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This...

Just happened to me.

Like, four days ago.

And I had no idea that it was actually a thing instead of me just being too sensitive or something.

Knowing this is actually very reassuring.

I feel a lot less like a moron who’s too sensitive and a lot more like my reactions and feelings are actually reasonable and have a source.

Someone: *doesnt respond to something to the degree that I wanted them too/at all*

My ADHD hellbrain: So, how long do you think they’ve hated you and wished you would stop talking to them cause you’re an annoying piece of shit?

Me: Can we please not do this?

I needed this in my life.

Same

“I’m alive but only ironically.”

— Virgil Sanders, probably

Insults for your loved ones

You

Incompetent slice of bread

Absolute cactus

Bent paperclip

Empty soda bottle

Ungrateful paper towel

Muddy wooden shoe

Sour bicycle

Ignorant sponge

Deceitful little candy wrapper

Blank piece of paper

Crumbly slice of cake

Moldy doorknob

Dusty tube of lipstick

Icey sock

Useless paint can

Linty toothbrush

Hairy popsicle

Plastic cup

Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

I never really realized just how often he said that in the show.

Sorry if this is a dumb question but who is Rudy and why do they gotta draw something?

R u D y  Y o U  g O t T a  D r A w  S o M e T h I n G

You don’t.

You just suffer in silence and hope for the best.

(Legit tho, just go up to him and ask.)

(Don’t bear around the bush.)

(Gather up all of your courage, maybe get your friends to help hype you beforehand, and just directly tell him you’re interested and you want to date him.)

(If he says no, then you can at least stop worrying about asking now(tho it may be a bit painful for a time.))

(And if he says yes, then congrats!)

(You will have a boyfriend.)

(So good luck, my friend!)

(Be brave!)

(We believe in you!)

science side of tumblr how do you ask a boy out??

This post is magical and I love it.

Karma is real guys

The guy i might have a crush on loves the despacito meme

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

It will always be funny.

What do you mean this isn’t an episode of sanders sides? ;)

(Credit to Cainternn for the original comic))

It depends on the individual.

For some it’s making jokes, either with or without specific romantic or sexual connotations.

For others it’s an extra amount of attention paid to an individual by way of seeking them out for activities and companionship or trying to have conversation with them whenever they can.

Some people are outright and will drop very obvious hints, sometimes literally saying that they would love to date the other or be romantically or sexually involved with them.

Other people are unable or unwilling to show their flirtations and will do small things like being a little kinder in conversations or giving little gifts and a little bit of extra attention to them.

And for a few people, such as myself and my partner, flirting can be seen as simply being more comfortable with another person and projecting this comfort to this person as a way of saying that they make you happy and you want to be around them more.

So, yeah.

Flirting is a little difficult to get properly written, since there’s so much variety involved.

But, I recommend just considering the character you’re writing about and how their love itself kind of manifests itself.

Is it intense and unabashed and obvious?

Is it quiet and nervous and hidden?

Is it settled and comfortable and warm?

Consider this and match it to fitting actions.

It’s all about capturing the personality of the individual.

Sorry, I rambled.

Hope this helps or something.

I cant write flirting, how to people flirt, WHAT EVEN IS FLIRTING

Patton, grabbing Logan’s hand: Guys, we’re expecting a baby

Roman: Oh, congrats!

Logan: Ah yes here he comes

Virgil, walking in the room: Can you guys stop

Logan: *Watching the news* Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Virgil: *Covered in ink* Maybe the squid was being a dick.

Virgil: Yeaterday in class, Logan asked if I was okay.

Virgil: I panicked and responded with “ I’m gay. “ …I accidentally combined the words ‘ fine ‘ and ‘ great ‘

Virgil: Now everyone in my class thinks I’m gay

Sanders Sides Spooky Month!

@honeythanvinegar had the genius idea to have a spooky month! She asked me ( @notalwaysthevillian ) to assist, and here we are (she’s also an admin on this blog).

The basic idea of spooky month is to have a list of prompts to fill October! Anyone who participates can pick and choose which day to do their prompts-it’s not necessary to do them in order. Also, you don’t have to do every single prompt. If you only want to participate once, that’s totally fine!

List of Prompts

Costume party

Trick or Treat

Carving pumpkins

Sunsets in sweaters

Jumping in leaves

Decorating for fall

Fall baking

Fall festival

Candy shopping

Corn maze

Hay ride

Apple picking/caramel apples

Friday the 13th

Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Pranks

Couples costumes

Scary movie night

Monsters

Haunted house

Haunted Carnival

Ghost!Side [can be a human thing]

Out in a graveyard

Heard a scary noise

Walking home alone

Ghost stories

Ghost Hunting

Spooky Dreams

Playing scary games

Dragon Witch

The Crofters is g o n e

And for Halloween day: The Big Spook

For this one, you can write anything you want! You can make it truly scary, or you can just make it spooky. It’s all up to you! The only requirement is that it should be around 3k words.

We do ask that you wait to post your spooky stories until October! If you do participate, please tag this blog! Anything tagged will be reblogged here for everyone to enjoy :D

Awesome Sites and Links for Writers

Just about every writer out there has several go-to websites that they use when it comes to their writing. Be it for creativity, writer’s block, to put you in the mood or general writing help. These are mine and I listed them in hopes that you’ll find something that you’ll like or find something useful. I’ve also included some websites that sounded interesting, but I haven’t tried out yet.

Spelling & Grammar

Grammar Girl – Grammar Girl’s famous Quick and Dirty Tips (delivered via blog or podcast) will help you keep your creative writing error free.

The Owl – is Purdue University’s Online Writing Lab (OWL) it's a great resource for grammar guides, style tips and other information that can help with your writing, especially academics.

Tip of My Tongue — have you ever had trouble of thinking of a specific word that you can’t remember what it is? Well, this site will help you narrow down your thoughts and find that word you’ve been looking for. It can be extremely frustrating when you have to stop writing because you get a stuck on a word, so this should help cut that down. 

