I Wish Crabs Where Land Bugs Instead Of Sea Bugs ]:

MY LITTLE ANKEL BITER 💕🤌

??? he's right behind you

TURN AROUND

If only it where that easy

I have consumed 14 cans of coke and a small serving of undercooked pasta, shrimp, and one brick of cheese in the past 48 hours and I feel 30 times better than being at school

signs here in Florida, one I encountered the other day while fishing, never fails to make me smile

When someone asks me where the pink wall installation went

Me looking at the police officers service gun outside in Applebee's parking lot

Wally Darling

Recently had the flu real bad and I was checking my sleep report on my pokemon themed sleeping app and I was looking through what it recorded and after coughing my lungs out, I randomly went Meow at like one in the morning

I cracked up laughing but I was still sick so I had a violent choking coughing fit in like the ass crack of dawn

My baby boy Mozambique, he's not smart but he cute

Hay! if your elderly cat is cold this winter, try making them lil bed with a folded blanket with a pillow to snuggle against:)

I find that he likes to lay against the pillow for comfort ✨

All the bitches with prank-YouTuber humor hate me for my firm boundaries and refusal to laugh at jokes that aren’t funny