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1 year ago

A scenario where a robot is trying to blend in with human society but has no knowledge of the modern day lingo:

Robot: In order to keep my human body stable, I must remember to eat time specific meals. So relatable.

Human Friend: You’re so real for that.

Robot: *slightly panicking* Of course I’m real, did anything I say make you doubt so?

Human Friend: o.O ?


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2 years ago

I can't be making much art here rn because of exams so super sorry but I managed some cursed fanart after my revision so here ya go

I Can't Be Making Much Art Here Rn Because Of Exams So Super Sorry But I Managed Some Cursed Fanart After
I Can't Be Making Much Art Here Rn Because Of Exams So Super Sorry But I Managed Some Cursed Fanart After


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1 year ago

Does anyone else's friends have like a list of quotes for dumb things they've said?

Me and my friend's do. I'm currently on quote 150.


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3 years ago

mnim: What state are you in?

junebug: Denial.

alex: Perfection.

faitherlin: Constant anxiety

honey bee: Texas I-?


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6 months ago
I Enjoy Him In The Wacky Adventures ( ̄▽ ̄)

I enjoy him in the wacky adventures ( ̄▽ ̄)

He was an asshole


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8 months ago
I Feel Like I Wanna Show My Characters Now Cause Well I Been Wanted To Show My Characters Since I Join

I feel like I wanna show my characters now cause well I been wanted to show my characters since I join in this platform so here’s one of them


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9 months ago
I Just Made My Gorilla Tag Avatar

I just made my gorilla tag avatar


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9 months ago
Holly Molly! Is That Moist Critical?!

Holly Molly! Is that moist critical?!

Holly Molly! Is That Moist Critical?!

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4 years ago

Just so you know, I just started rewatching Star Wars Clone Wars the series, so for the time being, this blog is a Star Wars blog :)

That being said

Reasons why Obi Wan Kenobi is superior

He’s one of like 4 characters that has a British accent, and Bc British accents are the best accents, he is amazing

His one liners are awesome and rivaled only by those of Ashoka in their supremacy

His beard is amazing

Dudes his fighting stance (though completely impractical) has flair

He go whoooossshhhh whoooosssshhh with his light stick


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4 years ago

So do you ever zone out so hard you question everything but know you need to be paying attention so you’re like “hey bro, now is not the time to be questioning the sanctity of humanity” or like “dude, can we not focus on how we wouldn’t be here if not for some random walking fish?”


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4 years ago

Sometimes ur family is you, ur wife, ur kids, and ur family bear, and that old guy and his mule that come from the prospector town to bring goods to ur log cabin on his way through the mountains


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Here Uhhh... Have A Little.. A Little Guy, That I Drew A While Back, Sorry That I Haven't Posted Some

Here uhhh... have a little.. a little guy, that I drew a while back, sorry that I haven't posted some images in a bit.

Here Uhhh... Have A Little.. A Little Guy, That I Drew A While Back, Sorry That I Haven't Posted Some

I also forgot to introduce you to Willani! this vessel is based on a cool sea slug I found on google! the blue things are not their arms btw, it's just a part of the cloak.


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1 year ago
Feeling Cute Might Delete Later

Feeling cute might delete later


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7 months ago
I Did A Bunch Of Sam And Max Sketches. One Of Those Being An Idea I Had Rattling In My Brain For A While,

I did a bunch of Sam and Max sketches. One of those being an idea I had rattling in my brain for a while, that being the “Max Apocalypse” scenario. I guess I could have just did the alternate timeline from The Devil’s Playhouse considering the many Maxes, buuut, my brain thought that making them “zombies” that turn others they bite into strange rabbity things would be cooler.

I guess I’m also making fun of that this frickin Lagomorph is consuming my very mind XD I’m so fucked aren’t I? Might as well enjoy the ride while I’m on it!

It truly is a Max world


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I'm making this my new catchphrase now, watch out grandma

catthrowingupinyourshoe - I would assault someone for cheeto puffs

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fuck this

hey @the-familiars-union can i join you

You’re all probably wondering why I’ve gathered you all here…

It has come to my attention that I have too many apprentices (followers). The doors have been locked, all your magic has been sealed, and there is only one way out.

In order to leave, you must kill at least one other person here. You might be wondering “how? You just said we can’t use magic.” Well, fist fight. There’s also some weapons scattered around this enormous room.

Have fun!


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Artificer school would have loved you

Most people ask me: “How the fuck did you graduate from Wizard School?”

I didn’t. I got kicked out 2 weeks in for permanently petrifying a classroom with an arcane machine I made.


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