Free Rice – is a great way to test your vocabulary knowledge. What’s even better about this site is that with every correct answer, they donate 10 grains of rice to the United Nations World Food Program. So, please disable your adblock since they use the ads on the site to generate the money to buy the rice.

HyperGrammar – the University of Ottawa offers up a one-stop guide for proper spelling, structure, and punctuation on this site.

AutoCrit – the AutoCrit Editing Wizard can check writing for grammar errors, clichés and other no-no’s. It also provides a number of other writing resources as well.

Writer’s Digest – learn how to improve your writing, find an agent, and even get published with the help of the varied blogs on this site.

Syntaxis – it allows you to test your knowledge of grammar with a ten-question quiz. The questions change every time you take the quiz so users are sure to be challenged each time around. It definitely helps writers know if there’s something that they need to brush up on.

Word Frequency Counter – this counter allows you to count the frequency usage of each word in your text.

EditMinion – is a free robotic copy editor that helps you to refine your writing by finding common mistakes.

Proofreading for Common Errors – this is a simple tutorial on proofreading your writing by Indiana University.

BBC – has a section for helping you with your skills, especially in writing, from grammar to spelling, to reading, to listening and to speaking.

Tools

Copyscape – is a free service that you can use to learn if anyone has plagiarized your work. It’s pretty useful for those that want to check for fanfiction plagiarism.

Plagium – is another a copy detection system, that provides a very similar service to Copyscape and uses Yahoo! rather than Google to perform its searches. Just keep in mind that searches for simple text up to 25,000 characters remains free of charge, but any larger requires credits to be purchase.

Write or Die – is an application for Windows, Mac and Linux which aims to eliminate writer’s block by providing consequences for procrastination.

Written? Kitten! – is just like Write or Die, but it’s a kinder version. They use positive reinforcement, so every time you reach a goal they reward you with an adorable picture of a kitten.

Fast Fingers – offers you an easy way to improve your typing skills. It’s puts you through a quick typing game that tests your typing speed and improves it at the same time. It’s also a great way for writers to warm up.

Information & Data

RefDesk – it has an enormous collection of reference materials, searchable databases and other great resources that can’t be found anywhere else. It’s great to use when you need to find something and check your facts.

Bib Me – it makes it easy to create citations, build bibliographies and acknowledge other people’s work. This is definitely something that academics will love. It’s basically a bibliography generator that automatically fills in a works cited page in MLA, APA, Chicago or Turbian formats.

Internet Public Library – this online library is full of resources that are free for anyone to use, from newspaper and magazine articles to special collections.

The Library of Congress – if you’re looking for primary documents and information, the Library of Congress is a great place to start. It has millions of items in its archives, many of which are accessible right from the website.

Social Security Administration: Popular Baby Names – is the most accurate list of popular names from 1879 to the present. If your character is from America and you need a name for them, this gives you a accurate list of names, just pick the state or decade that your character is from.

WebMD – is a handy medical database loaded with information. It’s not a substitute for a doctor, but can give you a lot of good information on diseases, symptoms, treatments, etc.

MedlinePlus – is the National Institutes of Health’s Web site that contains information about diseases, conditions, and wellness issues in language you can understand. It also offers reliable, up-to-date health information, anytime, anywhere, for free.  You can use the site to learn about the latest treatments, look up information on a drug or supplement, find out the meanings of words, or view medical videos or illustrations. You can also get links to the latest medical research on your topic or find out about clinical trials on a disease or condition.

Mayo Clinic –  is a nonprofit medical practice and medical research group.

World Health Organization (WHO) – is a specialized agency of the United Nations that is concerned with international public health. Its current priorities include communicable diseases, in particular HIV/AIDS, Ebola, malaria and tuberculosis; the mitigation of the effects of non-communicable diseases; sexual and reproductive health, development, and ageing; nutrition, food security and healthy eating; occupational health; substance abuse; and driving the development of reporting, publications, and networking.

Google Scholar – is an online, freely accessible search engine that lets users look for both physical and digital copies of articles. It searches a wide variety of sources, including academic publishers, universities, and preprint depositories and so on. While Google Scholar does search for print and online scholarly information, it is important to understand that the resource is not a database.

The Old Farmer’s Almanac – this classic almanac offers yearly information on astronomical events, weather conditions and forecasts, recipes, and gardening tips.

State Health Facts – Kaiser Family Foundation provides this database, full of health facts on a state-by-state basis that address everything from medicare to women’s health.

U.S. Census Bureau – you can learn more about the trends and demographics of America with information drawn from the Census Bureau’s online site.

Wikipedia – this shouldn’t be used as your sole source, but it can be a great way to get basic information and find out where to look for additional references.

Finding Data on the Internet – a great website that list links that can tell you where you can find the inflation rate, crime statistics, and other data.

Word References

RhymeZone – whether you’re writing poetry, songs, or something else entirely, you can get help rhyming words with this site.

Acronym Finder – with more than 565,000 human-edited entries, Acronym Finder is the world’s largest and most comprehensive dictionary of acronyms, abbreviations, and initials.

Symbols.com – is a unique online encyclopedia that contains everything about symbols, signs, flags and glyphs arranged by categories such as culture, country, religion, and more. 

OneLook Reverse Dictionary – is a dictionary that lets you describe a concept and get back a list of words and phrases related to that concept. Your description can be a few words, a sentence, a question, or even just a single word. 

The Alternative Dictionaries – is a site that you can look up slang words in all types of languages, including Egyptian Arabic, Cherokee, Cantonese, Norwegian and many, many others.

Online Etymology Dictionary – it gives you the history and derivation of any word. Etymologies are not definitions; they’re explanations of what our words meant and how they sounded 600 or 2,000 years ago.

