The Trouble With Me Is That I’m An Outsider. And That’s A Very Hard Thing To Be In American Life.

FUCK YES GET IT LETS GOOOOO

TUMBLR PLEASE I WAS TRYING TO SHOW THIS

You ever just forget basic ass knowledge? Like I forgot what a fucking rhombus was and I had to fucking Google it, a fucking shape i

Two men kissing? Whats the secret?

Paolo Maggis, the secret.

Oh my God new sport idea, so how it works is there's a group of like lets say ten people, get them completely stoned and how the game works is they first have to put on a white shirt provided, and then eat half a watermelon melon worth of a watermelon, WITHOUT, getting a mess on the white shirt while stoned on top of having to put it on first. First one to do this wins the t shirt and a Toyota car of their choice, none of that fancy Ferrari shit though.

I knew it, I knew I recognized the apartment, I fucking knew it I was like wait this is funny some how they called me crazy

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment

Fuck

I wish crabs where land bugs instead of sea bugs ]:

I'm sorry but the cat in the hat ride at Universal was so fucking horrorfying every thing inside that tunnel looked like they've seen the face of God and it makes it 1000 times better it was such a fucking experience

My guy is MORTIFIED

We need this again

I'm sick of this new bullshit they're putting out we need og SpongeBob popsicles

Was playing candy crush and

What