did him by memory first lmao why does he look like that- welcome to the underground looking ahh
(plus page doodles)
Rubbing my cats noggin, nuttin' in it tho-
Me and some of my moots tbh
ERASER@YepWn
Was playing candy crush and
What
I think about this often legitimately. W h y is he actually built like Uncle Samsonite, why is he built so accurately like that why
Okay I'm officially a fucking fossil now what the fuck is a "incredabox sprunky" and what does it mean when my 8 year old sister is stressed about it's lore-? What the fuck lore are you talking about help-???
ADD popped off and I painted an orca Garfield and some Dittios
doomed yaoi
Beyoncé I'm sorry for not saying thank you-
BEYONCÉ IM SORRY FOR NOT SAYING THANK YOU- BEYONCÉ PLEASE
Oh my God new sport idea, so how it works is there's a group of like lets say ten people, get them completely stoned and how the game works is they first have to put on a white shirt provided, and then eat half a watermelon melon worth of a watermelon, WITHOUT, getting a mess on the white shirt while stoned on top of having to put it on first. First one to do this wins the t shirt and a Toyota car of their choice, none of that fancy Ferrari shit though.
The pain you feel when an artist draws all your favorite characters in a yum-o-licious way, but they include their oc that so happens to be the most ugliest thing you've ever laid your damn eyes upon is just-
Who would you think would win five Disneyland employees or three Universal ones in a death throw down in like a field, one one hand Disneyland employees deal with a lot of hassle and crazy shit on top of their souls being owned by Disney, and on the other hand Universal employees are encouraged to keep the crazy but contained, they contain the crazy to a certain extent, shit is wild at night. So idk but I definitely feel that at least two Disneyland park employees would die first. Also a lot of Universal employees are on something, so there's that to consider.
Any room can be a panic room if you’d just give me a fucking second
The trouble with me is that I’m an outsider. And that’s a very hard thing to be in American life. - Jackie Kennedy
No because when ever I'm sad I think about how JFK never fucking saw the moon landing on live broadcast, he never fucking saw it happen and he never will because his head into hamburger helper, he only was around for like the test flights with like, the monkeys that kept dying and like, *maybe* the successful test flight with a human but who gives a shit about that when the Soviets all ready did it like... So everything was in a sad dead monkey tone at the time like that's so unfair
When you send a family member memes but you can't tell if they're just that old or they dgaf and are sending you shit memes on purpose
Me when your mom:
Herobrine ass
G1 Transformers becomes a lot more unsettling to watch when you take into consideration that all the animation errors are canon.
Having a dick must be so neat, like id put rhinestones on it and bedazzle it, a disco stick if you will.
Hello sorry for tagging. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging
Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.
Unfortunately I'm not in a position to contribute money whereas I'm a jobless minor but I will post! :) I hope you do well
My big fucking cat
Why does living have to be so hard why can't we all just chill tf out fr
Sad to announce that you cannot smoke cigarettes in fallout 4 :(