MediLexicon – is a comprehensive dictionary of medical, pharmaceutical, biomedical, and health care abbreviations and acronyms.

Merriam Webster Online – the online version of the classic dictionary also provides a thesaurus and a medical dictionary.

Multilingual Dictionary – it translate whatever you need from 30 different languages with this easy-to-use site.

Writing Software

Open Office – why pay for Microsoft products when you can create free documents with Open Office? This open source software provides similar tools to the Microsoft Office Suite, including spreadsheets, a word processor, the ability to create multimedia presentations, and more.

LibreOffice – is a free and open source office suite. It was forked from OpenOffice.org in 2010, which was an open-sourced version of the earlier StarOffice. The LibreOffice suite comprises programs to do word processing, spreadsheets, slideshows, diagrams and drawings, maintain databases, and compose math formula.

Scrivener – is not a free program, but it’s certainly a very popular one. It's great for organizing research, planning drafts, and writing novels, articles, short stories, and even screenplays.

OmmWriter – is for Mac OS X, a free simple text processor that gives you a distraction free environment. So you can focus only on your writing without being tempted or distracted by other programs on your computer. They are currently working on a Windows version of their software as well, so keep an eye out for that if you’re interested.

FocusWriter – is another free distraction-free writing application that keeps your writing space simple and clean without sacrificing functionality. It includes a daily goal tracker—work count and time spent writing—spell checking, real-time feedback on variables like word and page count, and tabbed document browsing. The great thing about this is that it's available for Windows, Mac and Linux.

Q10 – is a free portable distraction-free writing tool for Windows. The interface includes nothing but a tiny bar at the bottom that displays the character, word, and page count—you can toggle the bar off for a totally distraction free workspace. 

Evernote – is a free app for your smartphone and computer that stores everything you could possibly imagine losing track of, like a boarding pass, receipt, article you want to read, to do list, or even a simple typed note. The app works brilliantly, keeping everything in sync between your computer, smartphone, or tablet. It’s definitely a useful app for writers when you have ideas on the go.

Storybook – this open source software can make it easier to manage your plotlines, characters, data, and other critical information while penning a novel.

ScriptBuddy – is a full-fledged screenplay software program. It handles the proper screenplay format automatically, so you can concentrate on your story. It is easy to use and the basic version is free.

TheSage – is a free application, which is a comprehensive English dictionary and thesaurus that provides a number of useful and in some cases unusual search tools.

Sigil – is ideal for e-book authors because it's a free EPUB editor with a stack of essential features.

YWriter5 – is a free word processor and is designed for Windows XP, Vista and beyond. It's a small but very comprehensive tool which helps you to plan your novel. It breaks your novel into chapters and scenes, helping you keep track of your work while leaving your mind free to create. You can set up deadlines, for instance, and the program’s Work Schedule report will let you know how much you’ll have to do, each day, to finish on time. You can even enter your characters, locations and items and freely organize them into scenes. This definitely sounds like it’ll be useful for NaNoWriMo writers.

Kingsoft Office (WPS Office) – is an office suite for Microsoft Windows, Linux, iOS and Android OS. The basic version is free to use, but a fully featured professional-grade version is also available. This software allows users to view, create and share office documents that are fully compatible with dozens of document formats, including Microsoft PowerPoint, Word and Excel. In other words, the format is similar to a Microsoft Word document (.DOC or .DOCX file) and supports formatted text, images, and advanced page formatting. Kingsoft Writer documents can be converted to Microsoft Word *.doc files in the software.

Creativity, Fun & Miscellaneous

National Novel Writing Month – is one of the most well-known writing challenges in the writing community, National Novel Writing Month pushes you to write 50,000 words in 30 days (for the whole month of November).

WritingFix – a fun site that creates writing prompts on the spot. The site currently has several options—prompts for right-brained people, for left-brained people, for kids—and is working to add prompts on classic literature, music and more.

Creative Writing Prompts – the site is exactly what it says. They have 100+ and more, of prompts that you can choose from.

My Fonts – is the world’s largest collection of fonts. You can even upload an image containing a font that you like, and this tells you what it is.

Story Starters – this website offers over one trillion randomly generated story starters for creative writers.

The Gutenberg Project – this site is perfect for those who like to read and/or have an ereader. There’s over 33,000 ebooks you can download for free. 

The Imagination Prompt Generator – click through the prompts to generate different ideas in response to questions like “Is there a God?” and “If your tears could speak to you, what would they say?”

The Phrase Finder – this handy site helps you hunt down famous phrases, along with their origins. It also offers a phrase thesaurus that can help you create headlines, lyrics, and much more.

Storybird – this site allows you to write a picture book. They provided the gorgeous artwork and you create the story for it, or just read the stories that others have created.

Language Is a Virus – the automatic prompt generator on this site can provide writers with an endless number of creative writing prompts. Other resources include writing exercises and information on dozens of different authors.

Background Noise/Music

SimplyNoise – a free white noise sounds that you can use to drown out everything around you and help you focus on your writing.

Rainy Mood – from the same founders of Simply Noise, this website offers the pleasant sound of rain and thunderstorms. There's a slide volume control, which you can increase the intensity of the noise (gentle shower to heavy storm), thunder mode (often, few, rare), oscillation button, and a sleep timer. 

Coffitivity – a site that provides three background noises: Morning Murmur (a gentle hum), Lunchtime Lounge (bustling chatter), and University Undertones (campus cafe). A pause button is provided whenever you need a bladder break, and a sliding volume control to give you the freedom to find the perfect level for your needs and moods. It’s also available as an android app, iOS app, and for Mac desktop.

Rainy Cafe – it provides background chatter in coffee shops (similar to Coffitivity) AND the sound of rain (similar to Simply Rain). There’s also individual volume and on/off control for each sound category.

MyNoise: Online Fire Noise Generator – If you love the sound of fire crackling in a fireplace, this is the site for you.

