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Ride the swing in Orlando Florida
Percussion rock
Band celebration
Wine Cellar Medium Medium-sized, tasteful wine cellar image
Mulch - Front Yard Design ideas for a large farmhouse drought-tolerant and full sun front yard mulch flower bed.
I love this so much. This seems like something my old cousin would say.
Pensacola News Journal, Florida, March 8, 1934
Well it's now day 3 without power, I fear my descent into madness is approaching ever fast and if things keep up this pace I may commit a homicide
But ya know, we all good out here
My Cowboy.
He needed help. And how could I help a cowboy? What was the best way to help him? I have no fucking idea.
"All apologies man! What else could I say?"
Is it weird to say that when he said this, I had the best eargasm ever. It's not because it's spring and in this season women are particularly "in heat", but the thing is that he looked hot as hell when he said this to my dad.
Now, to help the man that accidentally spilled his coffee drink on my texan dad's shirt, I said that he was a dear friend of mine and that he didn't do that on purpose.
My dad looked at me as if I killed his dog Roofus. Acting as if I was innocent, I look back at him and say "What's up? You're surely not mad just because of a mere shirt getting dirty, are you? Come on now dad! Can you go inside and get me a cappuccino please?" by now I was only rambling. But nonetheless my dad nodded at the man and went inside.
"Thanks for getting me out of the dirt, doll. He was pissed as hell, thought he was gon beat the fuck outta me and I would never see the light again." he said while chuckling.
"Nah, don't sweat it. You know texan men have anger issues." I laugh.
"Name's Blaze by the way. Nice to meet you." he gave me his hand and I shook it while saying: "I'm Brooklyn. Nice to meet ya too! Are you new to town? Haven't seen ya round here before"
"Yeahhh. Got here a week ago. Moved from Dallas. Wanted to change scenery and got to Austin. People 've told me that they have pretty cowgirls 'roun here, you know."
Oh you sneaky little shit.
It's not slander if I've got proof 🤓
EXPOSING @nina-ya AS A PERSON WHO THINKS DORITOS ARE EXTREME 🤯 🤯 🤯 (REAL! NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
florida hatsun miku i do not mkae the rules
Just some pictures I took from my vacation.
Just some pictures I took from my vacation.
photography by afton
OKAY CALL ME CRAZY BUT I THINK RUS IS AFRAID OF FLORIDIANS.
In his Undernet info- he has pathological fear of the artist Pitbull, T Pain, and Flo Rida. All rap artists from Florida-
I think he is afraid especially of the Flordia Man in memes so that’s why and uh— I can’t blame him djejwwj IM LITERALLY FLORIDIAN
I get this can be a joke but it’s just so hilarious to me especially as a Florida gurl who simps for him hehe
I’m so sorry @bonelyheartsclub that I had came to this conclusion but I love it
Beach Style Living Room Mid-sized beach style formal and loft-style medium tone wood floor and brown floor living room photo with beige walls, a standard fireplace, a plaster fireplace and no tv
I decided that as a Florida resident myself, i’d tell you of it’s worth living here.
Pros and cons of Florida
Pros:
Florida men(free entertainment),
Publix,
the history, springs,
wildlife,
SOME beaches,
you get an orange tree in your backyard,
surfing and kayaking during hurricanes,
we have a Buc-ee’s now,
rocket launches,
FOOTBALL,
my grandma
Cons:
corny Floridians (the Maga ones)
humidity
the weather (3pm rainstorms everyday in the summer),
mosquitoes
interstate road 4
that damn mouse
Flat ass land
miami accents
people who piss off my grandma (the politicians)
Will update as I continue my life.
by ♫ joyousjoym~ Blessings♥ on Flickr.Kennedy Space Center - Merritt Island, Florida.
Not my meme but figured I'd share for those about to ride out the storm
Miami Front Yard Porch Inspiration for a large coastal front porch remodel
Transitional Laundry Room in Orlando Inspiration for a sizable, transitional, u-shaped utility room renovation using terra cotta tile, a farmhouse sink, flat-panel cabinets, white cabinets, granite countertops, and white walls.
An extensive modern white two-story stucco exterior home remodel's inspiration
Update: His name is Taffy:)) and he has settled in well and he is fat and happy in his little plant, he likes to pretend to be a leaf as he naps🥺
Can't talk, Comfy in my leaf rn...
A FROG BROKE INTO MY HOUSE
we had him in a Tupperware for the night and this morning I pimped him out in a giant storage container
(The enclosure is supposed to be pretty bare, apparently that's how they like it) I threw a starfish in there for ✨decor🙌✨ and I guess I'm going to have to hunt for bugs now. I'm open to names.
signs here in Florida, one I encountered the other day while fishing, never fails to make me smile
Prescription sunglasses, no school, a beach, and my birthday. What could go wrong?