A Scenario Where A Robot Is Trying To Blend In With Human Society But Has No Knowledge Of The Modern

With all the power in the world, it only took a week before the minimal joys were sucked dry from the marrow of life.

Why worry about anything when they can be fixed within the snap of a finger? Financial burdens? Gone. Hunger? Gone. Eagerness to travel? Also gone.

There was simply no need to have any wishes or aspirations. They had been long dealt with within minutes.

Worst of all was the effect it placed upon your surrounding peers. You could see a sense of greed growing in their eyes as they asked you for more and more favors. It formed a rather nasty codependent relationship.

So with no more prospects or people, you also decided to live on the outskirts, trying hard to gain back any sense of purpose before the powers were gifted to you. The man disappeared before you even had the chance to tell that you understand it, and to please take back this curse. But it is now yours to bear. You may as well live with it.

You finally meet the man with all the power in the world, but to your surprise he is living the quiet life, not using his powers. You ask why and he just gives you, his powers. You understand why now.

Guys, guys, look, guys, I know that Dracula is terrible. But I unironically want to start greeting people with his "Welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring!". I want to find a sign that says this and hang it on my front door. I need to incorporate this in my every day speech. I'm 65% of the way to making it my lock screen on my phone. I am actively adding it to my blog as we speak. This is by far my favorite line of the whole book. I just.

Wrecked My Face

Pick, scratch

Another scab

Pop it, leech it

Oops, my bad.

#me and my cat

Bothering the beast

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

sheep game yayay

I’m dead serious on this. I’m so pissed off today cuz I’ve come to realize just people who I think I care about will do this shit to me. I’m not gonna ignore the logic it was just a few seconds. I’ll just feel sad. But because you made me feel that way then why did you think it was good idea to do said thing in the first place without some kind of plan? That’s the thing. You had no plan. You just didn’t care I was gonna get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

Real talk, but if you think people who get upset easily are too stupid to comprehend logical reasons behind actions then get tf out

My coping mechanism is making GO memes

Gifts

Does anyone realize that in Cult of the Lamb, the Small Gift and Big Gift have different things inside?

In the Small Gift, there’s a lamb plushie.

While in the Big Gift, I found…

A golden cross

A golden lamb statue

And a delicious cupcake

Does someone have a list of possible gifts? Now I’m curious…

I really wanna restore the days of writing my fanfics again. For now I will read