8tracks – is an internet radio website and everyone can listen for free, well it use to be completely free. Unlike other music oriented social network such as Pandora or Spotify, 8tracks doesn’t have commercial interruption (that’s if you get 8tracks Plus). Users create free accounts and can either browse the site and listen to other user-created mixes for as long as they like, and/or they can create their own mixes. It’s a perfect place to listen to other writer’s playlist, share yours or find music for specific characters or moods. Note: Joining is still free, however you’re now limited to 1 hour of free listening for each week (or more depending on how much people like your mixes). If you want unlimited access it’s $30 per year or $5.00 a month.

Playmoss – with 8tracks no longer having free unlimited listening and no commercial interruptions many people looked for an alternative and Playmoss is what 8tracks use to be. It has all the same basic features that 8tracks has, only with extra goodies like unlimited skips, able to see the entire tracklist before playing, start at any point in the playlist, see how many playlists contain a certain song and even collaborate playlists with other people.

In third grade I had a teacher who really hated my parents. I don’t know why she felt this way but she did. So she used to take out her hatred of them on me during class.

Now, I was a very outgoing and happy kid back then. I liked performing on stage and talking to people and doing my best with everything, including school work. So I always tried to be really nice to my teachers, bringing them gifts on holidays, offering to help in the classroom, giving them hugs whenever I came to or left class. I saw them as people to respect and appreciate, because that’s what I felt they deserved. And that was fine in the past but it kind of just made things worse during that year.

I did everything I’d always done but it was never rewarded. Instead, I was constantly being yelled at and singled out. I was never allowed to talk for any reason, even if I just answered a question she would say that I was talking too much or too loud but she would also accuse me of ignoring the lesson and being bad whenever I just remained silent. Even outside of the classroom I wasn’t allowed to talk.

I vividly remember one day when we were all having a bathroom break, I went into the bathroom and realized that there were no more napkins. So I told one of the other girls, because I was too afraid to tell the teacher, but the teacher still heard me from outside of the bathroom and came in to shout at me for talking during the break. She didn’t care why I was talking, she just didn’t want me to talk.

She never treated the other kids like this. She only ever yelled at me for my “bad” behavior.

Eventually, I started trying to find ways to avoid her and school all together. The solution I used the most was to make myself physically sick or injured so that I could go to the nurses office. I used to hurt myself whenever no one was looking so that I could say I’d bruised myself or I’d make myself not eat anything or eat bad things so that I had a stomach ache. I eventually learned how to force my mind into believing that I was sick. I even figured out how to make my stomach churn so that I could throw up on purpose.

I was just so scared of staying in school with that teacher that I was willing to do anything to get out of there. Unfortunately, this meant I got in trouble for truancy. So me and my mom had to go and talk to the vice principal.

I don’t remember everything from that meeting, but I do remember her leaning over her desk, looking me straight in the eye, and saying “You don’t want your mommy to get arrested because of you, do you?”.

And it was honestly one of the most horrifying things I have ever experienced in my life.

I mean, I was a child. I was seven.

And this woman just straight up told me my mom was gonna get arrested because of me.

I was terrified.

My dad was living in Virginia at the time, since he was still in the navy back then, and my sisters were still teenagers so my mom was all I had. She supported us and took care of us and now she was gonna be arrested and it was all my fault.

I immediately started crying.

But my mom, who knew better and was already upset about me being in the meeting in the first place, left in an outrage. She spoke to some other school employees about what had happened and filed various complaints and things and then she took me back home.

I don’t remember most of that year past a few of the more distressing events and a lot of memories of sitting in the nurses office. But I know that, after that year, the vice principal was fired and the teacher became a teachers assistant and was no longer allowed to teach classes by herself anymore.

But, unfortunately, the damage had already been done to me. I was no longer an outgoing and happy kid. I was terrified of talking after that. This ended up extending to me being terrified of interacting with people at all and, eventually, a fear of leaving my house.

By the time I entered middle school, I had no friends and had no idea how to interact with people past ignoring them or just being polite to them. My fear of everything led to me being bullied which led to everyone being scared of me when I fought back. I ended up failing a lot of classes, despite knowing and understanding all of the material, because I was too scared to talk to the teachers and I was just so tired of school at that point, and always feeling instinctively unwell, that I usually just took naps or read books during class.

Despite that, I worked hard to improve on myself and fix what I knew to be wrong. I entered spelling bees, I auditioned for talent shows, I won science fairs, I got awards for reading the most books, I got into marching band, I made some friends, and I got into anime. I did a lot in middle school in the hopes of making myself better as a person.

But when i got into high school, the transition kind of made me regress.

I lost all of my friends again, since I wasn’t interested in sex and dating while all of my other friends were, and I was placed into all advanced courses alongside my extra curricular activities. The stress quickly got to me and I ended up slacking on my classes and eventually dropping my extra curricular. All of the drama from the few friends I still had made me lose them as well. And everyone was still scared of me from middle school.

But, thankfully, I had a single saving grace.

Or really, two saving graces.

I joined choir that year and it was one of the best things that could have possibly happened to me. The choir instructor was an amazing woman who told me early on that I had a good voice that would only get better if I was brave enough to use it properly. She taught me all about singing, everything from reading music to properly projecting my voice. She gave me special attention and told me she was proud when I got into the talent show that year. And when I performed in the talent show(after spending almost ten full years auditioning for shows and never getting in)I made almost everyone in the audience cry.

It all did wonders for my self-esteem. I felt more like myself that year than I had in so very long.

Alongside my choir instructor was my creative writing teacher.

He was actually known throughout the school as the craziest and most troublesome teacher. He didn’t pull his punches and was brutally honest with all of his students. He was ex-military and it was pretty easy to tell, not from his appearance and maybe not even from his attitude to most, but to me it was obvious because he acted just like my dad. He was crazy and kind of rude but he was always looking out for his students and trying to help us learn in whatever way we could. I only had him for creative writing that year but it had a huge impact on me. He didn’t know why I acted the way I did but he always tried to find ways to make me talk. He’d ask me questions, he’d randomly move things away from my desk, he’d ask to talk about my writing, or he’d seat me next to people he thought I would talk to.

But he never really pushed me.

We were all supposed to read our work out loud, that was part of the class. But he always asked me if I was willing to do it. He never said that I had to and always gave me a choice. I think I only ever did it once or twice but he always made sure I knew how happy he was for me to talk. He encouraged my writing as well, always telling me how I could improve and what I was already doing well. And always trying to remind me that I was the only one who could limit myself.

That first year of high school had a huge impact on my life.

My second year was less useful.

I ended up having a scheduling conflict that kept me from entering choir and I didn’t have any classes with my old creative writing teacher.

But I ran into him sometimes.

And he always recognized me and usually said hi and checked in on how I was doing and ruffled my hair and called me random nicknames.

And the next year I got back into choir.

We had a new instructor but she was also pretty nice. She liked my voice as well and tried to encourage me to the best of her ability.

And my creative writing teacher found me again and invited me to join a new after school club he was going to be in charge of.

So I entered the creative writing club and got back into choir.

I’d also managed to gain a pretty solid friend group by then.

I was a lot more talkative than before and way more honest with myself and other people. I still had a bad habit of hurting myself, which escalated a little that year, and sleeping through classes. But I was slowly getting better than before.

I ended up becoming a regular in detention that year because of being late to most of my classes.

It was a very conflicting year.

But my senior year brought it all to an end.

I ended up becoming the go-to soloist in my choir. I was in every choir class I was allowed to be in and I had an English class with my old creative writing teacher teaching it.

I was still in the creative writing club and I’d started going out of my comfort zone by hosting panels at conventions.

That year was probably one of the best years of school I’ve ever experienced.

I even got to see my old choir instructor again.

She even invited me to join the choir at the university she was now teaching at. I’m still planning on taking her up on that offer in a year or two, even though it’s been years and she probably doesn’t even remember me.

After that I graduated and went to college for a year before dropping out.

And I’ve been working hard since then to focus on myself. To repair the damage done by that teacher so long ago and make myself a better person.

I’m a small time voice actor now and also a small time writer.

I work hard to improve myself and work towards living my dreams with the help of my family.

I’ve accepted all aspects of myself, my depression, my anxiety, my sexuality, and my gender identity.

It took me years to get over what that woman did to me.

So I want to just say this, after this long ass rant that I’m sure nobody bothered to read, emotional abuse is not a joke.

It is not something to take lightly.

Just because you weren’t phyisically hurt by someone doesn’t mean you weren’t hurt at all.

It doesn’t make it any more or less traumatic.

And teachers are not supposed to use methods like that to teach kids.

That is wrong and fucked up and not at all what helps kids learn and develop into functioning members of society.

This doesn’t mean all teachers are bad and like that.

Some of them are amazing and can help kids grow into amazing individuals.

But those teachers that hate their job and treat kids like that are monsters.

If you are tasked with the job of helping kids grow up and learn and develop then you should work hard to do your job right instead of just taking out your own issues on kids that don’t deserve that kind of treatment.

Fuck my third grade teacher and fuck all those other teachers for being terrible human beings.

I hope all those kids look back on their emotional abuse one day and think about how much better they are now that they’re away from those terrible people.

Someone Should Talk To This Principal

My answers in order:

Martyn & Friends - Episode 1 “Can Cows Swim?”

About five or six years ago and I was around 14

I watched it on my computer in my bedroom

Martyn

I thought they were hilarious and nerdy and I loved them pretty much instantly

I actually found out about Martyn from a pewdiepie video, “Damned w/ InTheLittleWood (2 WIMPS, ONE GAME) Part 1”, and eventually found out about the rest of the yogscast from him

My favorite was Martyn by default since I found him first. My current favorite is Lewis tho.

You probably already know because of my last answer but my answer is that I’m a Yognaut.

Not really. I can’t think of anyone, at least.

Of course. They’re awesome people and they’ve grown so much over the years as performers and people. If there’s anyone I’d take inspiration from it would be them.

Honestly, Lewis’ grey streak is great. I think it suits him well. But, seriously, I think they’ve only gotten better over time. They’ve always been great, in my opinion, but they’re even better now. Everything seems a lot more natural to them now and I love it.

I watch more for their personalities than the games.(Cus they’re not always great at playing them...)I personally love watching the Minecraft series’. Though I’m usually quite partial to any sort of survival/sandbox games like The Raft, The Forest, or Colony Survival.

I think I joined tumblr about a year or two after I started watching the Yogscast but I didn’t really talk about anything on my account until recently.

This is a tough question. I love most of their songs but I think my top three are probably MoonQuest(Cus it’s a classic and catchy bop.), Honeydewyeahyeah(Cus it’s hilarious and I love singing it.), and Diggy Diggy Hole(Cus it’s Epic AF.).

I have. It’s been a while tho.

I have! And I enjoyed both very much!

Not really. I jumped once or twice, I think. But I watch a lot of horror stuff so it doesn’t usually bother me.

I always watch the Christmas livestreams. I try to do it live when I can but I usually just end up watching it later.(Jingle Cats and Open TTD with Lewis, Duncan, and Sjin are my favorite streams out of the bunch.)

I haven’t in a while but I actually used to have all of the episodes on my ipod and I’d listen to it while I was at school. I honestly really enjoyed the podcast and I think I should get back to it at some point. I’d probably like it more now than I did back then.

I have not. I don’t really like fish so I probably won’t bother unless I decide to be nice for once and make it for my family or something.

I have. Sometimes I’ll leave a livestream recording playing while I take a nap. I usually end up having to rewatch the entire thing later.

At my desk. Sometimes, if it’s a stream or a game where they all end up just talking about random stuff for a while(Like Colony Survival), I’ll play something like Minecraft in the background to keep myself busy while the video plays.

SOI was actually the second thing I watched from the main channel. I think I watched the survival games first after seeing Martyn in them. I really enjoyed the series and I’d be happy to see it revived. But I’m also pretty content with it being over. I’m happy with either, really.

Of course I’ve watched trucking tuesday. I was delighted to see them bring it back for the anniversary.

I think I may have been watching the tekkit series as it was coming out. I loved it, as I always loved the main channel’s minecraft series’. My fave faction(Tho I’ll admit I didn’t really pay much attention to that.)was the Jaffa Factory crew.

I also watched Voltz and when the Bomb happened I was hysterical with laughter. It was hilarious and I loved it. Def one of the best moments in Yogs history, hands down.

This is a surprisingly difficult question to answer. So I’m just gonna list a few. Captive Minecraft(from the main channel)(Cus it’s hilarious and I can never not say YELLOW STAINED CLAY without shouting in a deep voice now.), Jaffa Factory(It’s hilarious and I loved watching them through out it.), Hole Diggers(There were some cool and crazy moments I loved.), Druidz(Sjin and Lewis are fun to watch and I liked seeing them mess around with the mods in this one), Yoglabs(Classic and both hilarious and interesting. Lots of fandom fodder.), SOI(It’s the greatest classic.), Hat Films FTB(First I watched of them and it was tons of fun.), Dirt Quest(Hilarious. Nuff said.), Sjin’s Farm(every iteration including Rule the World and Feed the World)(I enjoy watching Sjin putter about in the game and I love watching him build things in minecraft. I’m just particularly fond of his series builds more than his actual building videos.), Duncan’s Skyblocks(It was funny and pretty chill.) and Hardcore Skyblock(Hilarious and fun to watch while also playing agrarian skies.), Duncan’s Hexxit(Loved it. Peaceful and fun. Had a great time.), pretty much all of the adventure and puzzle maps from the main channel(Cus Simon and Lewis are great and some of those maps are ridiculous.), Martyn’s Christmas ADVENTure’s(Fun and cute and sometimes wholesome. Toby is a cinnabun and Martyn is even more ridiculous in the company of others.), and Kingdom of the Saplings(which was my first favorite)(It was cool and fun and especially great when I was just getting into both Minecraft, Youtube, and the Yogscast.).(This is making me want to marathon through all my old favorites now.)

I have many favorite moments. When the tires fell from the sky on trucking tuesday, the first instance of the new Harpoooooooon Randomat in TTT, and the GTA V Glassinator bit where Sjin drives up in a dump truck. I really liked Tom’s Sylvio 2 series and Colony Survival is pretty great.

Lewis and Simon. Hands down.

Honeydew inc. all the way.

Flux buddies.

I love them. In every form, iteration, and reference. The BEES are my favorite. Just in general.

Generally any of the pigs Simon adopted during any series.

Professor Griswald

The Oil scene from Moonquest or Simon trying to create Santa in the Jaffa Factory.

In Yoglabs when Simon takes the place of the original clone in the cloning machine and Lewis leaves him.

I legitimately cannot think of one. I guess some of the singleplayer playthroughs on some peoples channels? I don’t really watch those ones as much.

I would love to have more merch but I do at least have a Project Ozone Poster.

Well, of course. They’re the ones who really made me want to play minecraft. And, despite it being such a small series on the main channel, Fallout 4 as well.

Most things that Lewis says and the BEES meme. Also, YELLOW STAINED CLAY.

Lewis’ halloween bee costume and pretty much all of the costumes from the Yogsquest series’.

I do watch them regularly today. I have been since I started watching in the beginning. Right now I’m really enjoying Duncan’s The Raft series, I’m excited for the next episode. Also Sjin’s All The Mods series seems fun so far, and the main channel’s TTT series is always one of my favorites.

Well, that was long and took a while to do.

But I really enjoyed it.

I’m glad you made this.

Thank you for putting this out for people to see and do.

It was a nice reminder of all the time I’ve spent watching the Yogscast and just how much I really enjoy them.

And I was serious about marathoning through some of my old favorites again.

That is a thing that is going to happen now and I am actually kind of excited about it.

So, thanks again!

This was fun!

yogscast 10th anniversary ask meme

🏠: what was the first yogscast video you watched?

👶: what year did you watch your first yogscast video, and how old were you then?

🖥: what was the device that you watched your first yogscast video on, and do you remember where you were?(e.g.: tablet, laptop, school, home)

👥: who was/were the first yogscast member(s) you watched?

💭: what was your first impression of the yogscast?

👂: how did you find out about the yogscast? did you find them randomly?

😘: who was your favorite yogscast member when you started watching? who is your favorite yogscast member now?

😏: are you a yognaught or a yognaut? (“yognaught” = a fan who prefers simon, “yognaut” = a fan who prefers lewis)

😡: is there a yogscast member you “hate to love,” and/or one that you “love to hate”?

😯: are you inspired by the yogscast?

👴: do you think that the yogscast has aged well? (i meant this about the humor in the videos, but you could comment on lewis’s grey streak as well)

🕹: do you watch for the games or for the yogscast members’ personalities? which are your favorite games that the yogscast have played?

🔵: when did you join tumblr? were you involved in the yogscast fandom right away or later?

🎶: what is your favorite song by the yogscast?

🔺: have you listened to area 11?

🎃: have you watched creepy o’ clock or fright night?

👻: has there ever been a scary moment in a game or playthrough that genuinely scared you?

🎄: do you watch the christmas livestream specials? do you try to watch live or watch it later on yogslive?

🎙: have you listened to the YoGPoD? did you like it?

👩‍🍳: (if answered yes to the previous question): as per hannah’s instructions, have you tried to make thai fish in a bag?

💤: have you ever fallen asleep while watching a yogscast video?

🛌: what is your favorite thing to do or place to be while watching (a) yogscast video(s)?

💀: have you watched shadow of israphel? did you like it? do you want shadow of israphel to come back?

🚚: have you watched trucking tuesday?

🏭: have you watched tekkit? what did you think of it? who was your favorite faction?

💥: have you watched voltz? what was your initial reaction to the bomb?

💗: what is your favorite minecraft series or playthrough and why?

❇️: favorite non-minecraft series/moment?

👯‍♀️: who is your favorite “classic” duo or squad in the yogscast? (e.g.: the flux buddies, sipsco)

👺: honeydew inc or sipsco?

👾: flux buddies or flux baddies?

🐝: what do you think of the BEES?

🐔: favorite pet/animal from any minecraft series?

🤖: favorite NPC from any minecraft series?

🤣: funniest moment in any series?

😭: saddest moment in any series?

❌: what is your least favorite series and why?

™️: do you own any yogscast merchandise? (if so, which pieces? if not, would you ever want to buy merchandise and why/why not, what pieces would you want, etc.)

😋: did the yogscast get you into any other interests or fandoms? (e.g. hannah’s playthrough of far cry 4 made you go and play the game yourself)

🧠: favorite yogscast saying or meme, could be a citation needed brindley quote or a famous sipsism

👗: favorite costume that a yogscast member has dressed up in

❗️: do you still watch the yogscast regularly today? if so, what is your favorite series right now?

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Sorry to anyone who was already tagged or doesn’t wanna be tagged!

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I have an alternative.

Instead of just telling Natsume to pretend he’s being chased, Sensei actually chased him. Or sends the dogs circle after him.

imagine there being a culture festival at natsume’s school and he gets signed up to do the baton race by nishimura because he has seen natsume run, he knows that boy will help the class win. natsume is kinda mad but then he starts worrying about not being able to pull through for his friends. he worries for weeks, and the day before the culture festival, nyanko is finally like “just pretend you’re being chased by an ayakashi and you’ll be fine.”

as it turns out, that works. way better than nyanko expected. not only does natsume help his team win, he beats the track team star’s record. the track team does not stop bothering him. for weeks.

most action-y animes with a leading male protagonist: kid you need to calm down and learn to be a nicer person. stop fighting ffs

natsume yuujinchou: *gently rocking natsume back and forth* my son... you know... some people... deserve a punch in the face... it's ok to be selfish... i promise we'll still love you...

What are y’all talking about?

Can’t you see that this is literally EVERYBODY?

I would die for Natsume Takashi

It’s terrifying how accurate this is.

I don’t think you realize how much I needed this in my life.

At this point I imagine natsume in general has become a bit of a meme in the town he lives in. An unexpected storm rolls through town and someone in the class will jokingly groan “oh natsume what’d you do”. There’s a school wide private chat that just details what they saw natsume screaming at this time. This week is a good week for screaming at trees. Whenever a new student comes into the school they get the Natsume Speech™ which is essentially “look he’s the sweetest person you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting just don’t mind it if he sometimes stares off into the void for a few minutes only to run off screaming and just smile and nod when he comes back the next day with the most tepid sounding lie ever. also if you pick on him, you’re dead. we’ll kill you.” Then ofc there’s that fucking cat.

Literally every episode, I cry because of how beautiful it is.

Friend: So, is Natsume Yuujinchou any good?

Me:

I am excite.

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

Bruh, same.

Have you ever realized the story you’re writing is destined to be absolute trash and then kept writing anyways? Yeah that’s what I’m doing. This au will not be my best work but I do not give a darn. I’m going to ruin my fanfic writing career with a smile on my stupid looking face.

I’m here to assist with your need

@darknightvirgil

Here is a list of random headcanons I have involving the sides.

(All of them involve Virgil specifically because he’s the softest bean and I will admit that I kind of love him the most.)

Whenever Thomas has a nightmare, Virgil sneaks into his room to comfort him. Virgil tried to keep that a secret from Thomas but Thomas figured it out as soon as he properly met him and when he finally told Virgil that he’d known, Virgil actually shoved him(gently and in the direction of the couch) and screamed “YOU SAW NOTHING!” before sinking away and refusing to meet Thomas face to face for a week out of embarrassment. 

Sometimes a spider will appear in the house and Thomas(and sometimes Patton) will SCREAM and start shouting for Virgil who will instantly appear and sometimes straight up murder the spider(seriously messing up whatever was around it in the process) or take a moment to toss the spider outside of the house before taking whoever screamed away from where the spider had been and cuddling with them until they feel better.

Deceit likes to cuddle. He’s always cold so he tries to cuddle with one of the others whenever he can to keep himself warm. His favorite person to cuddle with is Virgil because the anxious side is always willing to cuddle and carry him, regardless of what he’s doing at the time, and doesn’t mind when Deceit’s cuddles include flopping on top of him, wrapping around his throat in his snake form, actually crawling into his clothes in both forms, and spontaneously jumping on him while he’s walking around.

Patton trips on air sometimes and almost everyone knows that he does it completely on purpose. The only one who doesn’t know is Virgil, which is good since Patton only trips so that Virgil can catch him.

Everyone likes being carried by Virgil and Virgil is confused by the sentiment but doesn’t really have a problem with it. It all started with Patton who found out he enjoyed being carried by the stronger side early on in their friendship when Virgil had caught him the first few times he’d tripped near him. Deceit found out next when he was feeling particularly cuddly one day and pounced on Virgil for the first time. He’d been both surprised and pleased when Virgil had simply adjusted to carry him while he continued on with his day, not even bothering to question the reptilian side clinging to him. Thomas found out when he’d been particularly sleepy one day while returning home and had almost fallen flat on his face upon entering his front door. Virgil had swiftly caught him before he could and had easily carried him upstairs while quietly grumbling complaints about his lack of sleep, Thomas finding himself to be ridiculously comfortable in the arms of his Anxious protector to the point of falling asleep on the way up the stairs. Logan found out when he’d been overworking himself at his desk and Virgil had popped in, seen how tired and stressed he was, and had scooped him up without hesitation. Logan had complained at first but Virgil had given far too many solid arguments as he carried him to his bed and Logan was far too comfortable by the time they reached it to complain further. Roman found out when he’d dragged the others into a ‘Family Adventure’ and had ended up being flung into the air, only for Virgil to catch him on the way down. It had been quite a surprise but Roman had felt a little like a princess in the arms of a valiant knight and had discovered that he rather enjoyed playing that role when the knight was a slightly embarrassed and concerned Anxiety.

Virgil hangs out on the fridge sometimes and, surprisingly, Patton hates it. He doesn’t mind Virgil being up there in general but the same thing always happens whenever he walks by. Nobody ever really notices that Virgil is up there unless they actively look for him or he makes sure they notice him so whenever Patton goes into the kitchen without noticing him there Virgil just quickly grabs him by the shoulders and pulls him up with him. It always makes Patton scream and Virgil always ends up cackling and saying something ridiculous like “I have obtained my hostage!” or “The fridge goblin strikes again!” and yeah it’s funny but also terrifying and Patton was doing something when Virgil had picked him up and he wasn’t able to do that thing anymore because Virgil only ended up on the fridge when he was feeling particularly sleep deprived and loopy and that meant that the anxious side would not only drag him onto the fridge but would also usually end up sinking them away to a random location to cuddle and nap or to play some kind of slightly deranged game of tag or hide and seek that Patton couldn’t get out of without help from one of the others.

Sometimes, when Patton is in a particularly weird mood, he’ll climb onto the fridge and wait for Virgil to come by. Virgil always notices him as soon as he enters the room but doesn’t bother reacting until Patton pounces on him. Patton always says it’s revenge for all the times Virgil does something similar but the others aren’t entirely sure if he really means it or not because Virgil always seems pretty content with just catching Patton and carrying him around for the rest of the day afterwards.

Deceit will occasionally disappear and nobody but Virgil knows where he goes. Eventually tho, they all find out when they find him in the same place over and over again. It turns out that Deceit likes to take naps in Virgil’s hoodie pockets. Virgil doesn’t mind and Deceit finds it to be one of the most comfortable places for him to take naps.

Patton and Virgil started a boop war a year into their friendship and it’s been going strong ever since. Occasionally, it’ll get pretty intense and the two will end up booping each other repeatedly just rolling around while trying to boop the other until they both finally just collapse from exhaustion.

Out of curiosity, Logan once had Roman scream for Virgil while they were on a mini-adventure and the anxious side had popped in immediately and instantly went after the enemies nearby. When he’d finished he’d turned to the others and had frantically started patting them both down to make sure that they were alright and the other two had been unable to say anything while he did because they had just watched him gruesomely tear apart all of the enemies with his bare hands and it had been absolutely terrifying and also incredibly cool all at the same time.

It turns out that Virgil is weirdly good at cooking. This confuses everyone until he admits that he learned so that he could make sure there was someone around to feed them all if something happened to Patton or Thomas and they were unable to cook for a time. Logan and Roman both defended that they could also cook but were swiftly reminded that they usually messed up when they did it together and would almost always set something on fire when left to do so alone. And Deceit just admitted that he was really bad at it and agreed that Virgil’s back up plan was probably for the best.

If you start certain songs, Virgil is obligated to finish them. The best example is Welcome to the Black Parade but it is not the only one he does this with. Sometimes, Roman will mess with him by playing just the G-note and Virgil will SCREAM from wherever he is and stop whatever he is doing to run over and either make Roman finish playing the intro or will finish it himself before belting out the rest of the song. Once, he was having a perfectly normal conversation with Patton and Logan when Patton said “When I was a young boy” completely without meaning to start anything and Virgil just started screaming out the rest of lyrics seemingly without even meaning to either. Every once in a while, Deceit will just shout in the middle of the living room “TO CARRY ON” and Virgil will respond from wherever he is by continuing the song from there while making his way over to him. There are certain songs that Virgil hates but will still continue to sing without even meaning to. Once, and this is something that Roman will never let him live down, everyone was preparing to watch a movie after a particularly long day and Logan said “But first” and Virgil instantly replied by saying “Let me take a selfie” in a terrifically terrible valley girl voice without even seeming to realize what he’d done until it was too late.

Patton knows how to play the kazoo shockingly well and sometimes he’ll try to sneak up on Virgil only to start playing random songs and memes. Once he started playing the John Cena theme and Roman appeared out of nowhere and tackled Virgil onto the couch. 

Patton quotes memes a lot and Virgil loves it. 

Sometimes, Logan quotes memes and Virgil and Patton both love it.

Logan and Virgil have a game similar to Virgil and Patton’s Boop War where the two will just dab when no one else is looking while making sure the other sees. They take turns to see who can get away with the most dabs at a time before someone else notices. One day, Roman found out what they were doing but when Logan and Virgil talked about it with him they said that it didn’t matter if he told the others about it and when he asked why they both looked him straight in the eye and said, terrifyingly in sync, “Because no one will ever believe you” and left. Roman was both terrified and impressed by how well they’d pulled off the reference.

I’m literally in tears.

Logan, you absolute troll. How very dare you taunt the poor anxious bab like that.

He doesn’t deserve this.

If you’re still doing art requests, how about Logan annoying Virgil with dabbing?

No one except Virgil acknowledged Logan’s dab in the Growing Up video so I can only assume Logan taunts Virgil by doing it when no one’s looking.

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